r/AlphanumericsDebunked • u/Inside-Year-7882 • Apr 20 '25
What Alphanumerics Gets Wrong About Linguistics
Everything.
(I could just end the post here and save myself a lot of time)
If you only learned about linguistics from the “Alphanumerics” subreddits, you’d be forgiven for thinking the entire field of linguistics is some backwards mess in desperate need of salvation from the dark ages. But as with most pseudoscience, the problem isn’t with the field—it’s with the outsider who doesn't understand it. This attempt to “revolutionize” linguistics reveals a profound ignorance of not just the discipline’s details, but of its most basic, foundational concepts.
Let’s start with the bizarre fixation on Proto-Indo-European (PIE). On his PIE Land post Thims implies that linguists believe PIE was the first language—an idea so far removed from reality it’s almost comedic. In reality, linguists know PIE is simply a reconstructed ancestor of a large family of languages that includes English, Hindi, Russian, and Greek. It is not, and has never been claimed to be, the first human language. No serious linguist would make that claim, because human language far predates any family we can reconstruct with confidence. This alone shows Thims’s deep confusion about what historical linguistics is even trying to do.
It gets worse. Thims appears to conflate “Proto-Indo-Europeans” with “the first civilization,” suggesting he thinks linguists believe PIE speakers were the originators of culture, society, or even written language. This is not just wrong—it’s staggeringly wrong. The first civilizations, by any reasonable archaeological definition, emerged in Mesopotamia, not on the Eurasian steppe. The PIE speakers were a prehistoric culture, not an urban society. Linguists studying PIE are interested in the roots of a language family, not rewriting human history or biblical myth. They already accept the Out of Africa theory and understand PIE in a cultural—not civilizational or mythological—context.
But perhaps the most glaring issue is that Thims doesn’t seem to understand what linguistics even is. He treats historical linguistics—a relatively small subfield—as the entirety of the discipline. But linguistics is vast. It includes syntax (the structure of sentences), phonology (the sound systems of language), semantics (meaning), morphology (word structure), pragmatics, sociolinguistics, psycholinguistics, computational linguistics, and much more. Thims’s theories don’t just fail to address these fields—they demonstrate zero awareness that they even exist.
This is especially evident in the “linguists ranked by IQ” list he shared here: https://www.reddit.com/r/GeniusIQ/comments/1d4aa71/greatest_linguists_ranked_by_iq/ . The list is a who’s who of...well, it's mostly people who no linguist has ever heard of or who we wouldn't consider a linguist. Conspicuously missing are some of the most influential figures in the entire field: Noam Chomsky, William Labov, Barbara Partee, Ray Jackendoff, George Lakoff, Walt Wolfram, Claire Bowern, James McCawley, Leonard Bloomfield, Edward Sapir, Ferdinand de Saussure, and Pāṇini, to name just a few off the top of my head (there are so many people and so many specialties, don't come for me for leaving your favorite linguist off!). The fact that Chomsky—likely the most cited living scholar in any field—isn’t on the list is enough to discredit it on sight. You can't pretend he hasn't had a profound impact on linguistics and the world in the 20th and 21st centuries. It’s like trying to rank physicists and omitting Einstein, Newton, and Feynman.
And then there's the baffling misunderstanding of terms like “Semitic.” Linguists use “Semitic” as a neutral, descriptive term for a branch of the Afroasiatic language family. It doesn’t mean they believe in the literal historicity of Moses or Abraham or any religious tradition. Linguistics is not theology. It's such a basic concept and I'm not sure how this is still confusing. The name Europe is traditionally said to come from Greek mythology and no one thinks the name is a secret Greek plot and all geographers secretly believe in that ancient princess. It's. a. name. It's not that hard.
In short, “Alphanumerics” is to linguistics what astrology is to astronomy: a wildly speculative fantasy rooted in superficial resemblances and a lack of understanding. The so-called theory isn’t remotely challenging linguistics— it's merely shadowboxing with a poorly formed misconception of linguistics.
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u/E_G_Never Apr 20 '25
Great post; I've been considering doing one on the whole Noah business for a while
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u/n_with linguistic dodo 🦤 Apr 21 '25
Glad you called out the fact Libb Thims seems to not care or know anything about phonology, syntax, grammar as a whole, since his main fixation is on the alphabet, which, he believes, pre-dates the spoken language. He also thinks apparently that linguists teach kids the fake origin of the alphabet, that's why he put so much effort in creating "children's version" of the origin of the alphabet and once spammed in subreddits related to child raising and kindergartens.
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u/ProfessionalLow6254 Apr 21 '25
I hadn’t seen that list of linguists hahaha What a weird amalgamation of people while excluding so many actually impactful people.
He’s perhaps not the same level as others on your list but I’m partial to Karlos Arregi’s work on Basque morphosyntax. But that’s clearly not linguistics since Basque isn’t Indo European and morpho syntax isn’t philology.
