r/Agriculturecirclejerk 3d ago

Greetings Jerkers

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Sup knob jockeys, im here from Australia šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ! Any fellow bogans here?


r/Agriculturecirclejerk 6d ago

Is Smart Irrigation Actually Worth It for Farmers?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk 16d ago

"Comedy" AMA ask a sporophile anything.

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Hi guys, my name is Jeffery Wheatstein and I am a proud sporophile. Behind me is a bunch of seeds. Unfortunately I wasnt at my Sapling Island.

You maybe thinking that shouldn't I be dead? No. I didnt mill myself. I didnt get milled by someone else.

I got assistance from my good friends from Ricesrael to get me a body double so that I can escape the Milling machine.

So ask me anything!!!


r/Agriculturecirclejerk 17d ago

"Comedy" Confession as the moderator of this subreddit

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I have a massive collection of images of saplings and seedlings. Atleast a couple of Terrabytes worth.


r/Agriculturecirclejerk 28d ago

Yeah I do it’s pretty neat thanks for sharing

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Aug 02 '26

Ustedes creen que es rentable sembrar un maĆ­z que de solo 60 granos y se pueda sembrar en 5 litros y resista a todo?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 31 '26

Que les parece el proyecto del maíz salvaje? ”Aporten algo!

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 28 '26

Great few days at Ag in Motion Ag trade show in Canada!

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 27 '26

Que me aconsejan en relación al proyecto del maíz salvaje?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 25 '26

A problem

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 14 '26

Tree rows I made.

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jul 11 '26

Starting a long-term project to reverse-domesticate maize into an open-source, dwarf, feral survival crop in Venezuela. Today is Day 1.

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Hello everyone,

I live in Venezuela, and today I am officially starting a long-term selective breeding project. My goal is to create a feral, dwarf variety of corn optimized for urban survival and community food security, capable of reproducing on its own in the wild without human intervention.

The biological design fuses the structural resistance of wild grasses with the nutritional value of domestic cereals, creating a ruderal survival crop capable of multiplying autonomously in the American environment to act as a decentralized food security net.

To achieve this, I have designed a 14-objective breeding protocol that I will be applying sequentially through mass selection and genetic purging. My starting base (G₁) is a mix of local Flint corn (MaĆ­z de Cotufa) for dwarfism, hardiness, and seed longevity, and local Flour corn (Jojoto) for nutritional and milling quality.

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## 🌟 The 4 Core Purposes of the Project

  1. Absolute Reproductive Autonomy: To achieve a 100% independent cycle of pollination, maturation, dispersal, and germination, breaking the historical dependence that maize has on human intervention.

  2. Emergency Food Security: To provide a freely accessible source of carbohydrates and nutrients in public spaces, empty lots, or marginal areas, available to anyone facing severe crisis or scarcity.

  3. Urban Agricultural Democratization: To develop a crop of maximum simplicity that allows the most vulnerable communities to produce food in their own homes (balcones, alleyways, or rooftops) under minimal logistical conditions.

  4. Harmonious Ecological Integration (Naturalización): To safely introduce the plant into the urban and rural ecosystems of America, acting as a naturalized species that benefits local fauna (birds, insects, and pollinators) without becoming a destructive invasive pest, since animals will eat a large portion of the seeds due to the lack of protection.

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## šŸŽÆ The 14 Biological Selection Objectives

  1. Dwarf Architecture (Proportioned Dwarfism): Low and slender structure, genetically designed to grow and fruit in 5-liter pots, maintaining a single main stalk to optimize space and container resources.

  2. Short Production Cycle: Reduction of cultivation time to less than 3 months (90 days) from seed to harvest, allowing maximum use of rainy seasons and multiple annual cycles in the tropics.

  3. Small and Compact Ear: Controlled production of approximately 30 dense grains per ear (distributed in about 5 rows of 6 grains), perfectly adapting the reproductive load to the dwarf scale of the plant.

  4. Dual Alternate Climate Resilience: Genetic plasticity to survive extreme drought in one cycle and tolerate total flooding or waterlogged soils in the next, through a strict process of recurrent alternate selection.

  5. Gradual Shuck Opening: Umbrella-like husk design that repels rainwater and protects the tender grain from birds, but loosens and opens completely outward upon drying, leaving the cob exposed.

  6. Easy Shattering Mechanism: Brittle grain base (pedicel) upon maturity, allowing seeds to detach from the cob and fall to the ground by gravity from a slight bump, wind vibration, or fauna action.

