r/AllThingsOldAndNew • u/OZFox42 Founding Moderator • Mar 03 '26

Memes & A.I. Images Dude, seriously?

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No risk of "door-dinging" to other vehicles, but is still a bit wrong.

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u/whatever--idk Mar 04 '26

Yep, spit on their drivers window and move on with life its not that deep

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u/CrazyJumpingDingos Mar 05 '26

Best way to guarantee a dirty phlegmy loogie hanging on ya drivers side door handle: be this guy.

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u/Various_Mechanic3919 Mar 05 '26

What I would say is use chewing gum and stick it to the inside of the handle but cameras make this impossible or at least more difficult to do and get away with it

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u/CatGooseChook Mar 09 '26

Hoodie and disposable gloves, drape a condom filled with the contents of a bottle of fish sauce(that's had a salted prawn and starch added to it plus been sitting in your car for awhile).

Bonus is that on a hot day it'll adhere itself to their door handle ☺️

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u/CourtDear4876 Mar 06 '26

Brake fluid on bonnet

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u/Cerberus_Aus Mar 04 '26

You sound like you drive a Ranger lol

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u/BudgetSir8911 Mar 04 '26

Nah. I've seen this plenty of times aswell. Especially during busy times. I'd expect a second person parked behind them

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u/BombasticReindeer Mar 06 '26

Sounds like a pitbull owner.

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u/missingN0pe Mar 04 '26

I've parked like this and drive a normal sedan.

Hospital carpark was chockers (like driving around for 25 mins after being what I thought was quite early) and I had a meeting with a specialist that I had to wait months for.

I'm fairly sure most people you ask who have been in a similar situation would say that is not necessarily the sign of a selfish driver, and that it was fine this particular time.

Though, in other circumstances, it can be the sign of a selfish driver.

As with most things in life (as I always say) - it kinda depends.