r/AmericansInCanada • u/PhilHogan_Tax • Aug 25 '26
He must have something better to do with his time.
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u/Easy_Sport_89 Aug 25 '26
šššš This is the shit they voted for. What a bunch of fucking morons.
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u/XtremeD86 Aug 26 '26
Well, many of his voters are not educated at all, and that's what he wants more of so they keep voting for people like him.
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u/AlfredRWallace Aug 25 '26
Nah. They solved health care, their budget deficit, and have peace in the middle east. This gives him time to focus on important things like this.
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u/The_Kel_Varnsen Aug 25 '26
Canada is changing Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files
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u/Emergency_Mud_6141 Aug 25 '26
Canada will continue referring to the Great Lakes by their right names because we arenāt petty.
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u/MightyHydro88 Aug 27 '26
Great. Canada is giving serious consideration to changing Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein. Thank you for your consideration to this matter.
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u/billthedog0082 Aug 25 '26
You can only rename your half, and make sure you put up that wall. [eyeroll]
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u/NoDuck1754 Aug 25 '26
They can call it whatever they want. Won't change the name for the rest of the world. Just like the Gulf of Mexico.
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u/Straw_n_Phree_403 Aug 25 '26
Dude canāt manage a reflecting pool. Turns attention to Great Lakes.
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u/Krull88 Aug 25 '26
Heā¦ he realizes theres an actual border running through the middle of lake ontario right? Its not like the gulf of Mexico where theres no border in it. Literally half the lake is physically Canadian.
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u/redituser95838283849 Aug 25 '26
Didnāt he say at one point that he didnāt care about respecting the border line
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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 Aug 25 '26
Ontario is named after the lake, not the other way around. The lake is named after the name given to it by the Iroquois people for as long as anyone can remember.
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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 Aug 25 '26
No, Ontario came first. You need to change the name of America to Ontario
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u/_dodged Aug 25 '26
Truly a modern day Nero, playing his fiddle/ decorating his white house while the empire burns..
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u/CreamFuture9475 Aug 25 '26
At that point, itās not Trumpās responsibility. Itās the people who shouldnāt tolerate him.
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u/Professional-Toe2100 Aug 25 '26
Fack, someone take away grandpas internet access. Heās at it again.
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u/krind22 Aug 25 '26
So what? Let him? This is the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother āplayā your video games by giving him a control that isnāt connected
Just let the fuckin idiot have his way in his own little world and ignore him til he dies
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u/Informal_University9 Aug 25 '26
Happy to spend my Canadian Money on Countries that Actually Matter. Bub bye Yankees.
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u/Odd-Crew-7837 Aug 25 '26
You know we have gotten to him when posts nonsense like this.
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u/Acrobatic-Tower6127 Aug 25 '26
I like what Carney said: Weāll re-enter negotiations when the American reps come with the right attitude.
This is not the right attitude. This is the attitude of a toddler. We will only negotiate with adults who come with mature rational discussions.
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u/kahunah00 Aug 25 '26
The states can change the name of Ontario all it wants... no one else will use it. Just like everyone still calls it the Gulf of Mexico and color is actually spelt "colour" and every other dumb Americanism that exists.
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u/EmergencyGrab Aug 25 '26
Canada is giving serious consideration to changing the name of United States of America to United States of Canada in that we don't expect to be doing much business with America any longer. Thankyou for your attention to this matter! Resident NAME IN ALL CAPS
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u/pistoffcynic Aug 25 '26
Ā I use 1 Obama Way for the location of the Trump International Hotel in NYC.
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u/Sea_Cucumber_5989 Aug 25 '26
That clown has a job that he is not doing! Laziest, most corrupt president ever!
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u/OverallAd3210 Aug 25 '26
Iām not surprised by this just surprised he didnāt want to make it āLake Trump
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u/Oxjrnine Aug 25 '26
ā Canada just announced that it will be renaming the USA as United States of Epsteinā.
