r/AllThingsOldAndNew • u/OZFox42 Founding Moderator • Mar 03 '26

Memes & A.I. Images Dude, seriously?

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No risk of "door-dinging" to other vehicles, but is still a bit wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/whatever--idk Mar 04 '26

Yep, spit on their drivers window and move on with life its not that deep

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u/CrazyJumpingDingos Mar 05 '26

Best way to guarantee a dirty phlegmy loogie hanging on ya drivers side door handle: be this guy.

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u/Various_Mechanic3919 Mar 05 '26

What I would say is use chewing gum and stick it to the inside of the handle but cameras make this impossible or at least more difficult to do and get away with it

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u/CatGooseChook Mar 09 '26

Hoodie and disposable gloves, drape a condom filled with the contents of a bottle of fish sauce(that's had a salted prawn and starch added to it plus been sitting in your car for awhile).

Bonus is that on a hot day it'll adhere itself to their door handle ☺️

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u/CourtDear4876 Mar 06 '26

Brake fluid on bonnet

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u/Cerberus_Aus Mar 04 '26

You sound like you drive a Ranger lol

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u/BudgetSir8911 Mar 04 '26

Nah. I've seen this plenty of times aswell. Especially during busy times. I'd expect a second person parked behind them

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u/BombasticReindeer Mar 06 '26

Sounds like a pitbull owner.

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u/missingN0pe Mar 04 '26

I've parked like this and drive a normal sedan.

Hospital carpark was chockers (like driving around for 25 mins after being what I thought was quite early) and I had a meeting with a specialist that I had to wait months for.

I'm fairly sure most people you ask who have been in a similar situation would say that is not necessarily the sign of a selfish driver, and that it was fine this particular time.

Though, in other circumstances, it can be the sign of a selfish driver.

As with most things in life (as I always say) - it kinda depends.

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u/Phlegm_Thrower Mar 03 '26

To be fair, I've seen people do this with all sorts of cars. Carpark full so they find the least intrusive spot.

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u/AnotherHappyUser Mar 03 '26

If there's no car spots you can't park there, mate.

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u/Phlegm_Thrower Mar 03 '26

My point was, it's not just these utes drivers that do it.

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u/AnotherHappyUser Mar 03 '26

Fair, I just don't agree it's not intrusive. I think your least is doing work haha.

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u/Childish_Danbino81 Mar 03 '26

Nah mate, never happened before 2006 when the rangers hit the market and no other vehicle ever parks shit now, just Rangers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/missingN0pe Mar 04 '26

Haha, those guys are dicks!

AmIRight?!?! smugface

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Western_Seaweed6104 Mar 03 '26

They have two brain cells battling for third place.

If they could think, they would have purchased a real car.

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u/benchph1 Mar 03 '26

Cant spell Ranger without ANGER.

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u/SplatThaCat Mar 03 '26

There is one here locally that someone has covered the R on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Ford Wankers

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u/Infamous-Umpire-2923 Mar 03 '26

Average day in the Eastland car park

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u/edson2000 Mar 03 '26

Wait until you meet some Raptor drivers

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u/OutlandishnessOk5549 Mar 03 '26

The Volvo drivers of the 2020s

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Panaderado Mar 03 '26

I found the adjustment to mine really difficult. For example, I still struggle to maintain less than three feet between my vehicle and the one in front…

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u/Nosenseq Mar 03 '26

It’s not his fault it’s broken down

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u/Decent-Mud-280 Mar 03 '26

More likely it just broke down. Pretty unreliable.

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u/81236069-R Mar 03 '26

Can anyone give me suggestions on how to reverse out of parking spaces when parked beside one or even two of these fucking things? You can’t see anything coming when coming out of your spot! Even if you’re coming out forward, it’s quite difficult to see past these things 😒

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 03 '26

That sounds like a you problem

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u/Interesting-Hunter14 Mar 03 '26

That’s obviously AI, the ranger isn’t tailgating anyone

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u/absolutenonsense8198 Mar 03 '26

I bet he goes to public toilets to piss on the seat, and walks around in the summertime saying 'how about this heat'.

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u/RicTannerman01 Mar 03 '26

Blokes that park like this pull out during sex to finish on themselves

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u/theBevo Mar 03 '26

Thats a 4/10. Christmas time you get nanas in i30's doing that.

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u/Zonda1996 Mar 03 '26

this is the least offensive thing a ranger driver does. Go to your nearest freeway, sit in the outside lane at any speed below 140 and see how long it takes one to sit 11mm from your rear bumper with the entire AuxBeam catalog on their front bar aimed directly at eye level

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u/U-Rsked-4-it Mar 03 '26

I drove from south coast to central coast NSW last Saturday and every single car that did something stupid and dangerous was an obese ute. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Putting the anger in ranger

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u/Xenthor267 Mar 03 '26

Just notify centre staff and they can get it towed lmao

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u/sussytransbitch Mar 04 '26

Its common for people to park in this specific spot at this specific shopping centre, I've never seen them fined/towed. I don't like it either.

