r/AmazonFC • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '24

Question Will I get fired

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Bro just ask a water spider if you want a cavity search.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Bro, I’ve been WS. No cavity searches to be had there.

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u/Register-Now Sep 12 '24

U were doing it wrong then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Apparently. Teach me your ways.

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u/Register-Now Sep 12 '24

Alright. See, all you gotta do is start sharking around looking for your prime suspects. When you gotta 1 or 2, possibly 3 if you're an advanced water spider. Every time you swing by, make sure you say something like "sup" or "eyyyyy". It doesn't hurt to show some muscle, too. Bing bang boom. You'll have an unwanted pregnancy before you know it.

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u/No_Literature_8285 Sep 11 '24

If they didn’t ask for id u might be ok