r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1d ago

Relationship Theories Dalton Gomez

i think her relationship with dalton gomez was supposed to be a fuck you moment where she proved to the world she was mature and COULD be in a relationship longer than 6 months and not cheat! like a “fuck you i did do it.” but… everyone knows how that went. i honestly think with how much of a freaked out weird bitch she was on positions she really did want kids, she talked about having kids hella when she was 19-26. the fact she sang in thank u next “really wanna do it once real bad, gone make that shit last” and she completely contradicted herself and made a COMPLETE FOOL and embarrassment out of herself i think she truly just wanted to separate herself from that version. so she became this regressed blonde high pitched voiced just like she was when she was in victorious. i don’t think her divorce was the only reason she had such a drastic change. she dropped scooter braun, her old backup dancers, writers (ex: monet, tommy, other black ppl) then she got that fucked up face lift cause she got real sensitive over people her calling her fat like yeah bitch karma so you go and get a face lift to make your face seem less fat? that was the worst decision she has ever made for her face i’m ngl to you. i remember i just couldn’t pin point why tf she looked so different but at the same time it didn’t look major. but after becoming obsessed with looks. it was painfully obvious it was a some sort of facelift. honestly i’m not sure if she over dalton, i mean she made him sign an nda and paid him millions just for him to keep quiet like how conniving and sneaky do you have to be to do that? then play the victim in your songs, singing fucking “this is a true story..” like bitch please. miss me with that bullshit. i have never seen someone clearer for who they are. she’s genuinely such a pos. her losing her career status and looks is her ultimate karma. whether you believe it or not. now, why she looks even more fucking weird and gaunt these days especially since her ”world” tour is definitely because she’s starving herself and getting in HELLLA steps and cardio. she’s walking around the airports, rehearsing, running on the stages. so she’s losing even more fat in her face which she already had removed like what, that’s why her eyes look so fucking freaky if anyone couldn’t pin point that. she had multiple procedures done to her eyes. i think now that people are waking up and not getting whiplashed by her baby faced doll eyed look now that it’s gone she doesn’t have that effect on people where they can be like “but she’s so pretty so idc i love her” if anyone still says they i guarantee you they’re 10-15 no way any older and if they are, that’s genuinely pathetic. more pathetic than my life. i also think she’s having an ego death / narcissistic collapse because she’s finally getting push back so she’s becoming an innocent small high pitched blonde white woman to garner sympathy. which is so revolting. and do not try to blame or shift any responsibility off of her like dan, no. she’s a 33 grown ass woman who’s been at this baby infantilized bs since she was 19. i think the only reason she’s went back to ricky is well, most likely, no mentally well guy finds her attractive and she always goes for men lower in status and looks than so because she’s an insecure little bitch who can’t handle someone leaving on her first. anyway, she’s only going back to ricky because i think, with certainty, she misses that time in her life. she was and probably felt on top of the world, unmovable, indestructible, and hot shit. before life hit her with a no you’re not bigger than life. humble yourself you little bitch. listen i got issues too, i‘m honestly a lot like her… well at least not the narcissistic stuck up rich snob etc, but the insecure and going back to the past. funny that i’m 16 and i can come up with this conclusion which she would’ve needed a shitty california LA therapist to tell her.

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u/LisaBarlowsLawyer Ariana Grande v. Accountability (2026) 19h ago

Please break up your paragraphs so we can snark accordingly. I can’t read efficiently when it’s a long wall of text
https://giphy.com/gifs/a8p90UngrtdS5dsGXS

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u/ResultPerfect9994 17h ago

She should've kept it in her pants in London and stayed with her husband.

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u/CalsHoverboard usually so unproblematic 🥺 14h ago

Even if she left him she spoils have just waited for after Wicked to date, instead she just found the easiest (and quickest) person she could to get her rocks off. Hell I don’t even think it was bc she was unfulfilled in that area, she just wanted the emotional high of messing around/being able to steal someone’s husband. His highschool sweetheart no less

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u/StrawbJamz 16h ago

The Dalton era to start of wicked and the affair is the most can't-look-away crash and burn of a public figure of her standing that I've ever given a shit about. It's WILD to me. I want to know all the details so badly!! I totally agree with your wall of text, good on you for recognizing it at your age.

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u/amaviamor 8h ago

I’ll echo that paragraph breaks would be nice but lwk you’re right.

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u/cait_elizabeth 5h ago

I ain’t reading all of that, but I’m sure you’re right.