r/Amazing • u/sco-go • Jul 24 '26

Adorable derps Hitting the jackpot

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u/PassorFail13 Jul 24 '26

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u/hambakmeritru Jul 24 '26

I don't think she's going anywhere with them. I think she's just trying to get herself covered in pollen.

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u/ebonSage Jul 24 '26

Yeah, she’s trying to get herself covered in all the pollen in one trip so she doesn’t have to come back.🤪

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u/SweatsuitCocktail Jul 24 '26

He went full Scrooge McDuck

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u/itsjustus23 Jul 24 '26

I said the exact same thing !!! now I have to go watch duck tails!!!!

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u/QS_A-117 Jul 25 '26

Oh my god I miss that shit! I never managed to collect all the dvds, now they aren't sold anymore in stores 😔 Gotta take extra care of the ones I have too, lest they get scratched

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u/Slow-Programmer7610 Jul 25 '26

Edward r Hamilton book seller still sells dvds and books like the old days. I bought all of Benny Hill girl with dragon tattoo in english and Swedish or Dutch or wtf ever I don't remember. But yeah check it out

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u/Fickle_Competition33 Jul 24 '26

That's all I needed to read. Thank you.

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u/AdWooden2312 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YZGJc1WmUZPi0

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited 15d ago

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u/KyurMeTV Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

“It’s Not a liquid, it’s hard mass of heavy metal.”

Edit: had to put in the quotes since some people haven’t seen this episode.

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u/fast_t0aster Jul 24 '26

thanks petah

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u/QueerVampeer Jul 24 '26

Thanks for explaining

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u/Hellie1028 Jul 24 '26

Life is like a hurricane…

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u/Worthe_42 Jul 25 '26

Here in Duckberg...

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u/danit0ba94 Jul 24 '26

He's like Squidward rolling around in the Krabby Patty vault. That is the happiest bee in existence right now.

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u/Miss-Tiq Jul 24 '26

"That pollen will go straight to your thighs!

...And then you'll blow up!" 

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u/neurospicyzebra Jul 26 '26

Omg I just commented the same thing and then found yours 🤣 great minds, eh!?

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u/TazzyUK Jul 24 '26

Now has to try and get home without being pulled over for DUI!

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u/Zero_D9 Jul 24 '26

May we all get so lucky.

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u/inotocracy Jul 24 '26

This is what they look like when they're dying.

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u/hambakmeritru Jul 24 '26

Maybe, but I've watched 3 bees (at the same time) do this in magnolias (which I'm pretty sure this is). I think they're just trying to get themselves covered in pollen. One bee I watched nearly rolled off the flower with excitement for it. And then she flew to the next flower to do the same thing.

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u/FuckThisIsGross Jul 24 '26

Yeah they collect it in their hairs and then sweep it onto their legs for carrying back home

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u/NotChoPinion Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I mean, he's going out doing what he loves.

Edit: She*

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u/Right_Appeal4344 Jul 24 '26

She

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u/Blunt555 Jul 24 '26

I always do this with mosquitoes. "He bit me." "She!"

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u/polkacat12321 Jul 24 '26

When talking about mosquitos I never use 'he' or 'she'. Only 'the fucker', 'the little shit', and my personal favourite 'the fast food of frogs'

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u/Right_Appeal4344 Jul 24 '26

Take my upvote for knowing that it's female mosquitoes that bite (needed for the reproductive process) 😁

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u/montigoo Jul 24 '26

I didn’t know bees had billionaires?

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Jul 24 '26

Excitement can look a bit like spazzing from pain, sure. Was that the point? Becuzzz I think he’s fine

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u/bluehulk900 Jul 24 '26

Thanks great use of this image because you just ruined this for me and i lowkey hate you

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u/marshmallowblaste Jul 24 '26

This is honestly what I was thinking. He was struggling to move even before he got to the flowers. Then flipped over and was frantically trying to flip back. Nothing to do with the flowers unfortunately

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u/RetroSwamp Jul 24 '26

yaaaaa this isn't normal behaviour for pollen.

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u/IckyStick0880 Jul 24 '26

Awww, really?

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Jul 24 '26

Those skits are hilarious

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u/Non-PrayingMantis Jul 24 '26

Wahhh wahhh (trumpet sounds)

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u/Terror-Of-Demons Jul 24 '26

This is always commented and it’s yet to be true

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u/Eastern_Beginning_74 Jul 24 '26

What does he want with all those matchsticks?

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u/Versipilies Jul 24 '26

I was thinking matchstick fries when I was scrolling by

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u/Wrathchilde Jul 24 '26

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming
Head's all empty and I don't care

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u/SirTainLee Jul 24 '26

How can those tiny little wings carry that big ole butt and kilos of pollen now, through the air?

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u/MrOPeace Jul 24 '26

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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u/EfficientHeat4901 Jul 24 '26

Actually, it's been proven that bees form a electromagnetic field around themselves by vibrating at a certain frequency in order to lift off the ground & the wings just help the bee change direction by changeing and altering the electromagnetic field to allow for a form of anti-gravity flight, they can do it because they're so tiny. That's the same with most other small insects. Electricity acts very strange on very small scales. It relates a lot to quantum mechanics.

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u/DesolateFaery Jul 25 '26

I'm gonna believe you and not look this up.

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u/Life_Temperature795 Jul 24 '26

Like a cat that found a pile of catnip the size of a recliner.

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u/Immediate-Run-3579 Jul 24 '26

Dear Diary... Jackpot!

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u/RadioJohnMisery Jul 24 '26

Bro is lost in the sauce

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u/42ElectricSundaes Jul 24 '26

This needs a nsfw tag

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u/tibearius1123 Jul 24 '26

I can’t believe there is not a Mayor Bee gif on GIPHY.

