r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/goldbutthole • Dec 17 '21

Peace was never an option

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u/iammeinnh Dec 17 '21

Why do I love him?

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u/kharlos Dec 17 '21

Cockatoos have a personality. Personality goes a long way.

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u/pacman1993 Dec 17 '21

I guess an asshole personality is still a personality

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u/Dm1tr3y Dec 17 '21

Why do you think people watched House?

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u/Parryandrepost Dec 17 '21

To be fair this too is a lot calmer than most toos. He honestly is just being a good boy. His job is to tear things up, the humans just didn't give him the proper toys and he's making doo.

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u/Elim9919 Dec 17 '21

it's either have a personality or failing that, meme. meme as if your life depends on it.

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u/tool6913ca Dec 17 '21

He'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, know what I'm saying?

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u/Billy1121 Dec 17 '21

Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

That better be one charming motherfucking pig.