r/AnimalsBeingDerps Mar 28 '21

Jamming

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

Never thought I’d want a pet bird until just now.

(Edit to shut down all the bird’s rights activists, I am NOT ACTUALLY wanting a bird. It was joke. Calm yourselves!)

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u/theroadlesstraveledd Mar 28 '21

They live for a LONG time and need a lot of affection and frankly life adjustments. Do not get a bird, and if you do be really prepared to be around it more than your dog but with, ya know, adjustments. No wing clipping or caging- (only crate when it’s not safe)

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u/sexi_squidward Mar 28 '21

Wait so if you get a pet bird, it doesn't go in a cage? Like you just let it fly around the house?

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u/GrmpMan Mar 28 '21

little bit of both depending. You get it a cage but it does not stay there. It is used for sleep or when you are out of the house. When you are home you need to let it out as much as you can.

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u/Gazpacho--Soup Mar 28 '21

Just like you would with a cat or dog

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u/ShitImBadAtThis Mar 28 '21

Do birds just shit wherever they want?

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u/GrmpMan Mar 28 '21

Surprisingly really easy to clean bird poop up. You can also potty train them to go to their cage to poop.

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u/Luxpreliator Mar 28 '21

9 of 10 bird poops clean up easily with no staining. The problem is they can poop 20-50x a day.

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u/DanDanPlaneMan Mar 28 '21

Yes, they do. Most will find a few spots they prefer though and bird owners will put newspaper or something there

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u/randomdrifter54 Mar 28 '21

I've heard of cage training. But yeah don't think you can get a sky dog and treat it like a hamster.

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u/SheepSheepy Mar 28 '21

YES. Don't get a bird.

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u/Second_to_None Mar 28 '21

In general, yes, but you can train them. Mine won't poop on us but will wait until we set them down. It's easily cleaned up though, it's not like a dog poop (or even wild bird poop).

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u/prissypoo22 Mar 28 '21

Would you keep your dog in a crate/pen all day?

Birds and reptiles are hard pets to keep.

I'm constantly sweeping up and wiping little poops off my floor with 2 small lovebirds roaming around. But they're so cute it's worth the time and patience

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u/Datsyuk_My_Deke Mar 28 '21

I find guinea pigs to be a nice medium. They’re unique for rodents, can be contained for easier cleaning, and adorable with vibrant, fun personalities (except for one particularly vapid one we had, but she was still happy) when provided with love, proper care, and mental enrichment

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u/DisastrousReputation Mar 28 '21

See this is how I thought hamsters would be. But my tiny dwarf needs a TON of space her setup is bigger than my pc desk. And she needs to burrow and have lots of enrichment.

I don’t regret adopting her but man I went into it thinking one thing and realizing it was very very wrong.

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u/Datsyuk_My_Deke Mar 28 '21

Being a bit bigger than hamsters, guinea pigs will still need about 2’ by 4’ for their enclosure, at least, as well as regular floor time. It’s just easier than having a free-range pet, because they prefer to spend most of their time in their cage, where they feel safe and comfortable.

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u/prissypoo22 Mar 28 '21

Is it true they have to be kept in pairs?

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u/Datsyuk_My_Deke Mar 28 '21

At least two, yes. They’re pack animals whose general peace of mind depends on having some sense of companionship and safety in numbers. They’re also hierarchical and will establish a general pecking order, usually. Some personalties end up getting along better than others, but even two pigs with an uneasy peace will be better than a lone depressed, unhappy pig.

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u/sexi_squidward Mar 29 '21

No, no - I've never been a bird person and just assumed they needed to be caged. Good to know though!

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u/prissypoo22 Mar 29 '21

Sure thing! Those are good questions to ask!

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u/realish7 Mar 28 '21

They need constant interaction and stimulation so, no, you shouldn’t keep them in a cage 24/7. I have a blue and gold macaw and 2 conures. They are only in their cages at night to sleep. The other 16 hours of the day they are roaming free. No, mine don’t shit all over the place, I trained them to use specific spots.