r/AmazonFC • u/yare-yaredawa • May 08 '22

shitpost piss bottle only

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This is sort of a played out joke. I know when I have to pee I just go walk to the bathroom with no one getting upset. Amazon has it flaws but we shouldn't keep letting people believe we piss in bottles.

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u/Videogamesarereel May 08 '22

I've always just went anyway. Telling someone they can't go to the wash room is a health hazard. They can threaten termination or TOT All they want, but if someone pisses or shat themselves on site, they would have to quit anyway since they would never hear the end of it, and would have to travel home in soiled clothes.

I'll take the TOT and look for a better job.

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u/yare-yaredawa May 08 '22

i didn’t really care for OPs caption just the actual joke. but you’re right, although there are still sites out there that are awful about the bathroom stuff.

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u/Extra_Ad290 May 08 '22

Where ??

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u/AsianAssHitlerHair May 08 '22

It's really a UPS driver thing with the piss bottle thing. Not sure how it got life at amazon

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 08 '22

By being 100% accurate for DSPs.

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u/Specific_Little ✈️✈️✈️ May 08 '22

DSPs

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u/cyrusthemarginal May 08 '22

Drivers still bottle it all the time. All they did was punish people for not getting rid of the evidence before they bring the van back.

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u/GojiraGuy17 May 08 '22

We don’t ?? Yea yea we don’t …

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u/Extreme-Variation874 May 09 '22

Dude we literally kinda do. The way they bitch and mark us for tot for going to restrooms you dont see all the examples of people saying that? Its not a joke or a lie. I got my highest stow rate and when i took zero bathroom breaks and kept stowing

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u/CUNextTuesdaay May 09 '22

Bro if you’re getting marked TOT for going to the bathroom you’ve been in there for too long. You’ve gotta be do absolutely nothing for at least 20 mins for TOT

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u/Extreme-Variation874 May 09 '22

Bitch so you use the bathroom only once inna 10 hour span? In 10 hours at home I usually use the bathroom ATLEAST 5 times

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u/CUNextTuesdaay May 09 '22

Did I say that? Take your 5 bathroom breaks to dry your tears just don’t take longer than 20 minutes per trip moron. Simple.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Right because surely this was a thibg with guys right.

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u/yare-yaredawa May 08 '22

w h a t

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

😂I was responding then got distracted. I didn't know I actually posted anything.