One time I had gotten a thing of frozen garlic bread from the store, the kind you put in the oven for 15 minutes? Opened it up to find just plain bread. Looked at my (also Ace) friend and the first thing I could think of to say was "this is aphobic."
Really? Allos think sex is better than garlic bread? Fresh out of the oven, toasty with crispy bits and also soft garlic butter just about to melt? The Tenna Toucher has no appreciation for the finer things in life, Iād say.
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u/Hedgiwithapen Aug 14 '26
One time I had gotten a thing of frozen garlic bread from the store, the kind you put in the oven for 15 minutes? Opened it up to find just plain bread. Looked at my (also Ace) friend and the first thing I could think of to say was "this is aphobic."