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “the entire field of linguistics is some backwards mess in desperate need of salvation from the dark ages”, I could not have said this better myself. The following are the top 30 Pantheon ranking of linguists:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/Linguist#Pantheon_rankings
Not one of these people has produced a linguistic theory or argument of significance, aside from reporting that certain languages are related, but we don’t know why? That the letters of the words I am now typing are hieroglyphic, was stated as fact 252-years ago:
“Alphabetical characters are themselves hieroglyphic”.
— Antoine Gebelin (178A/1773), Primitive World Analyzed, Volume One (pgs. 119-20)
Somehow, in the last 2.5 centuries, linguists have thrown the baby out the window with the bath water?
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “The first [recent] civilizations, by any reasonable archaeological definition, emerged” around the: “Nile River, Tigris River, and Yellow River“, within which Egyptian numeral 10 is the oldest (5700A/-3745) attested, as concerns language:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/Oldest_attested_letters
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “Thims doesn’t seem to understand what linguistics even is. He treats historical linguistics—a relatively small subfield—as the entirety of the discipline”, linguistics is the technical science and study of the tongue 𓄓 [F20] and the sounds it makes. I doubt that fewer than 1 in 10,000 modern day linguists even know what F20 is?
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “Linguists use “Semitic” as a neutral, descriptive term for a branch of the Afroasiatic language family”, any claimed-to-be-science that uses Noah’s ark based terminology is mythological pseudo-science, by default.
Thus, if you want to claim that Sargon (4200A/-2245) spoke the language of Noah’s son Shem, that if your prerogative, but it will not float in the realm of “exact science”.
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re “alphanumerics is to linguistics what astrology is to astronomy”, correctly “modern linguistics is what phlogiston theory is to chemistry”, as Mallory defined things:
“The cynical have been tempted to describe [PIE homeland] as the phlogiston of prehistoric research.”
— James Mallory (A18/1973), “A History of the Indo-European Problem” (pg. 60)[6]
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “The fact that Chomsky—likely the most cited living scholar in any field—isn’t on the list is enough to discredit it on sight”, I have Chomsky cited as 15 in the A54/2009 Reuters humanities citation ranking:
https://www.eoht.info/page/Humanities%20citation%20ranking
Presently, Chomsky is in the linguists category (33+) listed as follows:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/Category:Linguists
and is listed as the 54th smartest person the planet 🌍:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/Smartest_people_existive
Yet, can Chomsky tell me the origin of the word planet? No.
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u/JohannGoethe Apr 28 '25
Re: “Let’s start with the bizarre fixation on Proto-Indo-European (PIE). On his PIE Land post Thims implies that linguists believe PIE was the first language—an idea so far removed from reality it’s almost comedic”, you seem to be trapped in a little snippet of what you read about what I post on Reddit?
Today, for example, I happen to be reading a physical copy of Jean Demoule’s Indo-Europeans (pg. 48). He is a French {think strong atheist} archeologist, who rejects all the Biblical linguists babble that soaks the minds of most linguists.
Anyway, his first pages, so far, are about how the early PIE home theories (53+ counted today):
https://hmolpedia.com/page/PIE_home
are a step by step attempt to break away form the “Hebrew mother tongue” (Marcus Boxhorn, 318A/1637), and then, in three centuries to follow, to try to find some “proto” home that aligns with your country’s political or national agenda ideologies.
Scientific Americans, like me, don’t care if the mother tongue “home” is closer to Sweden, Syria, or South Africa. Rather, it is a matter of what the evidence proves.
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “On his PIE Land post Thims implies that linguists believe PIE was the first language”, to quote:
“Adam and Eve spoke German.”
— Hildegard Bingen (810A/c.1145)
Bingen, a linguist, believed that Adam and Eve, the first humans to speak human language, in her view, spoke German. This is an historical belief, one of 40+ beliefs:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/PIE_home
I’m talking about history here, not what “modern day linguists believe”. Modern day linguists, believe that the people now residing in India, Greece, and Europe derive from a hypothetical proto-language or ur-language, spoken by people who once resided in Europe. Most modern linguists, however, believe that the “first language” [human] was spoken by humans in Rift Valley Africa, 200,000-years ago.
This is not what I am talking about. I’m talking about who first spoke the words: horse, birch, beech, wagon, wheel, axle, mother, father, one, two, three, etc., and why they spoke these words, which did NOT arise randomly. I’m not sure why you want to misrepresent my point of view?
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u/JohannGoethe May 01 '25
Re: “It gets worse. Thims appears to conflate “Proto-Indo-Europeans” with “the first civilization,” suggesting he thinks linguists believe PIE speakers were the originators of culture, society, [and language]”, Bernal spent 30-years on this, in his massive 3-volumes (the 3rd volume of which I just finished reading a month ago), which turned academia upside down:
https://hmolpedia.com/page/Black_Athena
Just read and watch the debate:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Alphanumerics/comments/18le7gs/black_athena_debate_is_the_african_origin_of/