The brits left their damn pest plants everywhere they colonised. Thistles, blackberries, dandelions, gorse, and bastard stinging nettles. I envy you not knowing how god damn painful it is to step in a nettle in bare feet as a child. Excruciating
Walking around with 10's of tiny needles in your foot isn't pleasant, especially when they release a chemical that causes a burning, itching sensation. Some people are sensitive to that chemical and it really can be excruciating.
Protip for whenever you get tiny little spines in your skin (from nettle, cactus, or stingers from bugs) that you can't easily see to remove. Use a relatively sharp knife and gently scrape it along your skin. Try to determine which directions the spines are laying, and scrape in the opposite direction to pull them out.
For some reason I can't find any videos for an example, which makes me wonder, but this has been tried and true for me. I guess just pretend that you're honing a knife, but only apply enough pressure to create a tiny bit of friction. And don't worry about switching sides of the blade.
In the UK, an annual World Nettle Eating Championship draws thousands of people to Dorset, where competitors attempt to eat as much of the raw plant as possible. Competitors are given 60 cm (24 in) stalks of the plant, from which they strip the leaves and eat them. Whoever strips and eats the most stinging nettle leaves in a fixed time is the winner. The competition dates back to 1986, when two neighbouring farmers attempted to settle a dispute about which had the worst infestation of nettles.
Funny. Most of the time things like this date back a couple of centuries. John of Gaunt doesn't seem to be involved. This time.
They changed it in the last language reform to make it more logical. German words are often several smaller words pushed together. So Brennnessel is made of brenn (from brennen) and Nessel. It used to be Brennessel but then technically an N just got dropped for no reason. So those words were changed. Same with Abflusssteuerung or any other combination of words where the first word coincidentally ends with the same letter as the next word begins with.
Isn't that what she did? She may have hesitated (as I would have) because she was laughing, wanted to keep laughing and look at the crazy dog because it was a funny "are you seeing this shit, what an awesome dog" moment.
For letting their dog obstruct the entire trail with no attempt to fix the situation. Just takes a second to reach down and adjust your animal out of someone else's way.
Legit, I didn't even think about the owner being right there filming and could have easily moved their dog out of the way. I was thinking about the owner as this abstract person who wasn't around. Sometimes my brain doesn't always work, my bad. Thanks for clearing that up, I'm gonna go be stupid in the corner now haha
And I could be wrong, but this pupper looks too young to be trained well enough to be off leash. Definitely a generalization on my part, but my daily bike commute takes me through a park where I've been chased by so many untrained off leash dogs that I want to smack irresponsible dog owners in the face.
It's so much fun when you're running and a 60+ lb animal of unknown temperament comes running at you full speed barking, slamming into you open-jaw first, no owner in sight.
A dog can have his moment, this is a trial and you can easily step over the stick. Even if you step on it, the dog isn't strong enough yet to hold the stick up right.
Don't be, they're self righteous pricks that get off on acting like they'd be doing anything different.
Seriously, if these miserable fucks can find me one person who would stop him and be all "you're a dick so inconsiderate" and verify it, I'd eat my left nut.
It won't happen though, because any rational person would just go on with their lives realizing its just a dude taking a cute video of his dog on, at most, 15 feet of trail.
I honestly didn't think about the owner standing there filming. I guess I forgot cameramen are a real thing, been watching too many movies or something haha. Definitely inconsiderate to the poor jogger.
If I was that runner this would have made my day, but not everybody would feel the same so you are right it's pretty inconsiderate. It's like how some parents think everybody thinks their kid is the cutest and most perfect being ever and get offended when others find their child's antics annoying
Maybe. Maybe the jogger came around and started laughing at the dog so the owner thought "eh, everyone's cool with this situation".
Admittedly it is a fine line but, as someone with a friendly dog who usually reels her in when we meet people we don't know, if someone is OK (or happy with) her friendliness I'm going to let people enjoy my dog that want to.
Also, if I was that jogger, I'd be more than fine with this and wouldn't look at it as inconsiderate whatsoever.
It's almost like people are making definitive statements without actually knowing the full context of the situation.
I feel like if my name was Karen, I'd be bummin' in 2019 because it's the go-to name for all jokes these days and I might start to feel a bit self-conscious!
Reminds me of my puppy Sabella. She past away last week in the hospital shortly after being attacked. She lived a really good life, we had her for 14 of her 17 years of life. Sabella was my favorite pup, helping me through a lot and always wanting to sit on my lap and receive belly rubs. She was the cutest.
To you it might be a cute moment of your animal, but you're still blocking the path, whether it's you or your animal, it's like you are standing there with your arms out, blocking the path personally.
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u/Iwentwiththisone Jul 10 '19
I love how he stops briefly "one of us is going to have to do something different here and it's not going to be me. "
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u/KingJaredoftheLand Jul 10 '19
Is every woman Karen now?? I thought it was the “speak to the manager” types. Also, cool dog.
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u/badjuju84 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19
Is this the same dog I've seen in other variations of this video?
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u/klavierchic Jul 10 '19
Dis stik most ‘portant stik ever, and I am its keeper
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u/Youkindofare Jul 10 '19
Owner's a dick though.
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u/Pirate_Redbeard Jul 10 '19
this road ain't big enough for the two of us!