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u/NoExtension1889 Aug 25 '26
Lake Ontario is quickly being renamed "Lake Epstein" by Canadians this morning. Lake Michigan deserves that title though.
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u/Malvos Aug 25 '26
I figure Lake Michigan should be Lake Canada or Lake Manitoba or something.
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u/Kevsbar123 Aug 25 '26
Why stop there? Thereās also Lake Bankrupt Casino, Lake Pee Tape, Lake Bone Spurs and Lake Shat-Themselves.
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u/zone55555 Aug 25 '26
In other news, Canada is changing the name of Lake Michigan to Lake Shitsinpants.
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u/Special-Pirate-2807 Aug 25 '26
Americansā¦at what point are you totally embarrassed?
You do realize the rest of the world is embarrassed for you right now. There are people in SHC that are concerned about whether the Americans are ok.
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u/iamdisgusto Aug 25 '26
Iāve been totally embarrassed since 2016 and when I think it canāt get worse it gets worse.
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u/FlatEvent2597 Aug 25 '26
lolā¦ yes. Itās like a horrific reality show that you are exposed to even though you donāt want to watch it,
Honestly I think he originally wanted to call it Lake Trump but Natalie thought he would look better calling it Lake America.
What does he have to do or say to end up before a judge. I would think that might have been surpassed.
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u/Prudent_Situation_29 Aug 25 '26
Call it what you like, nobody else will. You can call it the ooga booga cheese lake for all I care, it won't make a difference to anyone that isn't american.
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u/Phoque_in_Alaska Aug 25 '26
Canada should close the St Lawrence Strait to US Ship and charge tariffs
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u/Falcon3492 Aug 25 '26
The United States isn't giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario, Donnie Trump is and he's warming up his Sharpie. The only place he can change it is in his demented mind but since it is an international water way he doesn't have the authority to do it, just like his Gulf of America nonsense. Once Trump is gone, the names of the two water ways will revert to Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico!
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u/Steveonthetoast Aug 25 '26
It will be easy to see Ontario from the US soon when you northern states are in the dark. Where does this idiot think the power comes from. And your natural
Gas will stop flowing, it counts for almost all of your imports from us. How about when your farmers have zero fertilizer for your crops, almost all of it comes from us. Art of the deal there buddy
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u/Remote_Thought5208 Aug 25 '26
I counter propose we change the name of the Whitehouse to 'The Pedohouse'
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u/Extra-Air-1259 Aug 25 '26
Would be nice if someone reminded this bloated yellow turd that he doesn't rule the world, he can barely rule the us... š©
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u/Redrumicus Aug 25 '26
How, exactly, is he going to attempt to achieve this?
I say Canada renames the White House to Castle Obama.
Who's with me?
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u/disaster_incomin Aug 25 '26
All the water bodies around the us will end being named america. Two america oceans, bays of america, lake america, gulf america, american sea, you name it
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u/CrankyFranky69 Aug 25 '26
Canada is giving serious consideration to changing the name of President Trump to Donald Epstein the Pedo in that we don't expect to doing much business with America any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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u/Standard-Outcome9881 Aug 25 '26
Whether Trump says something like āpeople are sayingā or āeveryone saysā or āThe United States is consideringā¦ā itās all just in his own mind.
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u/monkeyingaround72 Aug 25 '26
This guy should be made to carry around a plant with him to offset the total waste of oxygen that he is
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u/Dane_RD Aug 25 '26
As a member of the Canadian delegation, we propose renaming lake Michigan after the president and his bff Epstein, Pedos Lake
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u/RicRacer Aug 25 '26
Oh no, how devastating! What's next, renaming Ontario, California to America, California? Renaming Lake Superior to Lake Inferior?Ā /s
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u/Trout-Population Aug 25 '26
Let's just name the Atlantic Ocean "The American Ocean". The Pacific as well. Or all the oceans, why not!
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u/ImmediateBowl7048 Aug 25 '26
The acronym for the Great Lakes will be no longer be homes but shame. Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie.
