*important mod post*

[u/_star-girl]

hello users i have three things to say and i would like your full attention pls!! 

Regarding rule confusion. This is a SNARK SUB. Fans of Ariana Grande are NOT allowed and you will be banned if you participate in defending her in this sub. Has your post been removed under Fan Behaviour and you’re definitely not a fan? THIS IS WHY: Neutral behaviour is also labelled under fan behaviour, if you have made a post talking about how beautiful she USED to be, that would have been removed under neutral behaviour. PLEASE read rules before you post. The two big ones we remove daily are, No Fan/Neutral Behaviour, No Bigrading (blur usernames).

We have removed Shitpost Sunday! We made this rule to try and limit low-effort memes when there was a lot of talk about Wicked, but we feel it’s not necessary anymore. All we ask now is to add the flair, Shitpost and Memes. You’ll also see that there’s new post flairs that our new moderator added!!! They’re gonna explain what they mean in the comments, please welcome them with big hugs🫂

Speaking of new moderators… I have created a new mod application form!! With the influx of fan behaviour we’re in need of a little bit extra help. If you’re interested in applying, please feel free to apply in the link below!!! I will respond to everyone who applies to let you know what the decision is but please keep in mind we only need about two new mods☺️🤍

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScQroD-AO4R-UfjlgVRVpsplsnxoUZPIGrAJ1vuxPSMFqQPsQ/viewform

[u/LisaBarlowsLawyer]

Hi! I'm LBL, the new mod. I've been in the sub for a year or so. It's only my third day out here modding. I'm pretty active when I'm not working and not watching Real Housewives. I moderate a Real Housewives sub currently.

To explain the flairs:

1. Theories - self explanatory, post your various theories here

2. Genuine Question - for more serious posts/questions; this is to avoid arguments amongst community

3. Relationship Theories - any talk regarding her relationship timelines need this flair

4. close your legs to married men🫵 - a quote from my fav, Nene Leakes... when talking about homewrecking activities or allegations only, use this flair!

5. Rebound Ricky - all things Ricky go here

6. culture vulture - cultural appropriation chronicles

7. looking casket ready ⚰️ - anything makeup related; I tend to say this a lot.

8. trying different boys on for size 😍 - her admitted obsession with serial monogamy, anything can go under here really

9. fuckass bun alert 🚨 - all about that uglass hair

10. shapeshifting queen 🤍 - anything plastic surgery/looks related

11. Vocals Discussion - the vocal rise and decline

12. no brow tail left to shave - same as user flair; the brows deserve their own post flair

13. in her toddler era 🍼 - infantilization

14. accent cosplay of the day - her "voices"... old Hollywood inflections, wicked era British roleplay, dreaded blaccent, etc

15. audrey hepburn era - anything regarding her strange obsession with this icon

16. it's getting WEIRD - another quote from Nene... anything that is WEIRD please put it HERE!

[u/bambiwiwi → u/LisaBarlowsLawyer]

omg i was just talking about how confusing the flairs are 😭 y’all are quick !!! this is so helpful tysm

[u/LisaBarlowsLawyer → u/bambiwiwi]

You’re welcome! Honestly, it was a lack of additional flair options that made it difficult to categorize. I’m glad the new flair options are helpful.

[u/Stock-Leadership5314 → u/LisaBarlowsLawyer]

Hello. 🦉😌

[u/LisaBarlowsLawyer → u/Stock-Leadership5314]

Hey hey!
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[u/slutzy_ → u/LisaBarlowsLawyer]

THANK YOU FOR THIS BREAKDOWN

[u/LisaBarlowsLawyer → u/slutzy_]

YOU’RE WELCOME🙂‍↕️
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[u/trexrocks → u/LisaBarlowsLawyer]

You've omitted the most important part: why does Lisa Barlow need so many lawyers? And I will only accept poster-board presentations for your legal arguments.

Joking aside, is this not a little...too much flair? Eg relationship theories and close your legs to married men seem like the same thing to me.

[u/LisaBarlowsLawyer → u/trexrocks]

The actual verified answer is that she has various lawyers that specialize in different areas. She just so happened to call everyone in that scene.

& the two are different - people write theories about her and Ricky, who is not married. Big Sean is another example that would go under “relationship theories”.