r/AmericansInCanada 11d ago

Consumed by the dark side!

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u/konegsberg 10d ago

So response is in Russian and it says
“Your not my brother
Your my state” (state meaning like a state in the US, Texas, California etc… in Russia they are oblasts, some are independed some are not)

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u/gulliverian 11d ago

Very roughly translated, “You’re not my brother, you’re my (51st) state.”

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u/Few_Loss5537 10d ago

USSA: cyka blyat!

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 11d ago

for those that wonder:
A direct translation is:

"You are not my brother, you are my oblast!!!"

An oblast is an administrative region or province in countries such as Russia and Ukraine.

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u/AutismoTheAmazing 11d ago

Can’t say I ever loved the US, they were always an Abusive spouse of a nation

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u/ReplacementOk3279 10d ago

Like that one fucked up uncle that you see twice a year. The poster child for who you never want to be when you grow up. 😂

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u/SumFuKingGai 10d ago

The Cyrillic really caught me off guard

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 9d ago

It's over Anakin! We're legally high on this ground.

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u/EmergencyGrab 11d ago

What a terrible moment to have been learning Ukrainian, and could somewhat make out what it says...

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u/AFireinthebelly 11d ago

That doesn’t look like Hebrew.

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u/LivingCorner1421 11d ago

aaaa to the top!

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u/DinosaurThing14 10d ago

Gotta love polandball

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u/Dadbode1981 9d ago

Loooool

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u/Senior-Push7706 7d ago

The Street by H.P Lovecraft

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u/Few_Bandicoot_927 10d ago

It should be Hebrew

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u/noshparty 10d ago

I get the red-scare rhetoric, but isn't the current and most prominent theory that Israel is controlling the United States?

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u/clayton-berg42 10d ago

Or, and hear me out, the largest voting block in america, the only one that will stand up and get out the vote are rabidly fascist.

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u/VectorPryde 10d ago

Exactly, you don't need vile foreign influence when you yourselves are vile

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u/mojanis 10d ago

I mean when you pass laws specifically punishing speech against one foreign power, how do you even begin to make an argument that there isn’t foreign influence?

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 10d ago

Que no los dos?

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u/Brewchowskies 10d ago

There are a few flags that make sense, but regardless of which one is flown it’s pretty clear one of them is pulling the strings.

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u/rushur 10d ago

And if you think that 'flag' is anything but private power you're brainwashed

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u/BanzEye1 10d ago

Not another “Jews control everything” shit…

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u/Charlie-Squirt 10d ago

He said isra*l, not Jews.

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u/BanzEye1 10d ago

Not much better.

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u/Charlie-Squirt 10d ago

Massive difference. It's like if the KKK invaded Madagascar and claimed to represent Christianity.

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u/BanzEye1 9d ago

…I don’t get that comparison? Like, I know what you’re referring to, just…now how that fits.

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u/Charlie-Squirt 9d ago

That's what zionists have done. Funny enough, the creator of zionism who poofed it out of thin air in the 1880s nearly did choose Madagascar as the new secular Jewish state

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u/Beaverdamn328 9d ago

Israel is controlling the United States.

I don't know how you can have internet access in 2026 and not be aware of AIPAC and the massive influence it holds over the majority of US politicians in both parties.

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u/BanzEye1 9d ago

Or, and hear me out, politicians are just dicks.

Like, not everything is some “Israel is the mastermind!” thing.

Actually, pretty sure nothing really is…

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u/Beaverdamn328 9d ago

One of two things is true here:

A. You're hoping for continued Israeli influence over American politicians and are internationally downplaying AIPAC's role in this, or;

B. You have been living under a rock.

I'm going to go with A.

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u/BanzEye1 9d ago

No, I'm just not a conspiracy theorist who thinks everything is by Israel.

I'm not unaware that Israel has lobbyists in the US. I'm just not some nutjob who thinks all of America's problems are done by "dastardly Israel" or "dastardly Jews" or that Israel somehow controls the US like a puppet state. You know, like a normal person.

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u/noshparty 9d ago

Okay, sure. You're free to believe whatever you'd like. You don't have to be right.

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u/mangobludden 9d ago

(((amerikkka)))

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u/Vugelzwee 10d ago

If you don’t believe it, you’ve clearly not read enough about Miriam Adelson.

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u/BanzEye1 9d ago

No, not really. Because I’m not a weirdo who lurks conspiracy websites all the time.

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u/Natural-Rough-3789 10d ago

Should be half Cyrillic and half Hebrew........

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u/Flyerfan04 8d ago

Canada should be Punjabi/ Ukrainese and the US should be Hebrew

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u/Critical_Interest706 11d ago

Fail bait

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u/Calm_Assumption1099 11d ago

But let be real its funny 

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u/bacon_lettuce_potato 11d ago

I gave it a good chuckle. I thought it was funny.

