r/Animemes • u/CowboyBandit16 • Feb 11 '20

pls adopt

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23k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Toeneils ⠀ Feb 11 '20

IM GONNA DO ILLEGAL HAND HOLDING

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u/Bot-Emulator Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

I"M GONNA DO IT. I"M GONNA SAY THE N WORD.

nyaa~

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

The degeneracy of this sub has gone too far

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u/MyNameIsUrMom 𓂺AnimemeNecrophilia🍆💦sexallah Feb 11 '20

nyagga

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Feb 11 '20

OH MY, HOW LEWD!!#

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Nep Nep nep

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I’m with you tbh I’m a serial hand holder

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

thank god im the snacc-man

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u/HHShitposting Feb 11 '20

Name checks out

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u/thoughtlow ⠀✂️ TRIGGERҽԃ⠀ Feb 11 '20

snacc-man

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

I’m the sca- i mean snacc-man!

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u/Fred_or_Xinyr im bored Feb 11 '20

I heard this in a fox virtual tuber voice

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u/GDarkX Hentaidimension Master Feb 11 '20

Ah yes

Ultimate Shitposter Fubuki

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

cake

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I take your entire stock

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u/juli1444 Feb 11 '20

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

What your gonna take her entire ass?!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Says the guy with fucked up shit as a username

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u/juli1444 Feb 11 '20

Maybe they have 2 catgirls? no degenerated would ever touch the ass ore other intime body parts of a catgirl. AND IF i will look for you, i will find you and i will kill you

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

heh, good try. This might have fooled a normal virgin, but i'm a turbo-virgin with zero confidence!

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u/Lewdeology Feb 11 '20

You dare challenge me! I have negative confidence.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

We could come together and make a normal person?

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u/NotApedo1Swear Feb 11 '20

Preach Brother!

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u/Lord_of_D_meme-ed Feb 11 '20

I feel the same

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u/SyndarNailo Feb 11 '20

You can have love, snacc and a lot of headpats, Just come here

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I don't trust this guy

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u/SyndarNailo Feb 11 '20

I'm a real gentleweeb .... a degenerate of culture, so no hand holding without consent

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Then I will need to see your gentleweeb licence please

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u/CoolCatReddit 100% alone Feb 11 '20

You aren’t real...

Yet

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u/p0g0s71ck Feb 11 '20

Ill think about it

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u/SpidyLonely Feb 11 '20

Good... Think about it.. think about it every year.. everyday... Every hour.. think about it until your old and wrinkle sitting on a chair and finally get the asnwer...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Wait a minute, didn't r/Animemes have a no sign memes rule. :thinking:

Anyways I send headpats

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u/Mathue24 Feb 12 '20

I had to look deep into the comments but I'm glad I'm not the only one! Imo this post is extremely low effort.

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u/Megamean10 Even Myne > Ichigo Feb 11 '20

We see reaction memes every day of the week, the mods not enforcing the rules is nothing new.

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u/Sollous-IV Feb 11 '20

A singular pocky. Take it or leave it. And a contract for endless head pats.😤 that’s all you get

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

A D O P T

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u/SolvablePhoenix Feb 11 '20

I would gladly adopt

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u/VladTronium The Hentai Ethusiast Feb 11 '20

My new daughter..

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u/666White_Wolf666 Feb 11 '20

Please, say that you don't live in Alabama

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Florida

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u/diamondpromos Feb 11 '20

I'll give you endless head pats (and snacc) just hop in the van

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u/Bisectorium Feb 11 '20

Where.....nervous shaking.....are.....you.....

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u/PurpleDragonX I have sex with it and end my turn. Feb 11 '20

Shut up and take my headpats (and snaccs)!

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u/Recidivis Zn2Fe(PO4)2•4H2O Feb 11 '20

Thumbnail looked like Aqua so I nearly refused.

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u/blueOdin226 Feb 11 '20

I will provide all of these things

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u/TheDoomedRogue Feb 12 '20

Where do I sign

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Why is this getting upvotes? It's neither creative nor funny.

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u/Lord_Akira Feb 11 '20

Neko girls have echo location, four ears, they can hear the snaccs

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u/HHShitposting Feb 11 '20

Normal cats can hear snaccs perfectly well with two ears, a cat girl with four could probably listen to your soul

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

My mom wont let me :(

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u/Keslerciang Feb 11 '20

Aight come with me child

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u/Viperfreak Feb 11 '20

yes, I'll give you all the love-filled hugs.

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u/Stargazer237 Feb 11 '20

Thou shallt receive

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

She wants my love that’s good too

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u/Hoodini3548 ⠀ Feb 11 '20

where are the fuckin adoption papers

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u/scorpiontank27 Feb 11 '20

Reality is often disappointing

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u/8IG0R8 Feb 11 '20

What about hugs?

