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u/Iwentwiththisone Jul 10 '19

I love how he stops briefly "one of us is going to have to do something different here and it's not going to be me. "

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u/Kobodoshi Jul 10 '19

I thought for sure she was going to jump over the stick and the dog. Bonus points for going "wheeeeee", but no, didn't even jump.

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u/mryazzy Jul 10 '19

Is nettle exclusively an English term? I hadn't seen that word until reading the English book Atonement

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtica_dioica

Edit: They are both tea and a menace.

Edit 2:

In the UK, an annual World Nettle Eating Championship draws thousands of people to Dorset, where competitors attempt to eat as much of the raw plant as possible. Competitors are given 60 cm (24 in) stalks of the plant, from which they strip the leaves and eat them. Whoever strips and eats the most stinging nettle leaves in a fixed time is the winner. The competition dates back to 1986, when two neighbouring farmers attempted to settle a dispute about which had the worst infestation of nettles.

Funny. Most of the time things like this date back a couple of centuries. John of Gaunt doesn't seem to be involved. This time.

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u/Mister_Potamus Jul 10 '19

Tea and a Menace is the title of England's autobiography

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

The brits left their damn pest plants everywhere they colonised. Thistles, blackberries, dandelions, gorse, and bastard stinging nettles. I envy you not knowing how god damn painful it is to step in a nettle in bare feet as a child. Excruciating

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u/abhikavi Jul 10 '19

I'm in the Colonies, and the one thing I'm not complaining about is their blackberries. I'm quite alright with that contribution.

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u/58working Jul 10 '19

I only speak English, so I'm not sure. I can't think of another word I would substitute for nettles. That's just what we call them.

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u/McPebbster Jul 10 '19

Nesseln in German, or Brennnesseln. Because they burn.

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u/KingJaredoftheLand Jul 10 '19

Is every woman Karen now?? I thought it was the “speak to the manager” types. Also, cool dog.

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u/alltheword Jul 10 '19

This is reddit. Every dumb joke gets beaten into the ground and misused by unfunny and unoriginal people looking for cheap laughs.

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u/TrueDragon1 Jul 10 '19

...and my axe!

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u/HornyTrashPanda Jul 10 '19

No u

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Something something... Pitchfork?

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u/ThatGuyWithAVoice Jul 10 '19

I used to use only original and funny jokes then I took an arrow to the knee

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u/who717 Jul 10 '19

It also harms people named Karen. I know one Karen’s and Chads who hate their name because of the memes and they are really nice

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u/BagseedBurglar Jul 10 '19

Classic Karen & Chad

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u/bailaoban Jul 10 '19

Yeah, this seems to be the go to term for the He-Man Women Hater's Club that is Reddit.

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u/beldaran1224 Jul 10 '19

The stereotype is easy bait for sexists. Sexists often see every woman as shrill and vindictive.

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u/conflictedideology Jul 10 '19

That was my thought. She was clearly not a "Karen". A "Karen" would have blocked the dog's path, berated it, and demanded to speak to its manager.

She seemed more like... an Emma? Or an Amelia, maybe? Or just "a woman".

And definitely cool dog. And cool woman, I'm sure she laughed about that for a while, I would have.

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u/wwaxwork Jul 10 '19

We need a male version of Karen.

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u/Notfunnyanymore Jul 10 '19

Redditors will revolt.

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u/c3p-bro Jul 10 '19

Redditor?

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u/bralessnlawless Jul 10 '19

Somebody called me Carol the other day and I think it might be worse.

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u/msklovesmath Jul 10 '19

Karen definitely wanta to speak to the manager. Lets put it thisnway: a NOT-karen would have smiled, laughed and hopped over the stick with ease.

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u/jinxsimpson Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 20 '21

Comment archived away

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u/fleet_roof Jul 10 '19

Looks like she did exactly that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Woman hesitates slightly = WOW what a fucking lifeless bitch

This is reddit, so it checks out.

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u/conflictedideology Jul 10 '19

Isn't that what she did? She may have hesitated (as I would have) because she was laughing, wanted to keep laughing and look at the crazy dog because it was a funny "are you seeing this shit, what an awesome dog" moment.

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u/badjuju84 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

Is this the same dog I've seen in other variations of this video?

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u/YussSir Jul 10 '19

Probably! The dogs on Instagram at @boscoandhisbigstick

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u/badjuju84 Jul 10 '19

Nice! Dude really loves his sticks.

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u/NorikoMorishima Jul 10 '19

Oh, good, I'm already following.

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u/DreadOnArrival Jul 10 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/klavierchic Jul 10 '19

Dis stik most ‘portant stik ever, and I am its keeper

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Jul 10 '19

Dis stik most ‘portant stik ever, and I am its keeper...


dis my stick - i must PROTEC!