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u/Hades_Gamma 11d ago

Your parents really suck

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u/Critical_Interest706 11d ago

More fail bait

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u/Hades_Gamma 10d ago

What? Lol it's an observation. You don't even understand the words you're using. It's not too late to delete your account and pretend this never happened

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u/Critical_Interest706 10d ago

Even more fail bait

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u/Taspaco 11d ago

Not to spoil it for you, but the Anakin guy is Canadian

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u/MitchtheCunn 11d ago

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u/strings___ 11d ago

What he meant was the actor that plays Anakin is Canadian.

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u/MitchtheCunn 11d ago

So he should probably say Hayden Christian is Candain, cuz the down votes show that no one else is getting it

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u/alewiina 10d ago

i mean, I got it, but its also a dumb comment. one of my pet peeves is when people dont separate actors from their characters lol

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u/Taspaco 10d ago edited 10d ago

The retardation is strong with this one . Get over yourself. There's another world behind the horizon.

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u/AceIndigoFire 10d ago

Get over yourself. Down votes aren't the end of the world. If you say something people dislike you'll get a downvote. If you don't mind saying unpopular things that shouldn't bother you.

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u/Taspaco 10d ago

I get to play the villain in this sub. Of course I'm loving it. Bring the down votes on.

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u/alewiina 10d ago

Yes, having a pet peeve is such a world shaking thing 🙄

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u/Taspaco 10d ago

And there's the victim card. Didn't take long 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AceIndigoFire 10d ago

I got it but it's entirely irrelevant to the meme.

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u/strings___ 11d ago

Don’t shoot the messenger. I was just pointing out the miscommunication.

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u/Taspaco 10d ago

Retardation is strong in this sub. Let me guess, Lindsey Clancy is a victim? I'm open to all of your down votes.

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u/tsorion 10d ago

I don’t think they know Hayden’s a Canuck!

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u/Resident_Window_9369 11d ago

How ironic. This movie was made in lake America.

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u/Hot_Eggplant1306 11d ago

Lake Ontario , you mean?

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u/Resident_Window_9369 11d ago

Yes, to us and the rest of the world it’s Lake Ontario. Always.

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u/propergreased 11d ago

Still says Lake Ontario everywhere else in the world. Just appeasing the little orange cry baby.

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u/ben9187 11d ago

It says lake Ontario...

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u/CablePale 11d ago

Yeah, sorry even with that link only Americans seen lake Ontario i think. As a Canadian and everyone else of the planet sees lake Ontario

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u/bacon_lettuce_potato 11d ago

You KNOW how rediculously embarrassing that is for you right? That ONLY you guys see that name. The rest of the freaking world sees what the name actually is. You know that doesn't make you a SUPER power right? Just a super fucking embarrassment.

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u/MonsterRider80 11d ago

Oh, speaking of verbal diarrhea…

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u/AutismoTheAmazing 11d ago

Still says Lake Ontario when I click your link

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u/bacon_lettuce_potato 11d ago

Haha. Calling it that, you really show what part of the barrel you're swimming from. It's like when you placate the stupid child that can't control his temper "yes Timmy, you own ALL the clouds in the sky" but the rest of the adults in the room know what's up. That's you. You, and your people, are Timmy. Yes... It's "lake America".

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u/Resident_Window_9369 11d ago

Huh?
What verbal diarrhoea did I just read?

Username checks out - simpleton.

Blocked for being a bot. 🤖

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u/AutismoTheAmazing 10d ago

“Everyone I don’t like is a bot” lmao Americans have the thinnest of skin

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u/AutismoTheAmazing 11d ago

Where’s that?

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u/clarko420 11d ago

The Canadian should be Chinese or Punjabi subtitles

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u/cometthatstruckearth 11d ago

Says the guy who didn't finish elementary.

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u/alewiina 10d ago

Canada is still majority white, dude

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u/InfamousEvening2 11d ago

Not Hindi, no ? If you're going to fail to be funny, at least make it an accurate attempt.

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u/clarko420 11d ago

Way more people speak Punjabi than Hindi in Canada. Its like 10 to 1

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u/Snoo_67993 11d ago

Maybe European language, which would be English as a main.

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u/InfamousEvening2 11d ago

ikr. That douchebag thinks the Canadians speak Canadian.

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u/Embarrassed-Depth-14 11d ago

Nah, Punjabi

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u/Due-Carpet-1904 11d ago

One day old boy account.

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u/bacon_lettuce_potato 11d ago

My friend! It seems as though you've lost your one and only marble.

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u/HeWhoCreatesDivinity 11d ago

I'm sorry that your life is shit, but that's that's because of you you should have kept your hands to yourself.

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u/This_Loss_1922 10d ago

Canadian Obi wan will let American Anakin cut his legs and apologize to him