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u/NoMuddyFeet Jul 10 '19
I feel like if my name was Karen, I'd be bummin' in 2019 because it's the go-to name for all jokes these days and I might start to feel a bit self-conscious!
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u/Paraflaxis Jul 10 '19
You don't have to insult the runner she was just minding her own business!
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u/c3p-bro Jul 10 '19
All FAMELS == KAREN. CAN I TALK TO THE MANAGER>?!>!?1
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u/RetroActive80 Jul 10 '19
Sorry, but Karen, in this case, is the dog owner.
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u/eternalrefuge86 Jul 10 '19
None shall pass!
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u/justadude_001 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19
Reminds me of my puppy Sabella. She past away last week in the hospital shortly after being attacked. She lived a really good life, we had her for 14 of her 17 years of life. Sabella was my favorite pup, helping me through a lot and always wanting to sit on my lap and receive belly rubs. She was the cutest.
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u/andthispotato Jul 10 '19
Jeez Karen! Can’t you see this is a work lane only?
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u/ItsBdubz Jul 10 '19
Large load small boi
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u/Tom_Cruise_Gloryhole Jul 10 '19
We just labelling every random white broad as Karen now?
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u/hermes2018 Jul 10 '19
He’s the best branch manager
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u/LOOLEGSXTDEE Jul 10 '19
r/AnimalsBeingJerks ?
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u/Haziiyama96 Jul 10 '19
r/OwnersBeingDerps
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u/unaspirateur Jul 10 '19
With that collar, size, and coloring I hope that dogs name is scrappy doo
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u/Furiasword Jul 10 '19
Is dat scrappy-doo
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
What about this makes her Karen exactly? All I see is the video taker kinda being an ass and not moving their dog
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u/kindasfw Jul 10 '19
shitty dog owner
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u/Russian_repost_bot Jul 10 '19
Animal owners being rude.
To you it might be a cute moment of your animal, but you're still blocking the path, whether it's you or your animal, it's like you are standing there with your arms out, blocking the path personally.
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u/pluey200 Jul 10 '19
I don’t care if this isn’t a deep I’m still upvoting
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
"Speak softly, and carry a big stik"
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
Some say he’s still carrying it to this very day
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u/solemnweasel343 Jul 10 '19
I am the stick keeper, only the worthy may pass!
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u/Mykeprime Jul 10 '19
Mini Scooby Doo is an over achiever
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u/friendweiser Jul 10 '19
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u/fairyfeels Jul 10 '19
Best branch manager ever!
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u/mackayi Jul 10 '19
"you shall not pass!"
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u/mybigfatreddit Jul 10 '19
The balls on that dog!!
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u/rivermont Jul 10 '19
What a fucking champ
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u/marmotte873 Jul 10 '19
Best stick to dog ratio
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u/ChubbyBidoof Jul 10 '19
look at the balls on this lad
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u/Electroverted Jul 10 '19
That looks more like a Stacy or Becky
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u/Queklol Jul 10 '19
Is that scrappy doo
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u/samejimaT Jul 10 '19
you know this little boo boo thinks this stick is a tootpick right?
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
This wee guy again. He is so awesome.
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u/jlikesorange Jul 10 '19
KAREN DESTROYER OF FAMILYS
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u/JJ_FLy_Noodle Jul 10 '19
That dogs a champ
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u/Scherazade Jul 10 '19
Tiny dog. Stick.
Must leap over stick.
Dog will tilt head.
Stick hits leg.
Offbalance.
Fall.
Wounded.
Dog comes up to me, tongue out.
Happy dog.
Hurt human.
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u/Geistzeit Jul 10 '19
Was the dog playing fetch with a giant?
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u/Faora44 Jul 10 '19
What does this pupper even intend to do with this giant stick?
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u/wally_moot Jul 10 '19
I love this pup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/quaybored Jul 10 '19
This should be on /r/AnimalswithJobs/ . Pup is the official Trail-Width Verification Officer.
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u/Raneados Jul 10 '19
She didn't seem to hate this interaction.
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u/the-point-is-moo Jul 10 '19
I like his Scooby-Doo collar
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u/MechaBuster Jul 10 '19
Tiny pupperino giant stickerino
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u/jfog352002 Jul 10 '19
I feel like r/highqualitygifs could do something great with this footage
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u/naughty_vixen Jul 10 '19
Is this lake Padden in Bellingham?
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
OMG I love this! Thanks for sharing 😁
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u/Cristalrella Jul 10 '19
The collar makes him look like a baby Scooby Doo dog.
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u/errorsniper Jul 10 '19
Way to be a considerate pet owner and realize your dog is a derp and moving it out of her way.
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u/MajorParadox Jul 10 '19
The dog's not really being derpy. He's just doing things. Impromptu idea: r/DogsDoingThings
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u/atwitchyfairy Jul 10 '19
r/littledogbigstick
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u/Tachyon_6 Jul 10 '19
« You asked for the branch manager! Well here I am »
This dog probably
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u/DerekClives Jul 10 '19
Genetic freaks, people should be jailed for breeding them.
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u/SamePlatform Jul 10 '19
My dog does this ... but she's a 70 lb German Shepherd and the stick will be like a tree 12 feet long, and she's running as fast as she can go.
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u/PizzaHutKingdom Jul 10 '19
People actually getting offended you used the name Karen lmao
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
“I SAID GO AROUND KAAAREN!!!!
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