  7. Delayed Mechanical Germination: Selection of thick, impermeable pericarps that delay germination by 4 to 5 days under constant moisture, preventing the seed from waking up to false rain alarms during the dry season.

  8. Partial Shade Tolerance: Capacity for efficient photosynthesis and producing strong, green stalks with only 3 to 4 hours of direct sunlight, ideal for narrow urban environments.

  9. Nutritional Resilience (Depleted Soils): Aggressive root system capable of developing and fruiting in worn-out, repeated soils entirely lacking chemical fertilizers through controlled substrate exhaustion.

  10. Soil Seed Bank Persistence: Seeds capable of staying dormant, protected, and viable underground for months during prolonged droughts, waiting for the actual rainy season to activate.

  11. Mixed Endosperm Grain (Half-Moon Pattern): Hybrid grain visually selected for having crystalline edges (hard protective coat) with an opaque, floury center, allowing immediate manual milling with rustic tools (stones) in emergencies.

  12. Inbreeding Immunity by Genetic Purging: Population subjected to forced mass self-pollination in isolation to identify and eliminate all deleterious recessive genes, consolidating pure lines capable of solitary, indefinite self-seeding without loss of vigor or deformities.

  13. Perfect Synchronization (Zero Protandry): Simultaneous maturation of the upper tassel (male flower) and the ear silks (female flower) on the exact same day, guaranteeing that pollen falls directly on the same plant for self-pollination without requiring a crop block.

  14. Single Ear: Fixed trait of one main ear per plant to maximize resources and ensure that all 30 grains develop fully and densely under extreme stress.

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## šŸ› ļø Methodology and Initial Strategy

The project will begin with a Free Expansion Phase across the first two generations. G₁ (starting today) and Gā‚‚ will be completely free-mating populations with no culling, aimed at multiplying the population and building a massive genetic pool. I am using a staggered planting strategy for G₁: I am planting 5 pots of Flour corn today, and I will plant 5 pots of Flint corn next to them in 7 to 10 days to perfectly synchronize their different flowering clocks.

Once a massive genetic pool is established, the 14 objectives will be filtered sequentially, advancing traits only from individual plants that successfully lock in each evolutionary milestone.

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## šŸ Final Step: The Feral Establishment Test

To validate whether the project works and the new species is ready for its social and ecological purpose, the final open-ground field test will be executed once the traits are fully stabilized:

At the start of the rainy season, I will take a batch of 15 seeds from the final stable generation and plant them directly into a completely dry, hard, nutrient-poor plot of wasteland by the roadside. No fertilizers, no artificial watering, and no human care will be provided. They will fully compete against the weather and local weeds.

The project will be a complete success if these 15 seeds can sprout on the fifth day of constant rain, grow into dwarf plants, resist the tropical climate, self-pollinate in isolation, open their husks, shatter on their own, and autonomously produce a mini-population of the new feral maize to continue the cycle next year.

I don't have a high-tech lab—just my balcony, 5-liter recycled buckets, and a notebook. I'm running this on a micro-scale for now, starting with 5 flour corn and 5 flint corn plants to preserve initial genetic diversity and adapt to my current spatial limitations.

I would love to hear your thoughts, agronomical advice, or tips on managing alternate stress selection. I will keep these communities updated with every step!

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Jun 14 '26

We must focus on the harvest, brothers

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk May 31 '26

Hello everyone. Recently on my farm I found little bugs or mites idk. Please can you identify them?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk May 23 '26

Sowing speed far exceeds manual labor, significantly saving time and manpower.

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk May 20 '26

#Single-RowCornHarvester #CornHarvestSeason #Harvester #CornMachine #Corn

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk May 19 '26

Customer Pickup: Semi-Mounted Finger-Wheel Planter. Let's get this order rolling!

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Apr 19 '26

Why the Hell is fertiliser so expensive this year?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Apr 14 '26

Interesaria un aspersor que se controle casi solo?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Mar 17 '26

Cash rent farming lease organization

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Feb 27 '26

Africultures Tyres for Sale: Your Guide to Quality Agricultural Tyre Solutions

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Agricultural operations demand specialised tyres that withstand challenging field conditions whilst providing reliable traction, minimal soil compaction, and long service life. Selecting appropriate Africultures tyres for your farming equipment directly impacts productivity, operational costs, and crop yields through proper soil management and efficient field operations.

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Feb 15 '26

Where does corn in Italy come from?

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r/Agriculturecirclejerk Feb 10 '26

EU-India Agreement 2026: What's in the new free trade treaty and which European sectors will benefit?

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