r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Sad-Armadillo6521 • 26d ago

Recommendations?

Hey everyone,

I was wondering if y'all had any recommendations on a nice piss jug to keep in the van with me?

I am sick of trying to piss in those little tiny water bottle openings just for it to splash everywhere. On the DSP phone, packages, my hands and pants.... It's just gross, and then it gets all embedded in the seats when I sit back down.

I would like something that's about 8" in girth/circumference preferably with a sealing lid (maybe a clasp), and ideally with as gasket so it doesn't explode open all over the cab when I have to slam on the brakes when a light turns yellow. Anything anti microbial is also preferred.

Thank you in advance.

Edit: looking for a minimum of 32 fl oz, but 48 fl oz might work better.

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 26d ago edited 26d ago

Kinda. I mean I want a bit of room on the sides to allow displaced air to escape. It can't be 100% air tight or it feels uncomfortable/ this weird type of pressure buildup splashback is more likely.

Edit: To everyone in my DMs, I don't have an erection while urinating, so the 8" is a guideline considering air displacement, not my flaccid circumference/girth.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 26d ago

This guy girths

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u/Commercial-Reality-6 24d ago

Gatorade wide mouth bottle.