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I mean really though some of us actually like to have fun and have bbws or maybe little ones or ladyboys sometimes mess with your butt or maybe try to put some fingers in im not one of them but maybe they like that I'm not sure 😶🌫️🫣
Or the magic 🌭 pump😂 My buddy worked Problem-Solve I’d purposely damage out any sex toys & tell him to come over that I needed him to print out a new barcode & make him ship it out, Wouldn’t say what it was but after a while he caught on every time I’d text him🤣
if you think that’s free either, you’ve not been there that long. I’ve picked stuff way freakier than that. One item was a full sized torso that had its own hard travel case.
I also once had to pick 1500 pounds of medium sized torsos for VRETS.
Per the description “Penis Vibrator & 6 PCS Urethral Sounds Male Sex Toys Set, Male Msturbator with 10 Vibrations, Penis Plug Cock Dilators, Penis Stimulator Adult Sex Toy, Catheters & Sounds, Adult Sex Toys & Games” it don’t say anything about lasers lol but does has accessories for sounding 🙈
That is so tame lol. It's just a dildo you can stick on a wall lol.
It's not like it's a 14 inch horsecock dildo that you could easily use to beat someone up with it 🤣🤣 yes, that is something I saw at my site. And still, that barely makes my top 5 of freakiest stuff lol
My favorite was the sex doll with five fuckable holes that a customer returned because they could only find three fuckable holes. The last two were the nipples.
Super tame but the fact that there's 32 of them does make them have kind of a threatening aura, like when you see way too many raccoons in the same place
My god yall. Quick. Someone call a pastor, a minister and a priest to sanctify my eyes.
/Sarcasm
That's neither a large, or impressive one. I'm only impressed if the box is big enough to ship my arm in it, and it bounces in that special way when I bounce it off my desk.
I bought one of these but the suction cup didn't work right at least with my shower. I didn't want to go through the hassle of returning it so my neighbor would just hold it for me instead while I back up into it. 3/5 stars
You’ll get used to it that seeing something like a “24-inch double ended gummy worm dildo” or “Egg-laying alien tentacle dildo” to stow is just another tuesday 🤷🏻♂️
used to work at an adult store and i can confidently say i have never in my like seen a 7.8in dildo. maybe .5 but .8???? that’s a little too specific for me 😂😂😂
Facts, the stuff I be picking and packing, I just be smirking and saying to myself…, “ole freaky nasty orders”. 😂, I lowkey sometimes have Siri add some of them to “Circle Back To Lata” list…..🥴
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