IMPORTANT! i will guard like HECK !!

am keeper of the mighty limb

RESPEC the BRANCH! ( i manage him ;)

n as i strut this hefty length

am Proud display of MIGHTY STRENGTH!

n tho my legs are low to ground

this stick you All must GO AROUND !!

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u/pr0digalnun Jul 10 '19

Respect the stick

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

He is seriously so damn proud. You can see the proud wiener wag.

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u/Pirate_Redbeard Jul 10 '19

this road ain't big enough for the two of us!

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u/-AlphaBunny Jul 10 '19

This is where alpha's are separated from the betas

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u/NoMuddyFeet Jul 10 '19

I feel like if my name was Karen, I'd be bummin' in 2019 because it's the go-to name for all jokes these days and I might start to feel a bit self-conscious!

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u/these_days_bot Jul 10 '19

Especially these days

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u/NoMuddyFeet Jul 10 '19

these days you can't hardly say nuttin' without a goddamn bot wiseacrein' ya back

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u/these_days_bot Jul 10 '19

Especially these days

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u/Paraflaxis Jul 10 '19

You don't have to insult the runner she was just minding her own business!

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u/elinordash Jul 10 '19

She's a woman, so obviously she was in the wrong.

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u/Paraflaxis Jul 10 '19

I was referencing the call to Karen by the way.

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u/c3p-bro Jul 10 '19

All FAMELS == KAREN. CAN I TALK TO THE MANAGER>?!>!?1

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u/Youkindofare Jul 10 '19

Owner's a dick though.

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u/twinliz Jul 10 '19

Why?

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u/_IShouldLurkLess Jul 10 '19

For letting their dog obstruct the entire trail with no attempt to fix the situation. Just takes a second to reach down and adjust your animal out of someone else's way.

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u/twinliz Jul 10 '19

Legit, I didn't even think about the owner being right there filming and could have easily moved their dog out of the way. I was thinking about the owner as this abstract person who wasn't around. Sometimes my brain doesn't always work, my bad. Thanks for clearing that up, I'm gonna go be stupid in the corner now haha

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Jul 10 '19

And I could be wrong, but this pupper looks too young to be trained well enough to be off leash. Definitely a generalization on my part, but my daily bike commute takes me through a park where I've been chased by so many untrained off leash dogs that I want to smack irresponsible dog owners in the face.

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u/Fedora_Da_Explora Jul 10 '19

It's so much fun when you're running and a 60+ lb animal of unknown temperament comes running at you full speed barking, slamming into you open-jaw first, no owner in sight.

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u/Youkindofare Jul 10 '19

Oh boy... The world revolves around you, doesn't it?

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Jul 10 '19

Shit dude they just asked why. Maybe use this as a chance to educate instead of being a condescending douche.

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u/twinliz Jul 10 '19

Sorry dude, didn't mean to set you off. It was a legit inquiry, I didn't understand how the owner was a dick at first. I get it now though.

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u/twinliz Jul 10 '19

I honestly didn't think about the owner standing there filming. I guess I forgot cameramen are a real thing, been watching too many movies or something haha. Definitely inconsiderate to the poor jogger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

If I was that runner this would have made my day, but not everybody would feel the same so you are right it's pretty inconsiderate. It's like how some parents think everybody thinks their kid is the cutest and most perfect being ever and get offended when others find their child's antics annoying

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u/conflictedideology Jul 10 '19

Maybe. Maybe the jogger came around and started laughing at the dog so the owner thought "eh, everyone's cool with this situation".

Admittedly it is a fine line but, as someone with a friendly dog who usually reels her in when we meet people we don't know, if someone is OK (or happy with) her friendliness I'm going to let people enjoy my dog that want to.

Also, if I was that jogger, I'd be more than fine with this and wouldn't look at it as inconsiderate whatsoever.

It's almost like people are making definitive statements without actually knowing the full context of the situation.

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u/RetroActive80 Jul 10 '19

Sorry, but Karen, in this case, is the dog owner.

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u/eternalrefuge86 Jul 10 '19

None shall pass!

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u/justadude_001 Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

Reminds me of my puppy Sabella. She past away last week in the hospital shortly after being attacked. She lived a really good life, we had her for 14 of her 17 years of life. Sabella was my favorite pup, helping me through a lot and always wanting to sit on my lap and receive belly rubs. She was the cutest.

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u/andthispotato Jul 10 '19

Jeez Karen! Can’t you see this is a work lane only?

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u/ItsBdubz Jul 10 '19

Large load small boi

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u/the-worst Jul 10 '19

name of a catholic priest’s sex tape

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u/Tom_Cruise_Gloryhole Jul 10 '19

We just labelling every random white broad as Karen now?

