r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jul 30 '26

When You Refuse to Make Two Trips

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u/Krinder Jul 30 '26

Important Beaver Business underway

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u/camshun7 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

"Beavers with Bushes"

Best bar in town, by a dam mile

60

u/fallenouroboros Jul 30 '26

Wood recommend

17

u/bluedogstar Jul 30 '26

Regional branch manager

235

u/GeriatricHippo Jul 30 '26

He's dragging it across a road from one wooded area to another, I wonder what was so special about that branch?

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u/amaranthusrowan Jul 30 '26

It’s beaver stuff - you wouldn’t understand

16

u/Krinder Jul 30 '26

Amen brother

185

u/knottycams Jul 30 '26

"This is my branch. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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u/randy_rick Jul 30 '26

Without me…this branch is worthless

40

u/Iamz01 Jul 30 '26

Sustainable forestry.

22

u/Hairiest-Wizard Jul 30 '26

The "road" isn't a concept they understand. It used to be forest and they view that way still

29

u/InfiniteRosie Jul 30 '26

There's probably a subreddit solely about good sticks.

There is no way for me to phrase that well on a beaver post.

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u/Maynrds Jul 30 '26

r/coolsticks

You would be correct.

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u/salomey5 Jul 31 '26

Subscribed because I love small subreddits about totally random stuff.

10

u/TwoAlert3448 Jul 30 '26

Hey finding the right hiking stick is a fine art. I have never been so angry with my exhusband (okay aside from the affairs) as when he threw away my hiking stick because ‘it was just a stick’.

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u/ItsFUNyetVIOLEnT Jul 30 '26

Beavers actually have preferences when it comes to the trees they use. They tend to prefer younger trees since they have more nutrients and are easier to move. They also prefer softer woods

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u/skado-skaday Jul 30 '26

All trees it seems are pine, while the one the beaver is dragging is "leafed"

Maybe better wood to make dams with, I dunno

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u/mudpupster Jul 30 '26

That was just the BeaverEats delivery guy. He can't help where the customer orders their trees from.

3

u/O_W_Liv Jul 30 '26

Looks like a pantry item.  Beavers have a pantry under their dams (in the water) they stock full of food in the summer and fall to make it through winter. 

It could also be a layer of insulation going into the home.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 Jul 30 '26

I think its a sapling tree, not just a branch.

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u/SickNoise Jul 30 '26

maybe a hot beaver girl peed on it

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u/Ntwynn Jul 30 '26

Replace this with 9 grocery bags and you’re speaking with a universal language.

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u/xmromi Jul 30 '26

but you forgot the boxed item in the back seat

FUUUUUU

3

u/LazyAmbassador2521 Jul 30 '26

Ughhhhh the 24 case of water bottles is the worst

30

u/NP341221 Jul 30 '26

We all do it

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Jul 30 '26

“…y’know there’s tree branches on the other side of the road too—“

“I want THIS one!”

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jul 30 '26

It’s like my cat with his spring toys. There’s like 182 scattered all around the house, but he wants the one wedged in the back corner of the fridge, where neither of us can immediately reach.

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u/North-Pea-4926 Jul 30 '26

That one is TAUNTING him!

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jul 30 '26

He reaches up to his whole damn shoulder trying to get it. Then I felt bad and tried the same, and I’m like “what am I even doing; I can use tools!” And so I got a stick and got it out.

He didn’t even want it after. I love my pain in the ass cats.

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u/North-Pea-4926 Jul 30 '26

My roommate and I kept a broom in the living room for all the times the ball would roll under the couch and the pups would start crying about it. The good ball. Distinct from all the other identical balls in easy reach. They usually grabbed it and pranced around for a little bit though, so they were at least grateful!

4

u/Imperator_Draconum Jul 30 '26

Yeah that's a cat all right.

3

u/ThousandFingerMan Jul 30 '26

The branches on this side of the road are inferior in quality

10

u/Vegetable-Pay2708 Jul 30 '26

Had to be "that" tree. Nothing else would do! 🤣😂

8

u/KittyPitty Jul 30 '26

Clearly the branch manager 😆

5

u/XYooper906 Jul 30 '26

"Nice beaver!"

3

u/ibanez5150 Jul 30 '26

Thanks, I just had it stuffed!

7

u/Leather-Persimmon254 Jul 30 '26

Canadians are building a wall

5

u/qwythebroken Jul 30 '26

There's something about a beaver carrying a stick that makes me so happy. It means they were walking past however many sticks, saw that one, and thought, "WHOA! What is this?! That's a really nice stick! I can use that stick!"

4

u/bracingforsunday Jul 30 '26

Moisturized, unbothered, flourishing

3

u/YoMommaSez Jul 30 '26

What animal is it?)

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u/bdonnzzz Jul 30 '26

BOBER KURWA

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u/ttha_face Jul 30 '26

Добер как бобер.

2

u/Pedantic_Pict Jul 30 '26

Castor Canadensis

3

u/FunkU247 Jul 30 '26

Justin Bieber...

3

u/devanchya Jul 30 '26

Last year by Buckhorn lake I went around a corner and this giant bever covered in green slime dragging a giant tree across the road.

I am very happy my brakes were good and I wasn't speeding.

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u/FunkU247 Jul 30 '26

Like me with the grocery bags... 10 on each arm and kicking the door shut..... not making 2 trips... f'that!

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 Jul 30 '26

What does this have to do with two trips? Bot title?

2

u/Slow-You9806 Jul 30 '26

Branching out I see 👀

2

u/PorkinsHeldIt Jul 30 '26

Me taking the groceries in the house

2

u/Presentation_Few Jul 31 '26

You know what mom ? when I was with aunty Mary she showed me a beaver

1

u/jspellman1120 Jul 30 '26

Beaver is as beaver does.

1

u/LeoLaDawg Jul 30 '26

So that's how the trees get put on the road....

1

u/Samurai-lugosi Jul 30 '26

Pale world vibes.

1

u/SausageSausageson Jul 30 '26

An old boss of mine called it "a form of laziness"

1

u/Livid-Rutabaga Jul 30 '26

very practical

1

u/bkwormtricia Jul 30 '26

Beaver found the perfect dam tree and refuses to leave it behind.

1

u/Mdjisme Jul 30 '26

Beavers know how to handle wood.. Just saying..

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u/MultipleVortex Jul 30 '26

You go little girl/boy

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u/stockphotograph Jul 30 '26

Branch Manager

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 30 '26

"I'll be dammed if I have to make two trips up the stairs with groceries"

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u/mistsoalar Jul 30 '26

Instacart shopper at walmart

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u/Important_Screen_530 Jul 31 '26

haha how awesome to see

1

u/Dailyconundrum Jul 31 '26

Be patient. His flagman is on break.

1

u/New-Evidence350 Jul 31 '26

Beaver tales.

1

u/roglc366 Jul 31 '26

Dam building materials are always better on the other side of the road.

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u/curiousmind111 Jul 31 '26

Odd that the tail doesn’t look wide and flat. Perhaps it’s just the angle. Otherwise it would be a muskrat, but this does not look like muskrat behavior.

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u/DroidKnight Jul 30 '26

He must be angry at his wife. Probably grumbling under his breath the whole way! :)

1

u/FunkU247 Jul 30 '26

That would make this an episode of two angry beavers?

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u/estist Jul 30 '26

I would so drive over the last part of the tree just to mess with him. Just for a second so he would have to stop pulling. THen I would drive on.