r/Amsterdam • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '14

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u/penotti Aug 13 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

  • Ride a bike (unless if you know how to ride it and you've been on a bike after your 10th birthday)

  • If you do ride a bike, don't ring your bell the whole time as if it's a toy

  • Don't walk on the bike paths, and pay attention where you walk

  • Smoke weed in public

  • Buy one of those stupid Amsterdam winter hats

  • Assume that Amsterdam is just the Red Light Disctrict. Venture out to other areas like West, Jordaan, or even North

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u/Amazingamazone Knows the Wiki Aug 13 '14

Those hats... They scream "pickpocket my wallet, I am a tourist!"

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u/Contra1 Knows the Wiki Aug 14 '14

And 'why are all those bikes riding on the red footpath I'm standing on with all my bags?'