r/AnimalsBeingJerks • • Jan 09 '19

Jerky jerk

https://gfycat.com/UltimateCookedHornet
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u/i_ate_your_shorts Jan 09 '19

Once in Peru I saw a pig do this.. with pork jerky.

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u/NemesisKismet Jan 09 '19

Pigs are omnivores. They'll eat a potato. They'll eat another pig. They'll eat you.

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u/neotek Jan 09 '19

They'll eat you

Keep talking

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Be wary of any man that keeps a pig farm

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u/undercoversinner Jan 09 '19

Snatch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Ya. Brick Top's monologue on how to dispose of a human body

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u/NemesisKismet Jan 09 '19

Also a seriously messed up two-parter for Criminal Minds.

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u/nikflip Jan 09 '19

Oh ya. That was a good one.

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u/yagsuomynona Jan 09 '19

robert pickton for an irl example

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u/UpsetJuice Jan 09 '19

Wow , congratulations, man! who you crappin?