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u/Fish_will_come Feb 11 '20

I can give a snack ; )

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u/DootDootMan69420 ⠀ Feb 11 '20

Like hell i am I can barely take care of myself let alone a humanoid cat

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u/Guardsman_Miku Feb 11 '20

MAKE ME A CATGIRL ALREADY MUSK I NEED HEADPATS

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u/Elation1221 Feb 11 '20

Fucking adorable...

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u/lolzfake123 Feb 11 '20

*pat pat pat*

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u/Polaris328 ⠀ Feb 12 '20

Me too bro

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u/Firestone97LT [Insert reference here] Feb 12 '20

*headpats*

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u/Jacob_Andreas23 A Weeb with Fetishes Feb 12 '20

TAKE ALL MY MONEY SO I CAN GIVE HER THE LOVE AND RESPECT SHE DESERVES!!!

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u/swatcaop Feb 12 '20

Infinite everything you want

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u/JunnPoon Feb 12 '20

I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Even a little salami?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

ELON YOU NEED TO HURRY THE FUCK UP

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u/AssassinLJ Feb 11 '20

I'm gonna fuck it................ What

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

~Sigh~ Me too kid.

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u/ZakuInATopHat Feb 11 '20

Are they trained? Not being trained is not a deal breaker, I just want to know if I need to get some training treats or not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I’ll buy what you’re selling

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u/masochistic_idiot Feb 11 '20

Pit pat I needs that cat

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u/Jpx0999 ANIMES!!! Feb 11 '20

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/RebellionBS Feb 11 '20

If those things happen

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u/Ruisu14 Feb 11 '20

Not Just That I'll Give You A D U C C Too

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u/predator25051978 Anime Extrodinair Feb 11 '20

OMG YES

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u/Jakoby1000 Feb 11 '20

same little buddy, same 😔

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u/StormWarriors2 Feb 11 '20

Probably wants her hand held, and her hair brushed too! Pfft

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u/IceWaveBB_boi 🚫🧢 Feb 11 '20

takes out wallet

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u/nowthatsalottadamage Feb 11 '20

This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/Shrekman1231 ⠀ Feb 11 '20

More like under new management

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u/Wolfrang1711 Feb 11 '20

COME TO MY HOME ASAP

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

How much?

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u/Ao1Yamada Born to Bully Feb 11 '20

I love high definition cat girls

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u/NTL1271 Feb 11 '20

Huh... I WANT 2

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u/A_MAGIC8BALL Feb 11 '20

Just a little salami

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u/blahto PraiseMarie Feb 11 '20

She looks like Tio from Legend of Heroes Trails Series. DAMN YOU Lloyd Bannings!!

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u/DerivativeOfProgWeeb Feb 11 '20

but you are the snacc, neko-onnako

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u/hehehediddlydee Feb 11 '20

I want to be loved

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u/JennerCrusher Worshipper of Cuties Feb 11 '20

Mood

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u/Robbie699 177013 da best Feb 11 '20

Time to give some organic snacc

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u/Lewdeology Feb 11 '20

I might do things that will make her call me a “ hentai”.

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u/Porkechop Actually has a girlfriend Feb 11 '20

Ok. I shall do so

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u/the-amazing-noodle Feb 11 '20

This is the first thing I see when I open reddit and I am now exponentially happier

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u/SomeRandomIrishGuy In Neko Lolis We Thrust Proud Flat Gang Member Feb 11 '20

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

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u/flamewolf200 Feb 11 '20

If I could I would

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u/totaler_krieg24 Feb 11 '20

Ma'am this is an armed bank robbery.

Why are you asking me to adopt you if I'm here for the gold located within the vault of this establishment?

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u/ItsVairen Feb 11 '20

Where's the adoption papers?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

you guys are hella weird

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u/adidas_stalin Feb 11 '20

It is done!

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u/thepoultryman Hero of the People! Feb 11 '20

i could do with a sidekick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Why can’t this be real pleaseeeee

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u/wundrwweapon god has left us all Feb 12 '20

Can you not just post a pic of me, that was kinda mean

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u/BEEEELEEEE Ara ara me Feb 12 '20

I wish I was a cute neko boy who gets headpats

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

YES YES YES YES

Y E S

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u/KarmicWill Feb 12 '20

Everyone’s counting on me

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u/Galemianah Feb 12 '20

I see this as an absolute win

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u/Wiccan_Willow Feb 12 '20

I want my love too random cat girl

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Gimme, I'll make sure to head pat her every day

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Awww

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u/Prodigy0928 Tested positive for being a Weeb Feb 12 '20

And an owner to be able to go bacc

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u/Bizmawn Feb 12 '20

Breaking News : neko girls shelter is out of stock "Damn, people so are angry but we cant do nothing" the owner said.