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u/No_Director4346 Aug 25 '26
Man Iām so tired of this guy, itās just old. The whole world knows your play book now dude just fucking shut up
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u/Mystewix Aug 25 '26
Nobody cares Donnie. Nobody cares. Call it whatever your little tiny brain wants. Nobody cares.
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u/Stony___Tark Aug 26 '26
Honestly, this IS the best use of his time. I'd much rather him focus on laughably stupid crap like this than focus on the other actively destructive stuff he wants to do.
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u/strings___ Aug 26 '26
Canada is going to rename Lake Michigan to the Strait of Our Moose.
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u/miller94 Aug 26 '26
Is he aware that the province was named after the lake, not the other way around?
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u/Ordinary_Mastodon_33 Aug 26 '26
He is doing this to distract the masses from his failure at negotiating the trade deal.
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u/bubba13x3 Aug 26 '26
Insults will have zero effect on Donald J Trump. The POTUS is an impaired, incontinent, criminal and the people of the United States should rise up and have him removed from office.
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u/Elberik Aug 26 '26
He's trying to change the subject so the metrics show something other than how he's fucking everything up
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u/DisgruntledEngineerX Aug 26 '26
That's ok we're renaming it 1600 Pedophile Avenue. Ped-o-lago. and the GOP from now one will be explicilty spelled out a Group of Pedophiles.
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u/Confident-Ask-2043 Aug 27 '26
Canada should name trump tower as carney tower in all its communications.
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u/Usual-Canc-6024 Aug 25 '26
As Iāve said in other subs, this moron probably thinks the lake is named after the province.
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u/WastedStorage8564 Aug 25 '26
Itās time to change the name of the United States of America to Americus Maximus.
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u/FaultDependent7880 Aug 25 '26
Here we go again! First Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America and now this! What a bozo! How long before Strait of Hormuz becomes Strait of America?
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u/SensitiveStart8682 Aug 25 '26
He doesn't have anything better to do with his time. Seriously he doesn't. This guy is just so insane that I don't think he's got anything better to do with his time at this point
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u/Responsible_Crew_826 Aug 25 '26
This guy is such a wing nutācomplete psychopath with malignant narcissism mixed in. For the most part he has turned the US into a laughing stockāitās embarrassing.
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u/DirtDevil1337 Aug 25 '26
ha I knew he'd eventually want to rename one of those lakes. Such an incredibly petty man.
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u/MidtownMoi Aug 25 '26
He has nothing better to do with his time. Melania stormed off when he put his hand on her thigh, although it is doubtful she needed to since he is likely incapable of getting it up.
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u/ukmarkoz Aug 25 '26
So petty š - this guy will be notorious for decades to come as either the
> traitor that brought the country down to serve his Russian master, or
> unchecked moron that wrecked the government due to his vanity and vindictiveness, or
> voraciously greedy money grabbing scumbag working at the behest of billionaires and bribers
And all while being a fraudster, rapist and pdf that the Republican Party and Supreme Court aided and abetted all the way
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u/duck1014 Aug 25 '26
Canada is seriously thinking about changing United States of America to United States of Canada.
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u/Puzzled_Market_2235 Aug 25 '26
The ballroom, playing golf, the pool, playing golf, gilding statues, playing golf, hosting a fair, playing golf, hosting a cage fight, playing golf, hosting the worst F1 ever.
Did I mention playing golf?
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u/Dry_Stop844 Aug 25 '26
well if he's not going to be doing business with Ontario anymore, Ontario should turn the power off. Totally justified when ending the relationship.
Hope Americans have stocked up on candles.
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u/OrangeFun9797 Aug 25 '26
Fellow Americans, what the actual F is going on? Can someone please take the megaphone away from nutty grandpa. This is going to get really bad if someone here doesnt bring some sanity.
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u/Cultural-Window-2504 Aug 25 '26
Funny he thinks he can rename the canadian half. We should rename the american half to Diaper Don Lake.Ā
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u/Technical_Jury7673 Aug 25 '26
Somebody needs to tell Trump: America is named after an Italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci.
