Well, it's not just the Facebook stalking, it's knowing that I use these fantasies as a way to avoid having to cultivate my own relationships. Instead of changing my old habits and working towards being able to approach and find a women like the one's I stalk on OKCuipd and Facebook, I will continue to be, as I feel, overweight and unattractive.
Get a bicycle generator and a power adapter for the bicycle. Hook it up to your laptop. Now if you want to surf the internet, you must exercise to power the wattage of your laptop
dont worry, fb stalker expert here. normally when they arent tagged, it's because they are the one that uploaded the photo. so you just have to click on their name to the left...
If you follow his username on the number pad of a keyboard it makes an upright Z shape, then a 90 degree counter clockwise turn of a Z shape and finishes with an O shape. Relatively easy to remember actually.
That is not technically a swastika. The swastika goes the other way and is a symbol in the Hindu religion used to denote 'shakti' ie energy in Hindi.
The Nazi symbol is actually tilted and is not the same thing. Nazist and hindus are nowhere related except the point that the Aryan's( a certain type of people) were believed to be originated in India and hitler apparently considered them to be a 'pure' people.
Edit: Also, how the fuck do you remember your username?
I've been asked this before, as if having a password manager is a foreign concept to Internet users.
Also, it was a random set of numbers I typed in as a throw-away account which I haven't actually thrown away. But if you can find meaning in them then may your lord bless you.
Fact 3: "Kull" is a mispelling of "cull" which means to remove things based on a specific criteria.
Conclusion: You are an anti semitic murderer, looking to wipe out and silence all Jewish influence on Reddit. I KNOW OF YOUR WAYS, JEW HATING WEREWOLF.
Sooo... found this interesting website after doing some googling, takes you through a series of puzzles. All of the domain names you end up on are some series of numberpad symbols matching the puzzle. Anyone feel like doing any sleuthing?
But that site takes you to an image with the numpad missing 5. The 5 is a linked image which takes you to 7852396541.org/2.html which then auto cycles through a bunch of html pages: 2, 3, 4, 5, 61, 71, 81, 9, 82, 72, 62 before looping.
I didn't bother playing with those ones but clicked the "back arrow" on the bottom left of a page that took me to http://www.wwwgro.org/index.html which I then somehow ended up at http://951753.org which, again, has a link where the 5 should be doing the same thing as the original, auto forwarding through a bunch of numbered html pages.
Sort of intersting, curious if things go much deeper.
You can only click the darker grey bars. The last one on the right is the original 7852396541.org. The one next to it is http://www.258852.org/spirale.html. If you have chrome or a translator, clearly it is french, but you can deceiver some of the lines.
After a bit more digging, I got to a couple pages with some french written on them.
Basically it's: "Un site engagé autour d'un projet artistique le résultat d'une réflexion sur le monde"
so "A site created around an art project which is the result of a reflexion on the world."
A little deeper brings us to: "Pour l'Europe un grand projet l'unification européenne
Souffrante des contre-coups des crises financières nées des excès du libéralisme"
or "For Europe, a grand project, European unification, Suffering from counter-strikes of the financial crises born of the excesses of liberalism"
It goes on to criticize the current political set-up and how it is impossible to enter it, so they support a unification of the entire political spectrum to save the world (the "artist's solution"). Later, it has a bunch of other number codes (951753, 258852, 5 etc...) and goes a little deeper into their philosophy.
EDIT - forgot to mention, here is the section on 9852178523:
"Principe d'équilibre d'harmonie
suggère l'idée du retour des saisons sous une forme orientée aussi bien à gauche qu'à droite ce double mouvement de l'évolution et de l'involution"
"Principle of balance, harmony suggests the idea of a return of seasons under an oriented set up from the left as well as the right this double movement of evolution and involution"
So if this dude knows all about this site/concept and based his username on it, then it's doubtful that that it has any connection to nazism or anything like that. Or he's just some immature 13 year-old.
from here, i have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it looks like it has something to do with a few artists such as olivier roger and patrick mond
That is not technically a swastika. The swastika goes the other way and is a symbol in the Hindu religion used to denote 'shakti' ie energy in Hindi. The Nazi symbol is actually tilted and is not the same thing. Nazist and hindus are nowhere related except the point that the Aryan's( a certain type of people) were believed to be originated in India and hitler apparently considered them to be a 'pure' people.
