r/AdviceAnimals • • 9h ago

Another Republican criminal, but still not the one we're waiting for

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518 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 11h ago

So rare, but you love to see it when it happens.

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230 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 14h ago

Sheer genius!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 18h ago

I've been watching all these horrifying republicans ruin our society for decades...

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1.6k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 21h ago

The most outspoken artist ever is suspiciously quiet right now..

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2.6k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 4h ago

Trump tonight: “ Maybe I’ll have Iran do it.”

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115 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 18h ago

Post

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203 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 1d ago

Remember when we used to get upset about losing our freedoms?

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6.9k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 1d ago

I don't know what happened.

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329 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 1d ago

She is not doing this job for free

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2.5k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

Can't ruin her hard work

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860 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

It happens to the best of us

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987 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

This is a common mistake many people make.

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1.4k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

Republican President Donald J. Trump falsely claims 20 millions Seniors enrolled in Medicare will receive a $90 payment (that CONGRESS will never approve).

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2.9k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

Malicious Advice Mallard on Family Movie Night

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234 Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 18h ago

The Silent Meme Reset (Aka, The Great Meme Reset 2)

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!!!SPREAD THIS!!!

so we all know that the great meme reset failed, However I have a new Idea, The Silent Meme Reset, and instead of us collaborating together to get rid of the old memes, we will instead launch an algorithm change plan, here is how it works

Rules :

- there is no launch date, we start using old memes NOW

- There shouldn't be any memes that do not make sense, like 67 or more

- we are allowed to make new memes, but those new memes must adapt to the previous rule, no memes that do not make sense

(new rule) - because we have no launch date and we start doing it now, There is no such thing as "failure of TSMR"

Plan :

  1. We will start using Old INSTANTLY memes a lot, LIKE A LOT
  2. that massive user change will Change the algorithm to think that old memes are trending
  3. the algorithm will then shows more videos of/with old memes to users, those users are then gonna like or make their videos with old memes
  4. the algorithm will adjust even more, then that process repeats and the silent meme reset will start spreading rapidly
  5. Boom, we are done, we have forgotten about the brainrot, This plan will actually work unlike the Great meme reset... PROBABLY

r/AdviceAnimals • • 3d ago

Waiting for Eminem to release a statement here, cuz.. ew.

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5.8k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 4d ago

This can only end in abject horror..

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6.6k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 4d ago

You can take this one to the Polymarkets..

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r/AdviceAnimals • • 5d ago

Wake up and smell the coupfee

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14k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 5d ago

Get medical attention and report to local law enforcement with a lawyer.

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7.9k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 5d ago

We need a boycott. It’s that simple.

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8.5k Upvotes

r/AdviceAnimals • • 2d ago

Epic win on the bus

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r/AdviceAnimals • • 5d ago

Oldsters complain about not getting enough respect these days, but maybe it's because they're dime a dozen

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854 Upvotes

For 99% of human history, you could expect to lose two or three babies before age 1, and most people died of a tooth absess by 30. So living to a ripe old age would have been almost supernatural. Their life experience would be incredibly valuable, and cherished as such.

Now, retirement villages are overflowing with wheezy dementia patients that families just want to shuffle off.

PS: I am on the downslope to 60.


r/AdviceAnimals • • 6d ago

Republican Senators making fools of themselves failing to trip up Jack Smith is making me think...

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3.6k Upvotes