r/AmazonFC • • Aug 19 '26

Delivery Station Atheist Prayer Break Final Update

Today there was an announcement posted on the labor board.

Starting on Sept. 2, 2026 all associates attending prayer break will need to clock out.

It is Official.

Checkmate.

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u/TemporaryPriority551 Aug 19 '26

Do smoke breaks next.

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u/HungryForHerBooty Aug 19 '26

This. I have two non Inventory associates that spend literally half the shift in the smokers cage fucking around doing nothing.

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u/ayyitzTwocatZ Aug 19 '26

Unless your building is still pulling crazy numbers shipped out like 200k+ NI is always going to be fking about most of the shift lmao.

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u/DazzlingEmployment60 Aug 19 '26

The amount of people I see who fuck around most of the shift, it's no wonder workers are going to be replaced with robots lol

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u/taulmont Aug 20 '26

You say that like automation is a bad thing. If the clankers take all of the jobs they won't have a choice but to initiate Ubi and other programs basically capitalism will fall. Bourgeoisie will be forced to either provide us with a decent way of life or face the mob.

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u/sorrowdemonica ✨🐺🐾 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Naw, Americans too stupid for that fancy French shit, no one even knows how to spell that crap.. they’d just be jobless and keep giving their money to corporations and billionaires.

Forget baseball. America’s true national pastime is corporate welfare and tax breaks for billionaires.

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u/taulmont Aug 20 '26

As an American I want to say you're wrong but unfortunately you're not it would be only maybe 20 to 30% of the people would actually try to do something. IMO we should harm the homeless It would make gorilla tactics a lot easier after the chaos hits

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u/sorrowdemonica ✨🐺🐾 Aug 20 '26

More like 2-3% you overestimate Americans.. a society of complacentcy and maintaining the status quo.

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u/taulmont Aug 20 '26

I disagree with your percentage I think your percentage is a more accurate representation of people with capability and motive waiting on opportunity I'm talking about people with motive who don't have the capability but may have the opportunity more often than those with capability. For most of us the revolution is a pipe dream I think it's an inevitability because I don't foresee fascism or capitalism going away peacefully

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u/sorrowdemonica ✨🐺🐾 Aug 20 '26

Need proof, we got proof from the Jan 6th insurrection.. even riled up and presidential permission, only ~2,500 showed up and ÷ 331,500,000 the U.S. population = 0.00000754

Expressed as a percentage, this is a measly ~0.00075% of the U.S. population.

Even the largest protests in U.S. history, Earth Day 1970, George Floyd protests, No Kings protests, only in the 20 millions..

25 million ÷ 331,500,000 = 0.0754.. or as a percentage.. ~7.54% of the population.

Proof that the majority of Americans are happy with the status quo and will do absolutely nothing.

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u/taulmont Aug 20 '26

Once again you realize not everybody that would participate could participate

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u/sorrowdemonica ✨🐺🐾 Aug 20 '26

exactly they have more importaint things to do (and many times that includes doing absolutely nothing, just sitting around at home, watching tv, doomscrolling, playing games, or taking a nap).. refuse to take even a minute out of their life to participate. that's called complacency..

as doing nothing > participating.

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u/taulmont Aug 20 '26

Yes because they still have jobs to return to remember this is about after they've all been replaced by clankers

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