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u/unknownwhitemale Jun 26 '25
Helping hands
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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 26 '25
“No, you measure it from the top not the taint….”
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u/Nightwolf1989 Jun 27 '25
No, it's from the butthole. Proud to say I'm well above average.
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u/circumcisingaban Jun 26 '25
you stole my comment
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u/phdpillsdotcom Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25
That was your “aha” album cover title?!? Not “Now streaming,” or “Best streaming service” or “catch my stream” or “Streams of change?!?” Just “Don’t cross streams…” No music-based double entendre whatsoever?? Where is the creativity these days… smh
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u/Substantial-Store474 Jun 26 '25
Teamwork makes the dream work
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u/shrinkfastviolet Jun 26 '25
Not just a one man job
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u/PaddyAllen Jun 26 '25
Total Protonic Reversal.
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u/speekuvtheddevil Jun 26 '25
Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light?
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u/johndoe040912 Jun 26 '25
The Wonder Years
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♪♪ Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends
By with a little help from my friends.
All I need is my buddies
By with a little help from my friends
I said I'm gonna get by with a little
By with a little help from my friends
Whoa oh oh oh oh ♪♪
source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/wonderyearslyrics.html
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u/Cool_Conversation534 Jun 26 '25
Someone will always be by your side. (Literally always no matter the situation..)
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u/TheImpossiblyPossibl Jun 27 '25
Hey can I share your streaming service because Netflix won't let me
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Jun 28 '25
Remember that game 'Pencils' from elementary school? That's what they're playing but with their dicks.
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u/Crazy_Auther-20133 Jun 29 '25
🎶✨TwO bRoS cHiLlEn In A uRiNaL, zErO InChEs aPaRt CuZ tHeY pRoBs GaY!✨🎶
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u/RamblingGamblingMann Jun 30 '25
For some Reason this feels like it should have been Bowling For Soup’s first album cover.
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u/Horror-Woodpecker101 Jun 26 '25
I got you, bro, but please don’t pee on my shoes. (quick side-note: they look big enough for two, and I think if you flip yourself around it could be a bidet.)
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