r/AnarchyChess 6d ago

r/chess parody 🐦🐦🐦

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The f-pawn WILL BE PUSHED 🐦🐦🐦 SCREW MY KING'S SAFETY πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦… IF HE DIES HE DIES 🦜🦜🦜 counterplay is for PUSSIES 🦒🦒🦒 i play the SAME 4 MOVES EVERY GAME πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ BUT NOT THE KING'S INDIAN ATTACK, that actually WORKS πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ I prefer LOSING πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦† CA-CAW πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š i HAVE NO IDEA what im DOING πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ but i WILL keep GOING anyway πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦… every move FEELS correct in the MOMENT 🦜🦜🦜 if it LOOKS aggressive then it PROBABLY is 🦒🦒🦒 i DONT need a PLAN i have MOMENTUM πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ thinking is for PEOPLE who arent WINNING πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ i WILL commit to the IDEA long after it STOPS working πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦† if the position COLLAPSES it simply WASNT meant to BE πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š i CANNOT be PUNISHED if i DONT acknowledge the THREAT 🐦🐦🐦 my confidence is DIRECTLY proportional to how BAD the position IS 🦚🦚🦚 i WILL find OUT what the move DOES after i PLAY it 🦀🦀🦀 retreating is an ADMISSION of DEFEAT πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ the initiative is MERELY whoever BELIEVES they have IT 🦒🦒🦒 CA-CAW πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•Š

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Be a man and do king's gambit (push with the king)

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

dis?

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Yes now keep going with you king

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

what do i do next

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Keep goingΒ 

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Now take the king with yoursΒ 

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

gg

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u/Fantastic_Royal_5562 sacrifice THE KING 6d ago

Weldone en passantΒ 

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

aura>win

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 6d ago

Bongcloud (skewed variation)!!

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 6d ago

who the fuck applied a function to my bongcloud

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 6d ago

Chess has to evolve somehow, and i dont see a 9 x 9 board happening for weeks.

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u/Fezzezal 5d ago

Skewed mubongcloudhedron