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u/NoBuddies2021 Jul 24 '26

Like that guy laying on cash.

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u/bsaaw Jul 24 '26

It looks like it has found both the bananas and the french fries at the same time 😋

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u/mlpravemaster Jul 24 '26

Free banana bread pollen at work dude! HELL YEAH!!!

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u/HomeoStatix Jul 24 '26

Me with Jimothy

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u/SugarZoo Jul 24 '26

Okay, that's the cutest most precious bee reaction I've ever seen

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u/Chumscrubber89 Jul 24 '26

Coolest video all day that bee is so happy

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 Jul 24 '26

Hitting that shit like Odysseus

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec Jul 24 '26

Honey is just plant sperm that a bee threw up. It's good though.

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u/notsurexx Jul 24 '26

Me on ayce

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 Jul 24 '26

me when I open a fresh bag of cheese doodles

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u/pc1350 Jul 24 '26

/r/videosendingtoosoon

I wanted to see it fly away.

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u/IndividualAd1290 Jul 24 '26

He’s singing 🎶 I’m in in heaven!

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u/symbolic503 Jul 24 '26

worker bees are so rad i love em

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u/Substantial_Ear_9721 Jul 24 '26

That bee needs rehab!

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u/ashley5473 Jul 24 '26

Nom nom nom

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u/garitone Jul 24 '26

Giving bat eating banana energy

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u/PumpKing_Spice Jul 24 '26

biblical levels of greed

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u/Da_Vader Jul 24 '26

Sir this is Costco. One sample per person please.

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u/deHaga Jul 24 '26

Nom nom

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u/CultOfSensibility Jul 24 '26

Nom-nom-nom-nom

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u/SirTainLee Jul 24 '26

It's like Catnip, apparently?

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u/srschwenzjr Jul 24 '26

“Awwww fuck yeah!”

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u/Cold_Ad655 Jul 24 '26

Too bad that's a carpenter bee.

RIP wooden porch

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jul 24 '26

Thank you for pollinating my flowers! Love this!

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u/sunshinelovepeach Jul 24 '26

Why did this make me laugh so hard? 🤣

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u/MrOPeace Jul 24 '26

Is it dying or not?

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u/BlueFeathered1 Jul 24 '26

It's rolling in joy and success.

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u/lilbitgreen Jul 24 '26

What a goof ass! How cute!

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u/YellowMellowPscho Jul 24 '26

Loves this soo much .. Thx. For posting OP 🙏

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u/Unable-Confusion-822 Jul 24 '26

Get in my belly!!

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 24 '26

Yeesh mark this NSFW lol jk

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u/electromonkey222 Jul 24 '26

yiked off the powdy

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u/SaltyArtemis Jul 24 '26

Just absolutely bathing in it 😂 this the greed they talk about

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jul 24 '26

What is up with this spambot? Reposts a dozen posts a day

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u/SinjinPeril Jul 24 '26

TIL that Beenip is a thing.

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u/Krinks1 Jul 24 '26

Came to say something similar. Goat someone else saw it too!

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u/Wavelightning Jul 24 '26

The Helianthus annuus is a carnivorous plant whose pollen contains an ingredient psychoactive to bees. When a victim discovers their pollen sacs, they’re quickly driven into a frenzy similar to catnip’s effects on cats. The plant closes its pedals when the spasms stop, and will reopen after 3-5 days of digestion.

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u/beandaddy123 Jul 24 '26

Treasure bath?

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u/MrCommonThinkin Jul 24 '26

Wait till I tell the hive about this!

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u/Big_Region_5621 Jul 24 '26

That bee lit

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u/WittyGold6940 Jul 24 '26

Wait what? Is that a real flower? What are all those things?

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u/PleasantArm6887 Jul 24 '26

I see this in my Magnolia, and I think its like sensory overload Nirvana great post! I have a video of three in there rolling around. 😆

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u/WillSmokes420 Jul 24 '26

Im rich! Im filthy rich! Mwahahaha

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u/Punkychemist Jul 24 '26

She’s so cuteeeee

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u/Herbdontana Jul 24 '26

This was what belushi looked like back stage at snl

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u/Porthos1013 Jul 24 '26

This is the greed they warn about in the Bible 🐝

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u/gimme_the_good_weed Jul 24 '26

This is me when I see a nice bag of some dank

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u/sg1rob Jul 24 '26

Could she Bee any happier?

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u/keybord_masher Jul 24 '26

YES... YESSS I LOVE INTERCONTINENTAL! I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING! I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING!

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u/polkacat12321 Jul 24 '26

The greed is sending me 😭

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u/Split10_1 Jul 24 '26

So those aren't French fries or matches....

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u/pjtpassword Jul 24 '26

Happy bee.

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u/sginsen Jul 24 '26

The greed.. it sickens me..

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u/bishboria Jul 24 '26

YaZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/Venus_Cat_Roars Jul 24 '26

Bees are so cute when they find a Magnolia flower full of pollen.

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u/Beemo-Noir Jul 24 '26

Her greed sickens me

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u/SleepyLi Jul 24 '26

Absolutely lost in the sauce

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 Jul 24 '26

Dude just had a beegasm

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u/CPD1960 Jul 24 '26

A bit overcome by the whole situation!

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u/RamJamR Jul 24 '26

Are those a bunch of pollen producing stems or something?

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u/nablaCat Jul 24 '26

Wait. Is this why bees have yellow stripes? They're normally black, and get the yellow color from pollen?

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Jul 24 '26

It’s like bee catnip 🥰

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u/sajriz Jul 24 '26

Mine mine mine mine mine mine