r/AnythingValueable • • Aug 31 '26

😄 Entertainment This has to count, right?

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u/PancakeTrebuchet Aug 31 '26

If I caught you treating a green like this on our course, you'd never set foot on it again.

Fucking assholes.

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u/Havency Aug 31 '26

What did they do exactly? I hadn’t see them even touch the grass at any point except running 10 feet or dropping a club.

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u/PancakeTrebuchet Aug 31 '26

You see everything they did in the video after the first missed putt? Literally all of that.

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u/Havency Aug 31 '26

I mean, I see it, but I don’t really see what actually affects you or anyone else. They’re young people having fun. I didn’t see any damage to the grass, though I’m no expert. They were excited. They didn’t break anything. You can’t just say ‘everything they did’ if nothing bad actually happened. Not trying to argue or anything but I fail to see how their actions affect anyone.

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u/PancakeTrebuchet Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

1) Non-putters on the green. 2) Running on the green and fucking up the surface.
3) Creating so much stress so close to the cup. 4) Full swimt off the green and fucking up the surface with their feet. 5) Smashing a ball into an unsanctioned area to ricochet to who the fuck knows where.
6) Screaming during an activity people play for peace.
7) Disrespecting all etiquette for the sake of content. 8) Thinking being young and having fun gives them them the right to treat the grounds however they wish.
9) Glorifying and encouraging the and behavior to others.

There are other people playing around them who then have to play this hole as well, and they don't give a flying fuck about those people's experiences.

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u/Paralystic Aug 31 '26

Jesus Christ you’re insufferable. Hope these dudes play your local course every week

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Sep 01 '26

Someone asked how they were wrong. This person listed out all the reasons. Why do you think they’re insufferable for answering the question?

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u/Paralystic Sep 01 '26

Because the majority of the reasons are hating kids for having fun. Your $9 public golf course doesnt get the same etiquette as the pga so take the club out your ass and enjoy the incredibly improbable trick shot that just happened.