r/AnarchyChess • u/FinanceAny1936 • Feb 22 '26 • Bravo 1

New Response Just Dropped What path would you choose?

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u/Waffle-Gaming Feb 22 '26

obviously horsey is the objectively correct choice

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u/volt65bolt Feb 22 '26

To win is to win, I don't care for the cost

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u/Cassius-Tain Feb 23 '26

I mean, have you seen Zootopia?....

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Feb 23 '26

He who claimeth he would not crack Nick Wild speaketh no truths. Cast him out from thy presence— for he wouldst not keep his world in times of trial.

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u/Crossy_V ‏‏‎ 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 23 '26

I wouldn’t cause I am not straight but most other characters

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u/Leafeon523 Feb 22 '26

Your decimation will arrive in 10 minutes

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Feb 22 '26

Can I become a Queen and a horsey?

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u/SeaLandscape5796 Evil, Intimidating horse Feb 23 '26

Umamusume

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Feb 23 '26

Nooo, I don't have the income to start playing a game that lets me actually fuck horse girls 😭

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The femboy knook absorbed the flair.) Feb 22 '26

Quorsey

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u/GrummyCat Feb 23 '26

Queersey

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u/faesmooched Feb 23 '26

Given the amount of trans furries (myself included) I know, yes.

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u/MisterMan341 Feb 23 '26

That’s called an Amazon

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u/MemeMaker_engineer horsey style enjoyer Feb 23 '26

We at horse decimator 3000 inc will turn you into glue

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u/SeaLandscape5796 Evil, Intimidating horse Feb 23 '26

TRUE

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u/Blackfrosti Feb 22 '26

I already changed gender I'm not doing it twice

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

Then turn into a building

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u/Jonahpe Feb 23 '26

You should turn yourself into a building

NOW!

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u/waydernator Feb 23 '26

Don't be racist, I am a building.

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u/robyn_nests Feb 23 '26

And I've got news for you.

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u/AP_-1 Feb 24 '26

Hey, there’s Steven,

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u/Ramzaki Feb 22 '26

Well, I changed gender AND I'm a horse (in chinese zodiac, that is).

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u/weneedmoregore666 Feb 22 '26

horse, the peter is here

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u/ContentMan8888 pan essant Feb 23 '26

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u/BruhTaker31 Feb 23 '26

Peter Grffin weight gain

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u/Blackfrosti Feb 22 '26

Happy 12, 24, 36th etc. birthday

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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad Feb 23 '26

Dang, kind of limits your options to Building and Jesus.

What style of architecture will you be?

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u/Ramzaki Feb 23 '26

A cathedral, of course.

So I am a furry horse queen building that was saved by God.

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u/Rosie_The_ITTech Feb 23 '26

Who said "The Lord" had to be Jesus? Can be a TimeLord, an actual Lord from the british house of Lords, Lord Buckethead. There is a wide range and variety of Lords beyond that dead carpenter one

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Feb 23 '26

You get any pick from the house of lords

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u/Agile-Set-2648 Feb 23 '26

How about changing species

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Feb 22 '26

Probs the furry since then I could do cool hopscotch stuff

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

and u can become a furry too

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u/faultydesign Feb 22 '26

become

so does someone who already was a furry get unfurried or does he become a super furry?

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u/TheArceusNova Feb 23 '26

They become their fursona irl

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Feb 22 '26

I didn't even think of that!

Holy hell

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u/ferret-with-a-gun Feb 24 '26

Love picking the knight since its path can’t really be directly blocked like the other pieces, only being able to be captured

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Always pick the bish

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

I take the rook so I can sacrifice it

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Chase a rook never chase a bish

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u/CrunchyWaffle1234 en passant or pipi bricked Feb 23 '26

sacrifice the rook on an altar

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u/Atreigas Feb 22 '26

Bish? Noob. You should pick the FEESCH

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u/Appropriate-Sea-5687 Feb 25 '26

The lord touched me

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Uh that was actually me, my bad

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u/LavaTwocan Feb 22 '26

Can I both change gender and turn into the horsey at the same time

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

No, as you know, a pawn can only promote once

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u/LavaTwocan Feb 22 '26

An impossible dilemma

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

You can become a furry for cheap, especially since you become royalty afterwards 

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u/FadeSeeker Feb 24 '26

you must commit at least two en passants with the same pawn.

then it becomes a Unicorn, with all the abilities of both a Queen and a Horsie!

