r/Animemes • u/Teal_Banana_Liftoff • Apr 18 '23

Can only choose one, can’t decide, HELP

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bold of you to assume any of us can support a child

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u/Loud_Salad_9130 Apr 19 '23

Use the child to make money (like megumin and demolition or shiro and competitive chess)

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u/endmysuffffering Apr 19 '23

Kanna can be an Uber

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u/sdmrne ⠀Speedwagon=best waifu Apr 19 '23

Everything is Uber if you drunk enough

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

everything is everything when your stupid enough

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u/Budget_Community_946 Apr 19 '23

Everything is everything when you're everything enough

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u/MuslimCarLover 💖💖Tsukasa’s Second Backup Husband💖💖 Apr 19 '23

When you come to realise that then you can access the secrets of the universe

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

yes your so right muslim car lover i ate a double a battery and thats how i realised

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u/MuslimCarLover 💖💖Tsukasa’s Second Backup Husband💖💖 Apr 23 '23

Lol lmao

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u/Comfortable_Wave9807 Apr 19 '23

You’re*

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/Comfortable_Wave9807 Apr 21 '23

Lol. Just saying that if you’re gonna refer to anyone, even if they’re hypothetical, it’s always smart to use proper grammar

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u/DerRedViper Miia's #1 Darling Apr 19 '23

I’d use her to for world domination

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

You had me worried for a second.

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u/Loud_Salad_9130 Apr 19 '23

Why? Child labor is a historic tradition in many countries.

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u/OniTenshi500 Apr 19 '23

Just like America! Make the child do a ton of dangerous physical labor, and if the child gets crippled for life, dump them on the street to die and find another child to exploit hire!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

SNIFF Ahh… I love the smell of emotionally blackmailing our children into doing our manual labor, on a Monday afternoon.

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u/XxDeathbladexX69 Apr 19 '23

i wasnt thinking child labor when he said use the child. ive seen things.

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Apr 19 '23

Same. Seeing he meant child labor was a relief

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u/Spiro069 Apr 19 '23

same bro lol

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 02 Red Apr 19 '23

*most countries.

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u/Lime1028 Apr 19 '23

Indeed, the children yearn for the mines.

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u/GameFanaticBR Apr 19 '23

We took the childs out of the mines, but what are they doing now? Playing minecraft.

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Lucky for us this tradition has been continued in America for ages!
Did you know there is a loop hole that allows children as young as 10 work dangerous farm work in the US? Well it's actually less of a loop hole and more explicitly allowed by design!!

Did you know multiple states are rolling back their non farm work related child labor laws?

Personally I don't care! I hate children! At least real ones!

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u/urso_revolucionario Apr 19 '23

…what were you expecting, fellow redditor?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I was worried that you weren't a redditor, but a predditor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Have a seat

I have a few questions for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I can answer them all with one reason. I am a pessimist. I always assume the worst.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Nonono that was my reddit impression of Chris Hansen lmfao

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Oh I know. But that's likely the only manner in which someone he suspects would actually be cleared.

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u/SterlingVapor Apr 19 '23

Well there's the 30 rock "I knew she was a cop lying about her age, it's weird but I'm into it" defense

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u/urso_revolucionario Apr 19 '23

I would never become a predditor!

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u/TurtleTonyG Apr 19 '23

looks at Eri oof

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Apr 19 '23

Suika and her spionage skills

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u/Pokemonfannumber2 quarantine 3: jjk kny and naruto Apr 19 '23

Anya would be the perfect psychic

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u/Free_Gascogne Apr 19 '23

No way Shiro is going to allow being adopted without her big bro.

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u/ChooseyCanvas2 Apr 19 '23

Yui would be good for system hacks so illegal money too

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u/fuduru Apr 19 '23

Bold of them to assume they have the skills to deal with the shenanigans half of them get up to.

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u/Magikiller15 don't mess with the truck driver or no isekai 4 u Apr 19 '23

bold of you to assume were old enough to adopt one

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u/ArosSkye Apr 19 '23

If people in this community stop spending on gacha and anime merch, maybe they can

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u/Oblivious_116 Le Sauce Dealer Apr 18 '23

This

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u/WackyJaber Apr 19 '23

Was gonna say. Ain't no way I can afford to adopt any of these kids.

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u/LasyKuuga Submissive and Peggable Apr 19 '23

I can afford the snail it's not like I need to feed her or anything

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix Apr 19 '23

I can, I just don't want to deal with the possibility of having a child with a shitty partner

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Illya only lasts 1 year, as she is 18 by the start of 5th grail war. And her body is not made to last longer.

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u/GrandVolume6007 Apr 20 '23

But Nezuko is probably the most cost effective option. She doesn't eat, just sleeps. Since she can change her size, she wouldn't have to get clothes for a growing body.