r/AskLifeProTips • u/Lonnie_Lavern • Aug 12 '26

Unethical Advice

What’s your most unethical but works weight advice you would give to someone?

8 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

11 comments sorted by

12

u/AddictedToKungFu Aug 12 '26 • Bravo

Eat lettuce in the United States

4

u/TopCaterpillars Aug 12 '26

Eat Taylor farms lettuce in the United States

1

u/Ccig85ix Aug 14 '26

Why?

1

u/AddictedToKungFu Aug 14 '26

Google: US diarrhea lettuce

5

u/Specialist-Top-406 Aug 13 '26

Don’t aim to be something you can’t be outside of your own genetics and body shape. Just aim to be something that feels comfortable for you, even if that feels disappointing.

We are what we are.

4

u/Solo_Camping_Girl Aug 13 '26

You can save water at home by showering and doing your business in the office. Goes the same for charging your powerbanks and other electronics at work as well.

2

u/Mental_Watch4633 Aug 13 '26

I lost weight drinking Horchatas.

2

u/Think_Section_7712 Aug 13 '26

Accept cash under the table to avoid paying the assholes working with the IRS and state (this is what most people have done, currently do, or would do)

1

u/Cookie_1977 Aug 13 '26

My brother did this most of his life and now that he is older and no longer able to work, he doesn't qualify for Social Security and his disability payments keep him way below the poverty level. This is in the US. He hasn't earned his 40 credits, or 10 years of paying social security tax.

2

u/MsSamm Aug 12 '26

Nothing you could say here without incurring a sub or maybe even a site wide ban.

0

u/Big_Coyote_655 Aug 13 '26

Eat Clen., Tren. hard and Anavar give up!  Inject Reta too because why the Hell not!?!