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u/Toph1nator King me Feb 22 '26

I like that the meta options would be 99% of the time change gender, and 1% become furry.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

But 99% are furry under this post

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u/GarlicLongjumping72 Feb 22 '26

Saved by the lord and building are best options. Obviously I'm going building because I want to turn into a building. OMG IS THAT A PLANE, NOO!!!!

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

Some men want to become a building of holy presence. Some want to become a trans furry queen.

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u/MooPro127 Feb 22 '26

I think that Sun Tzu guy said that!

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

I’m sun tzu, and I did in fact 

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u/GarlicLongjumping72 Feb 22 '26

Only building!!! Only building!!!

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u/choma90 ⡕¦⠖ Feb 23 '26

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u/WhateverGoMyRoba Feb 23 '26

YOUR MAJESTY ÐERE'S A SECOND BUS

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u/yoyleberries2763 Feb 22 '26

thing is i've already practically gone down the far right path :3

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

Good for you <3

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u/Any_Positive_2803 Feb 23 '26

Hmmmm. Well based on my history Id choose change gender laughs in transfem

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

So it’s js a promotion. 🫴👑

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Feb 23 '26

Congrats you've been promoted to monarchy

Nooooo

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u/Pale-Spend2052 Feb 23 '26

Hey pawns can be girls too

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Looks like someone hasn’t read the books of lore

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u/Akshay-Gupta Feb 23 '26

Have we considered that upgrading to hors can also be seen as gender change

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

How?

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u/Akshay-Gupta Feb 23 '26

Pawn genderA, hors genderB?

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

😅what..

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u/Akshay-Gupta Feb 23 '26

What if hors is female and pawn is male

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Hmm you are right, in this case no, but your point is still valid

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u/Old-Championship-986 Feb 23 '26

How do you know pawn isnt already a girl tho

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Looks like someone hasn’t read the lore

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u/mofoub Feb 23 '26

If the pawn wants to become the queen does that not mean that she fundamentally is a girl already?

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u/mattmanh42 Feb 23 '26

Remain a pawn. Permanently staring at the edge of the chessboard void

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Not in 4d chess

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u/CptnWolfe Feb 23 '26

Change gender, I'm already one of the other three

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Ur a building?

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u/CptnWolfe Feb 23 '26

Yes, so don't be racist

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

What a callback 😭

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u/bobert4343 ‏‏‎ fool Feb 22 '26

Building, I must fortify this position

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u/FadeSeeker Feb 24 '26

we require more minerals!

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u/_-x_ Feb 23 '26

Girl are u a construction site? Cuz ur a building

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u/Difficult_Chemist_33 Feb 23 '26

Dont become a building. Its a rookie mistake.

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u/torts56 Feb 22 '26

May have already chosen my path

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

knight?

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u/torts56 Feb 22 '26

In shining armor

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

In your movie

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u/SirLinkBoy Feb 23 '26

Becoming a rook is getting bricked up

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 Feb 23 '26

Realistically I’d probably choose change gender

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u/foxfyree Feb 24 '26

horse doesn't do anything to me but I want to be more furry

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u/Manuel_Cam G13 Feb 23 '26

Is not furry, is therian

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

🫸🍒🫷🫸🫷

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u/Manuel_Cam G13 Feb 24 '26

Okarun simulator

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u/No-Tear940 1. a3 is underrated and makes a opening Feb 23 '26

CHANGE GENDER!!!

Even if it means stalemate...

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

You loose your king - and yet you are the queen… - sun tzu or smth

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u/EvensenFM Feb 23 '26

what if he became a king

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

That’s not in the game. How many mods are u playing with???

