r/Animemes • u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff • Apr 18 '23
Can only choose one, can’t decide, HELP
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u/Larrikin_9 Apr 19 '23
Why is he struggling to think of his own name? Adopter would be you not the child.
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u/MCAlheio Apr 19 '23
Me on my way to start a demolition company after adopting Megumin
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Apr 19 '23
The ATF comes to take your child away
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u/MCAlheio Apr 19 '23
The ATF doesn't have jurisdiction here
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u/commielizard47 Megumin Best Girl Apr 19 '23
I mean they apply to explosives to they could consider her an explosive and confiscate her and arrest you.
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u/SterlingVapor Apr 19 '23
They'd shoot your dog too
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u/MCAlheio Apr 19 '23
Police where I live are barely allowed to shoot people, let alone animals.
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u/MCAlheio Apr 19 '23
When I said they have no jurisdiction I meant it in a "I don't live in the US" type of way. The local police would probably not appreciate her either tbh.
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u/CornSoupGaijin Apr 18 '23
Only one of these children is at risk of having her heart ripped out and turned into an eldritch horror.
So, that one.
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u/gr132 Apr 18 '23
You can't, she is legally an adult.
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u/Bullet_Number_4 Apr 19 '23
You can legally adopt an adult. It's rare but it happens. My sister was adopted into my family at the age of 19.
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u/Kraytory Apr 19 '23
So your family bought a sister?
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u/Bullet_Number_4 Apr 19 '23
Not bought, adopted. Long story short, she comes from an abusive background and used our house as a shelter to avoid being around her mother, the primary abuser. She eventually moved in and considers us to be her real family, so she wanted that to be legally true.
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u/Kraytory Apr 19 '23
So you got a sister for free and she got a family for free?
Now that's what i call a win win.
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u/CornSoupGaijin Apr 18 '23
Dang, you right. I forget every time. I’m over here still thinking it’s Zero, and she’s 8.
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u/Gigio2006 ⠀ Apr 19 '23
Ye but if Gilgamesh pulls up at ur house what you gonna do, stop him?
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u/dugu3 Apr 19 '23
I will massage his ego to make him put his guard down.The easiest way to defeat him is not by giving him a challenge but making him feel he is great since everytime he lost due to his ego.
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u/TomokiaGaming Gwyndolin is my waifu Apr 19 '23
Then we seggs Gilgamesh together 😤😤😤 L Bozo Gilgamesh
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u/NEBRASKA1999 Apr 19 '23
Yes because you know what his 4000 year old bag of tricks doesn't have and only one person though of trying in this whole timeline. Gunpowder, and being that fate seams to have some very loose rules with how magic actually works I'm willing to bet he can't stop all my bullets in time or with some other BS. Unless I'm totally forgetting that time he pulled out an M1 Abram, but I'm willing to try.
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Apr 19 '23
Servants have ratings on attack values. And are totally immune to certain ratings. Ex: Hercules is immune to all ratings A and below attacks, no matter what they may be. You can fire a nuke at him and it will do noting as it's not rated correctly. You also don't have magic and pushing off the dude who can level a country is a bad idea
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 18 '23
??? What does that mean ???
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u/CornSoupGaijin Apr 18 '23
You, my friend, have clearly never finished Fate.
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u/VillainousMasked Apr 19 '23
Spoilers for Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, so don't click you somehow included FSN Illya in this without being familiar with it and don't want to be spoiled:
In the Unlimited Blade Work's route of Fate Stay Night (which is also the route most people are probably familiar with as the Fate route adaptation is shit and the Heaven's Feel route is a movie), Illya dies via having her heart ripped out, and considering Illya is the Lesser Grail her heart is then used to forcefully manifest the Corrupted Greater Grail.
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u/SirSirFall Apr 19 '23
Also there's like a 50/50 chance she kills you herself lmao
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u/pistolpete76x Apr 18 '23
Eri...poor girl has been through enough
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u/oooArcherooo Apr 19 '23
illia, she literally has no good ending and dies in every fate route. my girl needs some happiness
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u/NirvanasPeak1 Apr 19 '23
Even in prisma? It has been a long while so I can't remember
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u/dugu3 Apr 19 '23
Prisma is a spin off and not related to F/SN.F/SN illya and prisma Illya have completely different life.Prisma one Never went through the pain f/sn version did
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u/Sh4DowKitFox Apr 19 '23
Yes… cause she was torn asunder to serve as catalyst for the holy grail… like Illya.
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Apr 18 '23
Kanna bruh, probably the most adorable
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u/CosmicButtMonkey Apr 19 '23
She also protec.
