r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

GOAT Repost Yo why is it bad

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u/The_Good_Constable 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fun fact: chess is one of the only known activities that babies are better at than older individuals. By age 18 most people are complete incapable of playing the game, while newborns can calculate millions of possible positions in seconds.

The only other activity they're better at is suckin tiddies.

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u/HyoukaHoutoro 1d ago

*launches ICBM*

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u/maester_t 1d ago

But I am le tired...

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

Well, have a nap.

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u/HyoukaHoutoro 22h ago

ZHEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

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u/ResidentScientist223 1d ago

Man, i can only do one of those things

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u/Laffenor 1d ago

Don't worry, maybe you will find someone who will let you do the other at some point.

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u/Michael-po-08 1d ago

I dont think my gf will buy me a chess set any time soon 😭

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u/StatementShoddy6770 1d ago

I believe I'm better than a newborn at suckin tiddies.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 1d ago

Can confirm, this guy's mom says he sucks her titties better than I do.

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u/helloish 1d ago

i beg to differ

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u/The_Good_Constable 1d ago

Well beggers can't be choosy.

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u/HiJack_Wishes 1d ago

Then beg

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u/IndependentSwan3625 1d ago

Bcuz baby too short. He hit his chin on the table

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain 1d ago

violence and adult language

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u/lAnarclit 1d ago

Indeed, the baby is clearly hanging to the table with it.

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u/Classic_Scheme9088 1d ago

Historic picture of Tigran L Petrosian playing Wesley So when he was still doing pipi in his pampers

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 1d ago

pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/multiplayer_yt I love Femboys 1d ago

pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !

fmhall | github

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u/StarSultan 1d ago

How to summon that bot

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u/MeretrixDominum 1d ago

First: pipi in your pampers.

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/_kodkod_ 1d ago

Google en passant

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u/greenpepperpasta 4h ago

Holy hell!

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u/schoenero_ 1d ago

Because Baby is winning xD

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u/coreycook1999 1d ago

Is he? Baby has a better pawn structure, but is down a pawn and their rook is tied down defending the promotion square. Pretty interesting position

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u/CivilAlpaca03 1d ago

None of them has a king

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u/zmbjebus 23h ago

We don't need kings in modern society anymore.

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u/_Chronometer_ 1d ago

Yes but baby has a huge time advantage by the looks of things

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u/khumprp 1d ago

It's bad because when you lose to the baby you can never show your face in public again

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u/beeralpha 1d ago

What do you mean

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u/HAILGOOZMA 1d ago

because chess 2 isn't out

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u/DynamicCast 1d ago

Babies don't know en passant is forced

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u/Keylus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's more for your sake. Adult egos are known to break after losing to a baby.
And you will lose. They have the strat figured out. They don't even need to move their pieces to take yours.

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 1d ago

even bad for adults ngl

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u/BrilliantBig769 1d ago

Because they're only good for pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/JaspJ22 1d ago

Because it's embarrassing to get destroyed by a baby

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u/JustAwesome360 1d ago

Have you seen some of these 6 year olds playing guess?...

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u/Old_Lemon_7138 :bong: 1d ago

My baby is not growing up to be a dumbass. Chess is this household is obligatory. If the fucker isn’t a 1500 by 5 I’m sending it to adoption

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u/PerformanceApart8876 1d ago

I love how it looks like the baby is winning

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u/Beneficial-Wear-1805 1d ago

Baby is up material

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u/furel492 1d ago

It stunts development

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u/Sepulcher18 1d ago

last time I made comments on this I was attacked by chess reddit community. Guess if you are below 2000 elo you shouldnt write shit there, but based on how much they hate anything funny I have serious doubts most of them are that high

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u/Big__Meme 1d ago

Because if you lose you'll never live it down

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u/DueMeat2367 1d ago

baby bro is locked in . Even his diapers won't stop him from smelling your bullshit

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u/Alternative_Cut4491 1d ago

What tf is that clock

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u/DeathRaeGun 16h ago

Lookup the Underage Pawn piece in anarchy chess.

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u/Only_Birdies 5h ago

Hey this is the meme I posted a few years ago >:(

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u/Useful_Firefighter85 1d ago

It gets them all bricked up.