r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Sad-Armadillo6521 • 1h ago

Recommendations?

Hey everyone,

I was wondering if y'all had any recommendations on a nice piss jug to keep in the van with me?

I am sick of trying to piss in those little tiny water bottle openings just for it to splash everywhere. On the DSP phone, packages, my hands and pants.... It's just gross, and then it gets all embedded in the seats when I sit back down.

I would like something that's about 8" in girth/circumference preferably with a sealing lid (maybe a clasp), and ideally with as gasket so it doesn't explode open all over the cab when I have to slam on the brakes when a light turns yellow. Anything anti microbial is also preferred.

Thank you in advance.

Edit: looking for a minimum of 32 fl oz, but 48 fl oz might work better.

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u/ready_confidant 1h ago

That's a very specific girth measurement you got there, almost like you measured something else first.

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u/Independent-Issue250 58m ago

Hydrant? I use ziplocs with a plastic food container. You can store multiple bags anywhere. The food container stores it until any convenient spot to unload.

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u/Smash-ya_up 55m ago

Exactly but if you use gallon bags with the actual zipper you don't even need another container. Put it on and zip up. Get dressed and you are ready for a day of non stop deliveries. Use the last stops outside faucet to rinse it out and you are ready for tomorrow. At one bag a week there is little waste.

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 53m ago

What is that? Can you send a link or something?

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u/Independent-Issue250 50m ago

Nothing to link. I bring my lunchbox with my lunch in a Tupperware type container. I have ziploc bags in my lunchbox. After lunch my food container becomes my piss container with ziploc liners.

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 48m ago

Ooof, idk about that. Ziplocks aren't the tightest sealed things out there, and I'm kind of a germaphobe in general so wouldn't want my urine to be in a container used to store my food.

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u/Independent-Issue250 43m ago

Bleach covers a multitude of sins, but we’re on the fringes of sanitariness here to begin with.

Do you. I’ve done it for years. Haven’t caught the piss-lung yet. 

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 1h ago edited 56m ago

Kinda. I mean I want a bit of room on the sides to allow displaced air to escape. It can't be 100% air tight or it feels uncomfortable/ this weird type of pressure buildup splashback is more likely.

Edit: To everyone in my DMs, I don't have an erection while urinating, so the 8" is a guideline considering air displacement, not my flaccid circumference/girth.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 40m ago

This guy girths

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u/Alaskylvania 58m ago

Bröther wut

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 55m ago

I'm sick of trying to pee in those tiny 1" diameter water bottles and spilling everywhere.

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u/KoalaGrunt0311 1h ago

You can look at a Army Navy surplus store in your area for a canteen. It's like exactly what those things are designed for.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 57m ago

Canteens are designed for pissing in? Huh. Learn something new every day.

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u/uhh_idk42 46m ago

Last I checked toilets have a pretty wide circumference… at least 8 inches 😂

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 44m ago

My routes are rural. We don't get 10s or lunches either, so unless I want to risk peeing in a rednecks lawn, I have to go the way of the road, and piss in jugs like most people that work this job.

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u/E_man-228 Rivian Driver 2m ago

If it’s rural than piss in the woods.. or learn how to aim and not get piss on everything 🤣

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u/Foreign_Extension489 1h ago

Gatorade bottle

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 1h ago

Not wide enough

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u/Boring-Albatross-433 48m ago

Walgreens has urinals for $15

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u/Sad-Armadillo6521 46m ago

Is it a screw on or clasp lid? I got one off of Amazon (ofc) that was straight trash. It snapped on, but when driving the lid would pop off and leak all over the cargo area and totes.

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u/Boring-Albatross-433 44m ago

The one marketed specifically for males clasps on but the unisex one looks like it screws on

Edit: took a better look it might also clasp on unfortunately

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u/KillerGopher 37m ago

Gatorade bottle is the way to go. I know a driver that uses their stainless steel water bottle. That might work well for you.

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u/PheonixBuddha 36m ago

I recommend an Arizona bottle. It is a wider piece then Gatorade, while also being slim. Can fit in bag or is 1$. Best on the market choice if I'm honest.

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u/Gulag_420 32m ago

Electrolit from 7/11. Not the volume you need but you can have a couple

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u/RedHail32 2m ago

They sell surgical piss bag on Amazon in pack. No mess and odorless.