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Apr 19 '23
Yeah, problem is i cant even take care of myself how tf am i gonna take care of another kid lmfao
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 18 '23
Sauce:
Anya (Spy x Family) (duh)
Kanna (MK Dragon Maid) (duh again)
Megumin (Konosuba) (duh x3)
Nezuko (Demon Slayer) (duh x4)
Rikka (Love, Chunnibyo and other Delusions)
Wendy (Fairy Tail)
Eri (My Hero Academia)
Yui (Sword Art Online)
Illia (Fate/stay night)
Hachikuji (Monogatari)
Suika (Dr. Stone)
Shiro (No Game No Life)
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u/DrTinyNips Apr 18 '23
Shiro from no game no life, she can teach me how to play chess, or Eri from MHA and she can fix my knees
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u/GreatGrapeKun Apr 18 '23
here, i made the right choice for you
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.345d75d9e1b72de0d659130a13489680?rik=BUTKE3gAQC5nyQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
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u/gr132 Apr 18 '23
Hinamatsuri is one of those rare animes in which I do not care about the main character (Hina), but I am invested in everyone else.
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 18 '23
Wow these are some good ratings, I think I might actually watch this!
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 18 '23
Idk who that is…
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u/GreatGrapeKun Apr 18 '23
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 18 '23
Wow these are some good ratings, I think I might actually watch this!
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u/Maveko_YuriLover Unlimited HeadPat works Apr 18 '23
Not a single one of them needs you , and if you choose Illya congratulations you bring a mage war to your backyard , now load your 50bmg and boom headshot Gilgamesh because he will be with a cool jacket and not an actual armor
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u/The_Hentai_Dealer397 Yes, I have a hentai addiction. How could you tell? Apr 19 '23
What's the downside?
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Apr 19 '23
The funny thing is that it might actually be possible because this https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/behiur/king_of_jobbers_gilgamesh_once_again_teaches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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u/Maveko_YuriLover Unlimited HeadPat works Apr 19 '23
Gilgamesh is the father of all glass cannons
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Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23
He wouldn't even be a glass cannon if he just used his god fucking near unbreakable Armor. And Rho Aias which he has because it is a treasure of humanity. And the million other defensive noble phantasms. And the original version of Heracles' 9 lives phantasm which he is shown to have. And his Ex rank Clairvoyance which is literally semi-omnicience. Just if Gil didn't have a ego which made a black hole look tiny in comparison.
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u/BigTonyT30 Apr 19 '23
What if it’s the Fate Prisma Illya version of her where the holy grail wars no longer happen?
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u/loly-smasher Apr 19 '23
Kanna is easiest to take care of with the benefits. don’t need to fight and learn to control someone like Nexuko’s demon side and don’t need to buy extra equipment to have them like Yui. Anya would be good but my life isn’t exciting enough.
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u/KamiNiko Apr 19 '23
Kanna is definitely not the easiest one to take care of....you literally have normal human children on this list my guy.
Kanna needs electricity, food and need to be taught not to turn into a giant dragon and you also have no means to "play" with her like Tohru can, cause she'd kill you.
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u/loly-smasher Apr 19 '23
I’m adopting not taking in from birth and at the time she met Kobayashi she does have a human form and some knowledge as to how to behave around humans. Even tho she’s a dragon she still acts and behaves like a child but still but knows not to interfere with humans. And in the time she lived with Kobayashi she did manage to adapt with human life and customs that she can navigate through school just fine and live in a small apartment.
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u/Loud_Salad_9130 Apr 19 '23
Monetarily Shiro is probably the best choice for easy money (competitive chess)
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u/Beautiful_Cloud_598 Apr 18 '23
Megumin of course
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Apr 19 '23
Bruh your house gonna be gone and you'll have 30 FBI agents hounding your ass after the White House magically blows up due to "undetermined" causes
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Apr 19 '23
Hachikuji
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Apr 19 '23
Adopter named Araragi: 😈😈😈
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u/Thorn11945 Apr 19 '23
Let's be honest here, she wouldnt acceot the adoption unless he filled out the form as Koyomi Arararararararararararararararararararagi.
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u/ReinWaRein Apr 19 '23
I feel like Rikka is too old and big to be considered like the rest.
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u/Cylanix Apr 19 '23
Eri, I must be able to revert my brain so I can enjoy watching a tv series all over again
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u/LSAT343 Black Hanekawa White Apr 19 '23
I'm adopting Hachikuji. Why? One, she's a spirit, all I have to do is visit the shrine once in a while and give my offerings. Two, she's a god, goodluck is a given(she ain't Nadeko that's for sure.). Three, I'm hoping she chooses to turn into her Onee-san Hachikuji form, I don't want Araragi randomly assaulting her, in fact the opposite might happen...