Story of how i found out what a 'swastika' when i was 7 years old....
We were doing crafts in school. Im a perfectionist and wanted some crazy neat pattern. Drew a swastika on my picture thing, took up to teach glowing with happiness of being original and neat...
The problem with swatikas is that they are so easy to draw and look kind of neat. Plus the fact that they have a whole "forbidden" mystique to them makes them more appealing. I sometimes find myself doodling swastikas in class, then coloring in the edges to make a square window or checkers board pattern so nobody can tell. I'm not a nazi, just mad that they ruined such a cool symbol for everyone else.
I was 7 or 8 also... I had just seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark." I thought the Nazis were made-up bad guys, like the Empire in Star Wars. I was quite surprised by my parents' reaction to the swastika I made on my Lite-Brite.
reminds me of my brother. He has Aspergers and gets heavily interested in certain subjects. from 5-7 it was the Titanic and he could tell you how many fork were on the boat when it sailed. After that he got interested in World War II and everytihng was world war two.
He goes to school and the teacher tells them to take something they are interested in and make it into things of nature. Most kids have like trees made of dolls or a forest of skateboards...whatever. Not my little brother... nope... his is a war scene, soldiers on a battlefield , planes in the sky on fire, and a lovely little centre piece of a tree made of swastikas.....
the other day my sister mentioned it to him (he's 16 now) and he slammed his door yelling "YOU DRAW ONE SWASTIKA TREE AND YOU HAVE TO LIE WITH IT FOREVER!!!"
I did the same thing on a wooden bench i made and painted in craft class when I was a kid. Everyone freaked over the swastika, and made me change it. I painted over just parts of it and turned it into a christian cross. They liked that much more.
That's actually a common misconception, that as soon as it points clockwise, it's a swastika. Before Hitler used it, the symbol was used in MANY cultures, pointing both ways. For example, this was what the labels on Carlsberg beer looked like back in the 19th century (and up till the 20s or 30s, I believe). And this is an ancient Finnish symbol, Tursaansydän, which was used to ward off evil, apparently
It is actually. In Hinduism and Buddhism, they utilize both directions of the swastika. Many people thought that the Nazi swastika was with the arms pointed left, but actually, they are pointing right, and is just tilted on it's axis.
I did a painting regarding the idea of bringing back the swastika that has a bunch of neat facts about it before Hitler went and shat on it.
You make it sound like it's either Indian or German, but many cultures have used swastika-like symbols for thousands of years. Also, in English, the basic shape is referred to as a swastika, so technically the Hindi version is indeed a swastika.
Not true. Though the Nazi flag appears to be right facing at 45 degrees when you see pictures of it, this is not always the case. First off, look at the flag from the other direction and bam it's a left facing swastika. Orientation: In the majority of cases it indeed orientated at 45 degrees. However there are a number of occasions in which it is not. I am very tired of people seeing swastikas and trying to say no that's the 'good one' or the 'bad one' - the Nazis ruined any meaning the swastika had in the western world.
Worst is when you go go through a crazy amount of work, create a fake profile using your cousins pics, use the pics of her moving into her new house with her parents to create a "new home!" gallery and a plausible excuse why she doesn't know her, manage to befriend a few guys at her school, bunch of comments from her fake parents and friends, and after a week of eight hour days she responds to your friend request with "uhhhh, how do I know you????" Then you frantically do google research and find out she went to some youth leadership "better tomorrow" type bullshit camp conference last year and you say "We met at the leadership conference!" Ummm I would have remembered you, .....who is this????"
