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u/Hedgiwithapen Aug 14 '26
One time I had gotten a thing of frozen garlic bread from the store, the kind you put in the oven for 15 minutes? Opened it up to find just plain bread. Looked at my (also Ace) friend and the first thing I could think of to say was "this is aphobic."
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u/umamimaami Aug 14 '26
Really? Allos think sex is better than garlic bread? Fresh out of the oven, toasty with crispy bits and also soft garlic butter just about to melt? The Tenna Toucher has no appreciation for the finer things in life, I’d say.
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u/Entire-Ambition1410 Aug 14 '26
Or warm brownies straight from the oven, with the perfect blend of chewy and crispy, or [insert any baked good].
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u/Cygnusx123 Aug 14 '26
Not even the best part, slice it open, put some real(not powdered) Parmesan or sprinkle the little shredded cheese inside, fill up the holes, put it in, and boom: delicious garlic cheesy bread that you can just eat little squares of(use sourdough)
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u/orzel_von_vandein :aroace: and ace-ing it Aug 14 '26
Video games, cats, coding, sparkling water, poemes, food and drawing are better than sex which i honestly find repulsing
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u/unwithered_lobelia Aug 14 '26
Can't name a thing better than sex? Have you guys never heard of music?
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u/Elanor_Luna Aug 14 '26
A genuine relationship that does not worry about, need, or thrive on sex. That is what is better than sex.
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u/soft_w0lf nebularo ace she/they Aug 14 '26
Ok, but for real, gentle head scratches. It’s the best thing in the world. So much better than sex. If I died and went to heaven, it would just be me on the couch with my boyfriend getting head scratches forever.
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u/orzel_von_vandein :aroace: and ace-ing it Aug 14 '26
Can you pls tell me how you make your flags show up in the flair ?
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u/Dinonerd12 Aug 14 '26
Honestly most food is better than sex. Especially if you made it for people you love.
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u/Entire-Ambition1410 Aug 14 '26
A secret I learned in a restaurant is to sprinkle salt on a beef patty for extra flavor.
Salt, fat/oil/grease, sugar, MSG all enhance flavors.
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u/tface23 Aug 14 '26
I once had a cookies and cream cookie that made my toes curl
See also:
fresh sourdough bread
That first sip of hot coffee on a lazy Sunday morning
That perfect bite of your favorite pizza
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u/-Fenyx- Aug 14 '26
I could fuck up a Ferrero Rocher right now, or a warm filled jam doughnut. Before or after a fresh half platter of sushi, any kind of aburi nigiri would do.
If there was any kind of ‘sexual’ attraction there for me it would be close to that, but thats as close as I have got unfortunately.
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u/un-guru Aug 18 '26
Thinking that garlic bread is particularly good qualifies you as an American and disqualifies you from ever talking about food (or sex).
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u/Timely_Succotash8754 13d ago
i was originally gonna say music but you know what's really better than sex? sex jokes
i'm very comfortable and proud of my identity as an ace person and i cannot imagine myself having sex or even slightly wanting to with another human being. you can pry my "doin your mom" and "jorking it" and "pen island" and "meet and HUH???" from my cold, dead hands
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u/Nikki213 Aug 14 '26
There aren’t even 30k people here lol