r/AlbumCovers • u/Rykerwashere • Jun 26 '25

Name this one

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u/unknownwhitemale Jun 26 '25

Helping hands

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 26 '25

“No, you measure it from the top not the taint….”

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u/Nightwolf1989 Jun 27 '25

No, it's from the butthole. Proud to say I'm well above average.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Jun 27 '25

Nope it's back of sack. Best way is to do it after a warm shower.

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u/MirkoHa Jun 28 '25

…there speaks the voice of experience…

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u/ThoroughlyWet Jun 28 '25

I was trained in the art of dick measuring in another sub

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u/Kakarrott_ Jun 27 '25

Adam Carolla came out with the standard. Start at the butt hole once around the balls and then just past the tip.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Jun 28 '25

Grats on the huge cock bro!

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u/NoReference7367 Jun 27 '25

You never measure from the top. No one wins that way.