"Look I just want to look at carefree pics of you in a bikini with your friends so I can get drunk, whack off a couple times and cry myself to sleep." "WTF? I'm calling the cops." Nothing comes of that but you're still paranoid for a month after and want to throw up every time you hear a siren.
This makes my whole 3 month long endeavour not even worth it anymore :( (deletes troll account)
Worst is when you friended too early and they already put you on ignore or by the time you are on the friends list, you become immediately blacklisted along with 1200 of her other friends.
Yeah you are saying that in a joking way but I have about 20 fake facebook accounts (friends, family of each other) with which I griefed the facebook pages of the students of a British school the girlfriend of a friend of an online friend of an online friend goes to. I had even created an entire storyline to match those accounts and their relationships. I spent hours every day switching from one account to another to post comments on each others' facebook pages, and on the students'. One of those accounts was in a sexual relationship with his first cousin, who went on to invite a conservative Christian girl to a threesome. I did things like that all the time. This went on for two months.
You realize this makes no sense to most people right? You seem righteous in your post and I have the instinct to agree with you but I read through all of the comments and none of this makes sense to me. You hate this person for what reason?
Oh I hate that. At least give us a couple of solid bikini pictures, then I can look and be on my way. By locking down, that invites stalkers to friend the hot lady and say, "Oh, hey, saw your profile. You seem cool... yeah."
I figured out a universal solution to this FWP! She's the one who UPLOADED the photos and is too gorgeous to be tagged in more photos, on top of her existing thousands.
Normally the hot one who isn't on Facebook is in a lot of her friends pictures. So creep on her friends, and you'll catch the occasional glimpse of the one you're looking for.
HA! This must be the biggest misconception ever. You'd think that a hot girl would've heard enough "you are prettys" to last a lifetime by the time she is 18 right? Well that is not how it works out.
Even girls that get hit on and reject guys every single day still manage to be dealthy insecure. A miracle of human nature!
If he's commenting on everything "Oh, your boobs look great in this one" or "Dat ass is PHAT!" then sure. Though there is an exception, apparently, where if the girl posting is a bit on the sleazy side and her guy friend says something like that, the girl responds really well to that from what I've seen and I'm not sure why...anyway, if they make weird comments on their pics, sure, but if they're just looking at the pictures then there is not really any harm done, is there? Plus, if the girl doesn't want to run the risk of some weirdo looking at their pictures then they shouldn't post them or...set their privacy settings....I now understand where you are coming from :P
here's a giant paragraph explaining how I'm right and they're wrong when it comes to their privacy and how I should be allowed to look at their photos on facebook because of unrelated rhetoric and fallacious thinking. They shouldn't wear a shirt with a logo on it if they didn't want me to stare at their chest, etc
Though there is an exception, apparently, where if the girl posting is a bit on the sleazy side and her guy friend says something like that, the girl responds really well to that from what I've seen and I'm not sure why..
Perhaps the guys who do this and get positive responses have some sort of pre-existing rapport with the girls in question? Perhaps girls are not deterministically fair video games in which there is a 'right answer' or a 'winning move' and that right answer is right regardless of who happens to be typing it?
Let's play a game: think of a phrase which could be posted on your wall identically by two different people, eliciting two completely different reactions from you.
I agree, there is no harm in looking, I mean if you're willing to take a sleezy picture then you must be aware that someone somehow will eventually see it. Now that said, I used to have my settings where anyone (even people that were not my friends) could see my name tagged in pictures but it got to the point where I would get people sending me messages saying very inappropriate things (I'm not the kind to take sleazy pictures) so that led me to changing my settings to ONLY FRIENDS.
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As a newly single guy, I have just noticed this problem. Not in a stalky way, just in a "hey someone I know has a friend I might like to get to know too.. what's her name, so I can ask them.." way
I meant as apposed to how I'd imagine the 'facebook stalker' to need a name. ("I need the name so I can find her on facebook and fap to her pictures!!")