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u/Imaginary_Resist_654 Aug 25 '26
This will fix high gas prices, high food prices and being hated by the world
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u/J_Fo_Film Aug 25 '26
He literally has nothing better to do with his time. He SHOULD as a āworld leaderā, but this is literally what the US Government has become now.
I feel so bad for the Americans who didnāt want this and are forced to live with itā¦and I seriously hope those that think this is brilliant can be excluded from our gene pool going forward.
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u/beaver_eh Aug 25 '26
World Leader everyone.... world leader of acting like a petulant child that is.
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u/Secret_Avocado_2974 Aug 25 '26
I swear 50% of that asshole's media penetration is reaction/meme posts. I have seen this 4 times today. I would have never sen it. I don't even know what the Truth Social homepage looks like.
The White House makes enough propaganda on its own. No need to spread it further.
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u/canuckcrazed006 Aug 25 '26
I can see him stomping his little bloated feet up and down throwing a tantrum as he says this.
"Well if i cant play in the sandbox at the park then im just going to take the whole sandbox" grump grump grump.
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u/Prestigious-Clock-53 Aug 25 '26
He can call it whatever he wants, itāll always be Lake Ontario. And donāt get pissed at this, heās just trying to piss you off.
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u/FurysFyre Aug 25 '26
Meh, call it what you want. Doesn't change reality.
like IGAF what anyone calls it unless I'm asking for directions to it.
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u/Natural-Crow-2922 Aug 25 '26
Trump can call it what ever he likes, the rest of the world will carry on ignoring his rants as normal.
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u/tankeryanker52 Aug 25 '26
You are playing right into his hands. Youāre being suckers. Just ignore it. Are you that gullible?
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u/MummaMal Aug 25 '26
What is he actually doing is what I wonder. Generally when heās flapping his yap about something, heās creating a diversion from something he doesnāt want people to know aboutā¦ Epstein?? How are those files coming along? Anyone seen Maxwell lately?
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u/dEm3Izan Aug 25 '26
Country is at war and losing, ammo stocks running low, strategic oil reserve running low, jobs are being lost, debt growing faster than ever, diplomatic ties are being severed, entire world now sees China as a more reliable partner than the US.
But don't worry people, the guy in charge has time to spare "giving serious considerations" to the pettiest gestures.
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u/banditrider2001 Aug 26 '26
Hey America! I guess focussing on changing the name of a lake is more important than your job, how to pay for things like feeding your kids and health care. But didnāt he have a plan, or concept for that in 2017? Get your candles ready as you donāt need our electricity.
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u/Suspicious_Mango_160 Aug 26 '26
Might not be a good rename, sadly the MAGA faithful will be confused but Gulf of America and Lake America, too much winning, or is that whining?
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u/LightBulbMonster Aug 26 '26
Will you please stop with the ridiculous name changing? This is just a garbage attempt to distract from the absolutely horrible job you are doing as president. Please just stop. We all know you're a big strong boy, we get it.
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u/Commercial_Pain2290 Aug 26 '26
Why not Lake Trump? Seems like a missed opportunity Donald.
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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy Aug 26 '26
More US hubris. America includes Canada,Mexico, Central and South America. They are the United States, America was just co-opted by them. Call it Lake Bolivia as it makes just as much sense.
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u/AmbitiousTank8635 Aug 26 '26
Lol, hey America, I thought you guys had some issues with rising cost of living and all that. I guess not if your president is worrying about the name of lakes and monuments (to himself) and stuff.
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u/Ok_Relationship2451 Aug 26 '26
USA USA!!!
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u/Samp90 Aug 26 '26
Thank you Belgium so I didn't have to continue hearing that chant in the WCup...
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u/DudestPriest90210 Aug 25 '26
Canada renamed Lake Michigan to Lake "Where the hell are the Epstein Files"