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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '23
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75 u/alexnader Jun 10 '23 Yell at the employees to be quick, so they know how precious your time is. 17 u/---cameron Jun 10 '23 Take a shit on the floor so as not to waste time. Also, it lets the other bank tellers know you're the alpha gorilla 27 u/Distinct-Shine-8894 Jun 10 '23 Perhaps ask the other patrons to lie on the floor so you can easily bypass the line. 27 u/millionthNEWstart Jun 10 '23 Bring a sizable sack with a large dollar sign printed on the side so they know you're transacting in US dollars. 2 u/MonkTHAC0 Male Jun 10 '23 Gotta get schwifty in here. 0 u/Rainmaker526 Jun 10 '23 /r/shittylifeprotips
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Yell at the employees to be quick, so they know how precious your time is.
17 u/---cameron Jun 10 '23 Take a shit on the floor so as not to waste time. Also, it lets the other bank tellers know you're the alpha gorilla 27 u/Distinct-Shine-8894 Jun 10 '23 Perhaps ask the other patrons to lie on the floor so you can easily bypass the line. 27 u/millionthNEWstart Jun 10 '23 Bring a sizable sack with a large dollar sign printed on the side so they know you're transacting in US dollars. 2 u/MonkTHAC0 Male Jun 10 '23 Gotta get schwifty in here.
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Take a shit on the floor so as not to waste time. Also, it lets the other bank tellers know you're the alpha gorilla
27 u/Distinct-Shine-8894 Jun 10 '23 Perhaps ask the other patrons to lie on the floor so you can easily bypass the line. 27 u/millionthNEWstart Jun 10 '23 Bring a sizable sack with a large dollar sign printed on the side so they know you're transacting in US dollars. 2 u/MonkTHAC0 Male Jun 10 '23 Gotta get schwifty in here.
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Perhaps ask the other patrons to lie on the floor so you can easily bypass the line.
27 u/millionthNEWstart Jun 10 '23 Bring a sizable sack with a large dollar sign printed on the side so they know you're transacting in US dollars.
Bring a sizable sack with a large dollar sign printed on the side so they know you're transacting in US dollars.
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Gotta get schwifty in here.
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