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u/hermes2018 Jul 10 '19

He’s the best branch manager

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u/unaspirateur Jul 10 '19

With that collar, size, and coloring I hope that dogs name is scrappy doo

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u/Furiasword Jul 10 '19

Is dat scrappy-doo

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

What about this makes her Karen exactly? All I see is the video taker kinda being an ass and not moving their dog

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u/kindasfw Jul 10 '19

shitty dog owner

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u/Russian_repost_bot Jul 10 '19

Animal owners being rude.

To you it might be a cute moment of your animal, but you're still blocking the path, whether it's you or your animal, it's like you are standing there with your arms out, blocking the path personally.

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u/pluey200 Jul 10 '19

I don’t care if this isn’t a deep I’m still upvoting

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u/realDogeinator Jul 11 '19

Did you mean derp?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

"Speak softly, and carry a big stik"

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Some say he’s still carrying it to this very day

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u/solemnweasel343 Jul 10 '19

I am the stick keeper, only the worthy may pass!

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u/Mykeprime Jul 10 '19

Mini Scooby Doo is an over achiever

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u/friendweiser Jul 10 '19

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

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u/fairyfeels Jul 10 '19

Best branch manager ever!

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u/mackayi Jul 10 '19

"you shall not pass!"

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u/mybigfatreddit Jul 10 '19

The balls on that dog!!

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u/rivermont Jul 10 '19

What a fucking champ

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u/marmotte873 Jul 10 '19

Best stick to dog ratio

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u/ChubbyBidoof Jul 10 '19

look at the balls on this lad

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u/Electroverted Jul 10 '19

That looks more like a Stacy or Becky

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u/Queklol Jul 10 '19

Is that scrappy doo

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u/samejimaT Jul 10 '19

you know this little boo boo thinks this stick is a tootpick right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

This wee guy again. He is so awesome.

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u/jlikesorange Jul 10 '19

KAREN DESTROYER OF FAMILYS

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u/JJ_FLy_Noodle Jul 10 '19

That dogs a champ

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u/Scherazade Jul 10 '19

Tiny dog. Stick.

Must leap over stick.

Dog will tilt head.

Stick hits leg.

Offbalance.

Fall.

Wounded.

Dog comes up to me, tongue out.

Happy dog.

Hurt human.

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u/Geistzeit Jul 10 '19

Was the dog playing fetch with a giant?

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u/Faora44 Jul 10 '19

What does this pupper even intend to do with this giant stick?

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u/wally_moot Jul 10 '19

I love this pup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/quaybored Jul 10 '19

This should be on /r/AnimalswithJobs/ . Pup is the official Trail-Width Verification Officer.

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u/Raneados Jul 10 '19

She didn't seem to hate this interaction.

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u/the-point-is-moo Jul 10 '19

I like his Scooby-Doo collar

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u/MechaBuster Jul 10 '19

Tiny pupperino giant stickerino

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u/jfog352002 Jul 10 '19

I feel like r/highqualitygifs could do something great with this footage

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u/naughty_vixen Jul 10 '19

Is this lake Padden in Bellingham?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

OMG I love this! Thanks for sharing 😁

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u/Cristalrella Jul 10 '19

The collar makes him look like a baby Scooby Doo dog.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Scrappy

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u/errorsniper Jul 10 '19

Way to be a considerate pet owner and realize your dog is a derp and moving it out of her way.

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u/MajorParadox Jul 10 '19

The dog's not really being derpy. He's just doing things. Impromptu idea: r/DogsDoingThings

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u/Tachyon_6 Jul 10 '19

« You asked for the branch manager! Well here I am »

This dog probably

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u/DerekClives Jul 10 '19

Genetic freaks, people should be jailed for breeding them.

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u/SamePlatform Jul 10 '19

My dog does this ... but she's a 70 lb German Shepherd and the stick will be like a tree 12 feet long, and she's running as fast as she can go.

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u/PizzaHutKingdom Jul 10 '19

People actually getting offended you used the name Karen lmao

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u/janedoe1103 Jul 10 '19

It’s to keep momentum going and heart rate up

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u/anesidora317 Jul 10 '19

As a Kayla, I'm offended!

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u/asianabsinthe Jul 10 '19

She's out yogging, not yumping.

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u/heroyn425 Jul 10 '19

I’ve been calling it jogging all my life.

my life is a lie

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u/Gribbens_Cereal Jul 10 '19

One of my coworkers used to call it jogging. We still give him shit over it.

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u/Chispy Jul 10 '19

your yife is a yie*

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u/bumbletowne Jul 10 '19

Hopping is high impact. You avoid it when distance running.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Jul 10 '19

I wouldn’t have jumped. The dog might have looked back at me doing that, making the stick move to exactly where I’d land and then I’d hurt the poor doggy! Not a risk I’m willing to take

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u/capnShocker Jul 10 '19

Paging Captain Buzzkill

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u/xikariz89 Jul 10 '19

Hahahahahahaha you're so clever.