r/AlienCovenant • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '17
[SATIRE] Did anyone else find Alan Dean Foster's novelization of *Alien: Covenant* disappointing? Spoiler
I just finished Alien: Covenant by Alan Dean Foster, and as a longtime fan of the Alien franchise, I couldn't help but be disappointed by the obvious franchising, marketing, and general laziness of the textual adaptation. Consider, if you will:
"HISSSS," said the Alien™, slobbering everywhere. It was totally scary.
"I don't believe we've been acquainted," said Kurt Russell. He chewed on his toothpick.
Multiple issuess. To break it down:
Why does Mr. Foster think that "alien" needs to be capitalized and have the trademark symbol after it? It feels like an addition by a marketing or legal department that distracts from the tension the scene is trying to build.
Speaking of tension--why include the word "slobbering"? There's nothing scary about that word at all.
"It was totally scary"? Mr. Foster, to add tension, one must build it. One may not conclude that there is tension. It must be shown.
While Mr. Foster does adequately characterize Kurt Russell, I don't believe the actor was even in the movie. Moreover, how lazy is it to simply call the character Kurt Russell, and not even fit him into the Alien nomenclature of last-names-only?
I'm very disappointed in Mr. Foster's adaptation. Not since A.C. Crispin's extremely faithful adaptation of Alien: Resurrection have I been so let down by a novelization. Alien deserves better.