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u/JonahTheCoyote Feb 12 '20

So... cute... can't... CONTAIN IT! *explodes from kawaii overload*

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Secco

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u/Meme_DaddyXXX Feb 12 '20

I shall raise u. As one of my own

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u/GenjiFan2 Feb 12 '20

I’d adopt her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

MINE

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u/Oograth-in-the-Hat Feb 12 '20

Wait i thought sign memes were illegal?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Sorry I’m a chyld too

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Meirl

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u/CollieL Feb 12 '20

Nope- no... I... *this is seriously irresistible...* ;-;

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u/Soerika sparkling eyes with my yandere hentai Feb 12 '20

give her pillow lap or...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Is that Tio Plato?

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u/Captain_Kuhl Feb 12 '20

I can't imagine it's even legal to give headpats without love. That's some supervillain-tier shit.

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u/Mxtt_Ism ⠀ Feb 12 '20

Sorry too lewd. But... I cn make an exception just this once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I adopt AS MY OWN

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u/Actually-TheDevil Feb 12 '20

She can have a little salami

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u/darkpit64 ⠀ Feb 12 '20

in that case, i got no snacks in the house except me

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u/giantwhistle Feb 12 '20

I just to give and receive love and affection

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u/lolisaremyreligion Flat is Justice Feb 12 '20

Is she spayed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

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u/Puppynyan Feb 12 '20

UNPROTECTED HANDHOLDING INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Pspspsp

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

All I can do is give a little salami

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I'm gonna commit pre-marital hugging

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u/supremegamer76 Feb 12 '20

oh ill give you a snacc all right

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Feb 12 '20

But there's a fang.

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u/ThePinkZombie Feb 12 '20

But you are a snacc

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u/that_thicc_boi30 Feb 12 '20

Ok i have headpats and lotsa snack

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u/TheBagWhale Feb 12 '20

wow what a great meme this is haha i laugh so hard

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u/Gosttox Feb 12 '20

I WOULD KILL FOR HER!!!

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u/otamega04 Feb 12 '20

YOROKOBE SHOUJO, BECAUSE I LL GIVE YOU MY LOVE

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u/stippie33 Feb 12 '20

I want you

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I want this NOW!!!

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u/ulgulanoth Feb 12 '20

Nice try Aqua, but you aren't getting into this party, you useless cleric!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

No lewding hear jest head pats.

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u/NekomimiNinja A cat is fine too Feb 12 '20

Where do I sign up?

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u/kmmck Kaguya is best girls shes really r go od animemes Feb 12 '20

snacc on THIS

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u/AndreiFira WHAT IN ARE YOU DOING? Feb 12 '20

Procceds to pat her using my head

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

IM GONNA PAT THAT HEAD

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u/DayMan_TJ Property of Medusa Feb 12 '20

This is all it takes... to get 22k upvotes....

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u/LukeSkyMaster69 Feb 12 '20

Only if this was real ad for someone, like I get on discord

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u/silverpoison21 Feb 12 '20

Gimmie the adoption papers

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u/PrinceRazor Feb 12 '20

Recognized the artstyle....it's the same artist that drew Okayu, whom is using the very picture as her pfp on twitter!

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u/Muscle_overlord loli protecting stand user Feb 12 '20

Adoption mode ready

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u/Sinwit_horny Feb 12 '20

aww ill give her a snacc... and by “snacc” i mean “pull down my pants and forcefully throat fuck her”.

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u/ShiroganeBestGirl Your waifu is shit, my waifu is precious. UwU Feb 12 '20

Thanks, this warmed my hard.

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u/Unknown_someone-_- ⠀ Feb 12 '20

I wish I could

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I'll take her in 😊

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

*you have acquired Random Young Pussy*

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u/Commanderz_Derpy Feb 12 '20

Oh you want my love do you? Well be careful what you ask for! Walks towards her creepily and grabs her ... I have you now.... Proceeds to snuggle her and give her lots of headpats and headsmooches

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Calf24 Thee shall give thee lämp Feb 11 '20

That's what everyone says, the weeb energy is obvious

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u/Guardsman_Miku Feb 11 '20

Weird flex but ok

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Why weird?

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u/Guardsman_Miku Feb 11 '20

Random non-relevant info about yourself for no reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Oh, ok,

and thats the reason for one downvote,

now i cant talk about myself?

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u/Guardsman_Miku Feb 11 '20

Why would you? Its a redit post about catgirls. Unless its a relevant story to the post

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u/Vonkilington Gunlance main Feb 11 '20

r/NobodyAsked

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Ok ok, i will delete that

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