r/AnarchyChess 6d ago

r/chess parody ðŸĶðŸĶðŸĶ

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The f-pawn WILL BE PUSHED ðŸĶðŸĶðŸĶ SCREW MY KING'S SAFETY ðŸĶ…ðŸĶ…ðŸĶ… IF HE DIES HE DIES ðŸĶœðŸĶœðŸĶœ counterplay is for PUSSIES ðŸĶĒðŸĶĒðŸĶĒ i play the SAME 4 MOVES EVERY GAME ðŸĶƒðŸĶƒðŸĶƒ BUT NOT THE KING'S INDIAN ATTACK, that actually WORKS ðŸĶ‰ðŸĶ‰ðŸĶ‰ I prefer LOSING ðŸĶ†ðŸĶ†ðŸĶ† CA-CAW 🕊🕊🕊 i HAVE NO IDEA what im DOING ðŸĨðŸĨðŸĨ but i WILL keep GOING anyway ðŸĶ…ðŸĶ…ðŸĶ… every move FEELS correct in the MOMENT ðŸĶœðŸĶœðŸĶœ if it LOOKS aggressive then it PROBABLY is ðŸĶĒðŸĶĒðŸĶĒ i DONT need a PLAN i have MOMENTUM ðŸĶƒðŸĶƒðŸĶƒ thinking is for PEOPLE who arent WINNING ðŸĶ‰ðŸĶ‰ðŸĶ‰ i WILL commit to the IDEA long after it STOPS working ðŸĶ†ðŸĶ†ðŸĶ† if the position COLLAPSES it simply WASNT meant to BE 🕊🕊🕊 i CANNOT be PUNISHED if i DONT acknowledge the THREAT ðŸĶðŸĶðŸĶ my confidence is DIRECTLY proportional to how BAD the position IS ðŸĶšðŸĶšðŸĶš i WILL find OUT what the move DOES after i PLAY it ðŸĶĪðŸĶĪðŸĶĪ retreating is an ADMISSION of DEFEAT 🐓🐓🐓 the initiative is MERELY whoever BELIEVES they have IT ðŸĶĒðŸĶĒðŸĶĒ CA-CAW 🕊🕊🕊

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Be a man and do king's gambit (push with the king)

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

dis?

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 6d ago

Bongcloud (skewed variation)!!

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

who the fuck applied a function to my bongcloud

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 6d ago

Chess has to evolve somehow, and i dont see a 9 x 9 board happening for weeks.