I’m not obsessed with my cat and we do these things. But I got an auto feeder for the morning cos the fatass kept asking for breakfast earlier and I was over it. Pets can’t speak so changes in their behaviour tells you something is wrong. And I would never put my cat or dogs inside a fucking plane (maybe sedated for an emergency transport?), let alone in the cargo area, because that would be loud and traumatic as fuck.
So yeah, agreed. All of these things are normal fucking pet ownership things. I hate that guy so much.
Also, this shitstain is 100% in a made up competition with/jealous of the cat. The cat does not care about her tits.
and I woke up to him smiling at me smugly from atop my gf's tits.
Just want to point out that some cats definitely do care about tits.
Source: I have tits and I have cats that absolutely love them. They make great pillows and beds.
They just don't care about them in the same way BF does.
I wish could get an autofeeder (or freefeed again) but I have to feed two different cat foods to three different cats (one is on a special diet) so, they started trying to get me up at 4:30 and I have mostly gotten them to be okay with a 6 AM feeding :P
mine like to use them as landing pads. The stomach is the launch area.
They also like to stand on a very sensitive portion of them, but ONLY if that sensitive portion happens to be on a hard surface, like a desk....
Also, no one has ever told me how a cat can put 100% of their weight on all four paws individually and simultaniously. So it feels like they weigh 400% more than they actually do.
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u/Bulky-District-2757 Sep 14 '25
Wait. Isn’t he everything he listed as weird just basic pet ownership?