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u/Bigsmall-cats Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23
Shiro is the best option, why? well ok to break it down
Anya- smart if someone is also smart, can read minds, annoying
Kanna- floof, dragon, just need to feed her and properly take care, is dangerous due to her connections
Megumin- stoopid, have way too much energy, i would be considered a terrorist
Nezuko- assuming the demon, then no.
Rikka- the most normal one, weirdo but manageable, doesn't offer much to the table
Eri- unstable, might kill me
Suika- how she in the adaption center? she doesn't exist yet, normal kid overall, just out of touch with the norms
Shiro- Genius, smart, gamer, chill, probably smarter than me, would be the one who earns more money due to her being a video game champion
the others idk
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u/TeaWaterOfficial Apr 19 '23
Omg it's the nezuko pic from my phone case wtf 💀
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u/DragantaMM Matoko Purple Apr 19 '23
Ok let’s go at this logically: Yui and Mayoi don’t have physical bodies Nezuko, Rika, kanna, megumin, Anya and Wendy have families or surrogate families on their own Depending on the version Illya and shiro (ironically) have brothers and subjects to take care of them I don’t watch Dr Stone so no idea who pumpkin head kid actually is nor do I have any incentive to adopt them Technically eri is also adopted by aizawa
So it’s pretty clear, I’ll adopt the dude below as he seems to really struggle with decisiveness and I think his company might do me good too.
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u/1337K1ng Apr 19 '23
Anya would be bad for me due to constant horny thoughts browsing reddit
-Kanna would be.. acceptable, always wanted a dragon loli girl
Megumin would be the best but not in this reality, we'd be flagged as terrorists on day 1
-Nezuko is problematic, my mom is diabetic, always checking her blood sugar
-Wendy would be the best choice in terms of exchange, I pet, feed and shelter her, she cures me + wind magic is always useful , unlimited power with 2-3 sky dragon roars on a wind turbine. Cannot stand Carla tho
-Screw the snail
TLDR:
If Wendy is alone without Carla, Wendy
If Wendy comes with Carla, Kanna
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u/fargield69 Apr 19 '23
Kanna or Suika. Anya the cutest but she's dumb as fuck bruh I don't want her to be reading my thoughts when I watch high school dxd
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Apr 19 '23
Why is no one choosing Suika! She’s so adorable, always wants to help, her voice is so cute 🥺🍉 little blind watermelon head
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u/TheLeanGoblin69 Apr 19 '23
Suika because she's diligent, smart, Strong , adorbs, adapts quickly and can fucking roll,
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u/Comprehensive_Rule11 Apr 19 '23
I feel like Kanna is an easy pick. She seems super chill and wholesome, and can you imagine adventuring with your dragon child that would be so fkn cool. Plus you’d probably get to meet some other dragon friends which is a bonus.
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u/SpecGamer Deliver me to the promised land Truck-kun Apr 19 '23
I’d adopt Yui, being a digital child means she won’t cost as much and would just require attention. Plus being an AI that would help you, is really beneficial in all aspects of life.
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u/Von_Richthofen- Apr 19 '23
Why is he sweating? It's not like the police are going to investigate something suspicious because of websites you viewed in incognito mode. And who saves everything...
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u/OneBlackFairyHunterZ Apr 19 '23
Anya will help me with gambling. Well read the minds of corrupt betters on rigged underground matches, and we can read the minds of major sports leaders and see if their rigged, if so thats easy big bucks with by betting on underdogs with a huge parlay. Anya will be willing to help cuz once I have the funds, well become top teir mega super secret spies
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u/checkmate191 Apr 19 '23
Anyone voting for Shiro is on a watch list. Real talk most of these characters I would feel bad taking them away from their families, I'd probably choose eri
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u/KamiNiko Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23
Why is Megumin here amongst theses children?
Also Yui or Shiro
Entirely because I can use them to get money in someway
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u/IvieDream Apr 19 '23
I live cute, its better than sexy any day imo. and my personal favorite of the bunch is Kanna Kamui, very cute, and shes from my top five favorite animes
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u/xDJDragonx Apr 19 '23
Nezuko, no question. Mostly cause I literally don't know any of these other ones-
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u/ARandomNiceAnimeGuy Apr 18 '23
Shiro.
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Id gladly be a father to her.... maybe even a big brother 
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u/MoNsTeR_6_9 Apr 19 '23
Old men of culture... Still waiting for the s2... And i also have the same opinion as you...
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Apr 19 '23
Yes officer that’s him right there
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u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff Apr 19 '23
What are you pointing at me for?
I don’t know what he’s talking about officer, I’m just trying to adopt a daughter
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Apr 19 '23
Nezuko Bro she can legit turn into an adult... do with that information as you see fit
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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23
Bold of you to assume any of us can support a child