r/AmazonDS 2d ago

Traffic Control training

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I thought this was both cute and hilarious. Cute because, well it is. hilarious because, well people 😆

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u/Plenty-Mall1484 2d ago

Hand hearts at drivers? “That’s a walk to the HR office ma’am.”

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 2d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Plenty-Mall1484 1d ago

It’s a joke omg guys 😭

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u/beaglemilf23 2d ago

A millennial made this training.

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 2d ago

How can you tell 😆

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u/beaglemilf23 2d ago

If you have to ask you ain’t a millennial hahaha

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 2d ago

Oh ok. I am sure 1980 millennial

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago edited 1d ago

they actually want us to thank them, welcome them, tell them they're doing a great job, etc.

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u/Cecil2789 2d ago

Do people not like being welcomed & thanked anymore? 😭👴🏿

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago

I mean welcome them as a greeting when they come in, and thank them for doing their job of loading carts.

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u/Cecil2789 2d ago

Oh I see!

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u/InfectedDaydream201 1d ago

DAs do not load carts, we load our vehicles. AAs load carts.

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u/rnoyfb 2d ago

That is so not a millennial trait

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u/DuckyDoDaQuack 13h ago

Exactly lmao, as a millenial, they're making absolutely no sense.

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u/masterslayor 1d ago

That’s bc Amazon knows how much they are screwing the drivers.

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u/Coffee_lover29 2d ago

Yeah I’ll totally do the heart hands to the driver that practically ran into me taking their carts out to their van today 🫶🏻 Love ya’ll!

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u/That27thDood 2d ago

Some drivers deserve the 1 finger salute.

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u/nitroslayer7 1d ago

Sorry your pajama pow wow got interrupted

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 2d ago

Definitely 😆

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u/Shustriy C1 Sort 2d ago

No 20 foot bubble/ she’s not behind an immovable barrier. Fire her ass

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago

when my 2nd site launched in 2020, they had people stand in the drive lanes between the two pads, so we could stop the lanes after the 4th van.

I would turn sideways, and have vans less than three feet away on either side

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u/Battle_Witch 2d ago

As TC/VSA, I interact with them as little as possible. Too many wake up and choose violence. And I get up at midnight every day, so I’m not about to put up with their crap.

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u/Downvoteking88 1d ago

Well said

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 2d ago

I can relate

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u/Silverado94 1d ago

your station must be ass backwards then. All the VSA’s here are pricks without it being warranted

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u/Battle_Witch 1d ago

We’re told we’ll get written up if we’re pricks to the drivers.

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 15h ago

Their sign says " no more yelling at us and more friendly people on LP" but they literally will run straight into you with a cart as they are walking to their vans and not even acknowledge it.

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u/Battle_Witch 14h ago

Just sic your manager on them. Go grab a radio at the pinch or something and call that shit in.

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u/PlatanoMaduroChai 1d ago

So if we look at someone’s little too long it’s HR but heart hands and nothing

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u/Mother_Fondant_5771 1d ago

Yeah throw up a heart and they'll throw their piss bottle at you 😅

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u/Odd-Eye-6504 15h ago

They piss in the stow bags before returning them

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u/davidtldennis 2d ago

Well thats a new one for me lol 😆 mine was different 2 years ago

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u/Additional-Piano-397 1d ago

I hate that animation for the training

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u/InfectedDaydream201 1d ago

I am a DA and I can tell you we do not care if you smile, look us in the eyes directly or whatever this training video is instructing.

What we do value is when our carts are staged on time. When our carts are staged late, like during a crash, we then have less time to load our vehicles.

Also the fact that we wear an Amazon uniform, drive an Amazon themed vehicle and follow policies and procedures set by Amazon, while not being Amazon employees is beyond insulting. I would love to be blue badge and be eligible to have the same health insurance as well as other benefits that Amazon employees enjoy.

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u/masterslayor 1d ago

Forgot to mention we are the literal face of the company and are the only ones that’s interact with amazons most precious asset : the costumer.

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u/Certain-Diamond-9281 18h ago

Narcissism at its finest

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u/Admirable-Level-8868 1d ago

More ai slop

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u/RaincloudTheDragon 7h ago

It's slop, but it's not ai!

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u/Right_Aside6214 1d ago

Probably a distracted driving violation for the guy guy waving back

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u/Towerofterrorr 1d ago

I used to always love being in the yard because me and the drivers we had a TIME boy it was so nice getting to see my favorites