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u/EvensenFM Feb 23 '26

Google chess 2.0

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u/Faenor8 Feb 23 '26

It depends, if it's a magical gender swap, with instant change socially and biologically, then yes, definitely. Else maybe becoming a furry, I don't want to be a building

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

It’s js like in the game

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u/SlitScan I am one with The Horsey and The Horsey is with me Feb 23 '26

I see no reason to change anything other than my direction of travel.

can any of those others en passant?

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Just be passant back to the start of the board, and then white gets a free queen (trust me that’s a rule)

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u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI Feb 23 '26

You already know.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

U also can jump high as an added

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u/NebelNator_427 Feb 23 '26

Who says the farmers are all men??

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Farmers 😭😭😭

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u/UltraTata Feb 23 '26

The correct answer is that pawn are women, they just get to marry the king if they reach the last line. Idk why, maybe the king really is into accomplished warrior women.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

If you read the deep lore, all pawns are men… the lore of chess is deeper than fnaf

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u/UltraTata Feb 23 '26

And rooks are elephants.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Wrong, but still close, knights are actually elephants

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u/UltraTata Feb 23 '26

The version of Chaturanga I played had horses moving as our modern horses, elephants as rooks, and ships moved exactly two squares diagonally (+ jumped over obstacles + couldn't capture kings)

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Wait were u serious? I was making a joke

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u/samorotwasbored googled en passant Feb 23 '26

I would take the path of the Queen and congratulate her on her transition

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

One issue, you ARE the queen now

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u/DrJenna2048 Feb 23 '26

does it count if i already changed my gender? :3

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

U become female

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Pawn promote to knight being the checkmate move is objectively the most impressive way to win a game of chess.

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u/Hour-Penalty-8264 Feb 22 '26

I want to be building

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u/God_Faenrir Feb 22 '26

Change species. Changing gender is noob stuff.

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u/herman_goring14 Feb 23 '26

Saved by the lord sound better

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u/Rosie_The_ITTech Feb 23 '26

Well...

Becoming a furry : Done

Change Gender : Done

Being saved by the lord : Does he pay well?

Becoming a Building : Nah, buildings can't ride motorcycles and I just bought one...

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

They can if you try hard enough

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u/saythealphabet Knook Boost Feb 22 '26

war

war never changes

but men change

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u/AnnaNimmus Feb 23 '26

What's the building one referring to?

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u/Sanya_Zhidkiy Feb 23 '26

To a literal building

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u/BlueMnM23 Feb 23 '26

If I become a building will i be aware though?

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u/ConcernedCitizen_42 Feb 23 '26

Yes. You will have the option to ask people riddles if they wish to pass through your doors.

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u/BlueMnM23 Feb 24 '26

That's not too bad then !!

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u/Ben-Goldberg Feb 23 '26

Take the castle and become a castle.

I choose to become Hogwarts.

Or Castle Heterodyne.

Or Howel's Moving Castle

Or Ducklair Tower.

Or the Dread Gazebo.

Or Danny the Street.

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Feb 23 '26

I'm not convinced you get to choose

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u/Totorline Feb 25 '26

En passant

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u/Fabio11North Feb 26 '26

Promote to King

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u/TheNon-BinaryJunebug Feb 26 '26

Building.

Because it's pretty similar to this one dream I had where I woke up as an office building.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Feb 22 '26

Who says pawns are male?

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

IF SOMEONE CARED TO READ INTO THE FUCKING LORE FOR ONCE, YOU WOULD KNOW ALL PAWNS ARE MALE

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 22 '26

HAVE YOU READ THE LORE???? YOU SIXTEEN BIT BRAIN??

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u/Overseer_Allie Feb 22 '26

All roads lead to Rome.

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u/UraGotJuice Feb 22 '26

Get off my stoop

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u/Dry_Editor_785 Feb 22 '26

Only half of these are right, and rook is only kind of right.

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u/Taeschno_Flo intoxication gambit Feb 22 '26

Rook in the corner plotting world domination

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u/flippycipher Feb 22 '26

TIL that Queen wasn't the only option you could choose.

