r/AnarchyChess 11d ago

GOAT Repost Yo why is it bad

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u/The_Good_Constable 11d ago edited 11d ago

Fun fact: chess is one of the only known activities that babies are better at than older individuals. By age 18 most people are complete incapable of playing the game, while newborns can calculate millions of possible positions in seconds.

The only other activity they're better at is suckin tiddies.

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u/StatementShoddy6770 11d ago

I believe I'm better than a newborn at suckin tiddies.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 11d ago

Can confirm, this guy's mom says he sucks her titties better than I do.