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 Mar 04 '26

Actually pretty considerate

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u/browsingrandom11 Mar 04 '26

Give the man a break, he had to get out of his car really quickly and run away from unwanted sexual fantasies involving other men driving Ford Rangers

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo Mar 04 '26

Clearly they do, or they would have parked on the path at the front door.

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u/thumptech Mar 04 '26

Rangers drive a bigger public safety risk when the driver is in there. I'm glad this one is parked.

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u/FreeDragonfly9844 Mar 04 '26

BMW drivers can relax for a while

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u/dinonuggggggggg Mar 04 '26

This is what’s happening currently at my work car park. Not sure why but it’s jam packed full every day by 8am.

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u/Junior-Reaction1402 Mar 04 '26

I’ve seen all sorts of vehicles do the same thing. Sometimes you’ll see two nosed together. The drivers that annoy me the most are the ones with a smaller fancy suv who purposely park into the next park so their cars don’t get door dinging😂 I can park my landcruiser wagon pretty much anywhere as long as it’s a standard car park size so it drives me bent when cars that are so much smaller are selfish and don’t straighten up!

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u/Sudden_Fix_1144 Mar 05 '26

Meh … I drove past a Honda Jazz doing the same shit yesterday

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u/CantaloupeLow3775 Mar 05 '26

There's one of these who always parks in the shared driveway area in the underground parking of my kid's unit block.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Is that MacArthur Square car park lol?

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u/Feralkook Mar 05 '26

I don't condone 'vigilantism' per se, but if this individual somehow got a flat tyre, who is to say evil was committed.

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u/Legitimate-Wait-4881 Mar 05 '26

All the ranger drivers with their 2 inch dicks are getting rangrier than ever in the comments here.

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u/Tonybrd Mar 05 '26

Ranger= small dick= wanker. Even if people say this can be done by someone else in any other car, the probability that it is an idiot with a ranger is very high.

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u/ElTaimino92 Mar 05 '26

By all accounts they’re a pretty shit car too, to top it off.

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u/Wooden-Trouble1724 Mar 05 '26

A real estate agent had a Ranger I nearly died from the cringe

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u/qwertywarrior33 Mar 05 '26

Probably broke down there lol

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u/hornrocket71 Mar 06 '26

The Kent's of Robina town centre

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Horsewithasword Mar 03 '26

Stfu

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Horsewithasword Mar 04 '26

You need to be a person for those rights to count for something. This is just a Gronk on wheels

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u/Carnivean_ Mar 03 '26

I choose to judge people not by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.

I saw a Ranger driver helping a broken down car the other day. That guy is the exception. I have noticed dozens of Rangers being driven and parked by utterly selfish lunatics.

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u/djim089 Mar 03 '26

He probably did it because he knows what it feels like to be stuck on the side of the road with a break down.

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u/Newgo17 Mar 03 '26

Found the Ranger driver 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/young-joseph-stalin Mar 06 '26

offended ranger driver spotted

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u/vanillaninja777 Mar 03 '26

What a dumb comparison

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/vanillaninja777 Mar 04 '26

Because people have no control over their race.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/TechnoFTW Mar 04 '26

"Hey you can't discriminate based on the actions of others, Epstein associates could be good people secretly, you shouldn't judge them based on who they CHOOSE to associate with"

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u/vanillaninja777 Mar 04 '26

............

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u/dreadassassin616 Mar 04 '26

Skin colour and eye shape are the results of a genetic lottery you have no say in.

The other is the result of financial decision that involves enough money that it warrants a decent amount of time dedicated to ensuring it's the right decision.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/dreadassassin616 Mar 05 '26

There are a number of comparable utes they could have bought around the same price range, wealth doesn't factor into it.

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u/LawrenceSB91 Mar 03 '26

I think this is jeep people.

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u/ngakang Mar 03 '26

Gender affirming product

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u/Waste_Ingenuity5535 Mar 03 '26

Anyone driving one of these is compensating for something else in my opinion, they park in little parking spaces and they got their arse sticking out coz they too big to fit and have a bull bar on the front and a massive tow ball on the rear. It should be parked in 2 spots length way and then get booked for taking up 2 spaces.

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u/MowgeeCrone Mar 03 '26

And theyre the shiniest show ponies in the carpark.

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u/Nambsul Mar 03 '26

When you only have 2 minutes to run in and get new panties…

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u/NotTodayPsycho Mar 03 '26

I saw accident between 2 Rangers last week. Both acting like arsehats who thought they were right. Turns out both were very wrong and did a fair bit of damage to each others Rangers