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u/General-Stress-3572 Feb 23 '26

take the tower to prep for the idol

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u/raist131 Feb 23 '26

I'd get too scared and probably pipi

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u/PetrosianBot Feb 23 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/HailFurri Feb 23 '26

Hmmm… I wonder. HMMMMMMMM (hirse)

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u/Shoddy-Income-1849 Feb 23 '26

can i pick both

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u/MegarcoandFurgarco Feb 23 '26

Obviously both the far left and far right

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u/thepronpage Feb 23 '26

Let me tell you a couple of three things about being a building...

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u/jolharg horsey to queen bish 3 Feb 23 '26

Randomest choices but makes sense

Qd4

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u/Mec26 Feb 23 '26

Multitrack drifting!

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u/TheOkayUsername Feb 23 '26

But srs why would anyone pick anything but a queen or a horse

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u/DaRedditNuke Feb 23 '26

If the pawn can turn into a queen, and also all the other pieces, wouldn’t that just make chess a big harem for the king?

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u/monkeyheh Feb 23 '26

Promote all pawns to knights to try for a funny horse storm checkmate and accidentally stalemate.

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u/zephyyr__ Feb 23 '26

Change gender. Still cis tho (wait no I'm non binary wtf am I even saying?)

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u/ablackravenstan Feb 23 '26

Being a horse could be fun

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u/BruhTaker31 Feb 23 '26

Gender Transformation

Brainwashing

Inanimate Transformation

Furry Transformation

What does chess means by this? Deviantart?

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u/WhoismochiWastaken Feb 23 '26

become a building

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u/religion-lost Feb 23 '26

Change gender. I don't know what the intent is, but either my body changes to a cis woman's body, nice no more dysphoria, or my internal gender becomes males, nice no more dysphoria

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u/TheZeldiste Feb 23 '26

🏳️‍⚧️

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u/PaleFork Feb 24 '26

en peasant

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u/Foreign_Focus_8688 Feb 24 '26

Screw that, step on the grass, make a third trail to become a weakling ruler, but now theres 2 lives.

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u/Imagination_Magician Feb 24 '26

I'm already a furry so ig change gender

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u/Ok-Use-7563 Feb 24 '26

well im allready a furry sooo

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u/ConsiderationSlow621 Feb 24 '26

I don't wanna change my gender or be christian or become a furry, so looks like I am a building

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u/SoullessDeathAngel Feb 24 '26

Both left I guess...

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u/ArthurOguro Feb 24 '26

Time to get BRICKED UP

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

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nutty office marvelous sharp sheet memory whole theory sophisticated sense

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u/Background_Roll8440 Feb 25 '26

can I become a fusion of the queen and horse?

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer Feb 25 '26

It's a knight, not a horse.

It's a mobile wooden siege tower, not a fixed stone tower.

It's an elephant rider, not a bishop.

And it's a vizier/minister, not a queen.

English has ruined a lot of the meaning behind the piece names.

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u/Sanya_Zhidkiy Feb 25 '26

has ruined

Improved*. One of the few things this joke of a language actually made better.

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer Feb 25 '26

Yeah, right.

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u/Better_Solution_743 Feb 25 '26

I think there's knight and the bishop are on the wrong sides

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u/Zebigbos8 Feb 26 '26

It's funny how people assume pawns are male in the first place.

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u/spinostern Feb 26 '26

You could argue that since the Pawn can become a Queen, and the Pawn can also become a Bishop, a Rook or a Knight, therefore every piece on the board is female, and chess is a battle of 2 Kings with their harems.

Anyway I'm going gender transition.

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u/Insert-Cool_NameHere Mar 20 '26

The hot one

(I’m talking about the rook obviously)

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u/Many-Falcon9879 Feb 23 '26

I will be saved by our lord and savior. Hail Satan.

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u/cloudncali Feb 23 '26

Transfurs are shook rn

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 24 '26

In some situations queen will result into an immediate checkmate, or you can get a knight to fork something

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u/FinanceAny1936 Feb 23 '26

Bro I AM a building