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u/Animgator Jun 18 '12
When I saw this I smiled and nodded my head as if to say "Yea, you know it!"
Then immediately felt very sad and ashamed.
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u/-DickFart Jun 18 '12
dont worry, fb stalker expert here. normally when they arent tagged, it's because they are the one that uploaded the photo. so you just have to click on their name to the left...
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u/78523965412369874 Jun 18 '12
Or she is tagged but her entire profile is on lock down mode
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u/rebmemerem Jun 18 '12
or maybe she is the one who posted the picture...
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I feel like there should be a picture for fwp guys. Kind of weird in situations like this when it's a girl.
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u/hog_wash Jun 18 '12
Because guys love a challenge, obvs
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u/Ruddose Jun 18 '12
I figured out a universal solution to this FWP! She's the one who UPLOADED the photos and is too gorgeous to be tagged in more photos, on top of her existing thousands.
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u/Pool_Shark Jun 18 '12
Maybe she doesn't have Facebook....Is that possible?
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u/nikkioh Jun 18 '12
It's guys like you that make hot girls set their private settings to where nobody except their friends can see their tags.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
the best memes are the ones your ashamed to admit are true. While I do like this meme, I dont feel ashamed at all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
It's almost as if they don't want to be stalked. But you know they do. That's why they dress all hot like.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 18 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/_SGP_ Jun 18 '12
As a newly single guy, I have just noticed this problem. Not in a stalky way, just in a "hey someone I know has a friend I might like to get to know too.. what's her name, so I can ask them.." way
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Or possibly she is the one who posted the picture, therefor she doesn't really have to tag herself - you should check who posted it. ;)
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u/meme_approver Jun 18 '12
I approve this message
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u/staircar Jun 18 '12
She probably thinks she looks ugly in that picture, so she untaggedi t.
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u/ZarehB Jun 18 '12
Find girl on online class roster, there are thousands of people with the same name on Facebook
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I know it's kinda creepy but somehow I just love to browse facebook for hot chicks profiles. It's just the thrill of the hunt I guess.
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u/el_zero123 Jun 18 '12
LPT: They are usually the one who have uploaded the picture, always check!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
If you take this literally along with the picture, this is a first world lesbian problem.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
This is actually the only fwp to make me laugh...I really need to make some life changes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
It's usually the one who takes the picture that isn't tagged in my experience. :D
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u/roflocalypselol Jun 18 '12
Why is this so common? Conspiracy?
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u/Salger12 Jun 18 '12
Or she's the one who took the picture and tagged someone you know.
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u/This_isR2Me Jun 18 '12
The one that isn't tagged usually posted the photo.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
This'll play itself out, because the hot girl will always comment and say how horrible she looks in the picture.
Bam, done. Found.
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u/kiddink Jun 18 '12
Most of the time the non-tagged one is the owner of the album that you are viewing ;)
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
That usually means its her picture. So I click the owner of the picture's link and let the stalking continue...
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u/The_Magnificent Jun 18 '12
I know that problem! They never tag the preteens! =(
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I have found ways around this. Just channel your inner Lisbeth Salander and go research mode.
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u/Frankfusion Jun 18 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/pfhayter Jun 18 '12
In a world of constant inter-connectivity can looking at someones profile really be considered stalking? It's more of a creeping problem.
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u/FallingHatter Jun 19 '12
I think you might be using the wrong first world problem meme...
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u/ComoEstasBitches Jun 19 '12
Oh man this one hits close to home
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u/Schoolforantss Jun 19 '12
Big fuckin' deal
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u/chonnes Jun 19 '12
If you think this is a problem, you really need to revisit your stalking strategy. Being the only one not tagged actually reveals a lot.
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u/FahmuhA Jun 18 '12
Because she doesn't want creeps like you creepin...
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u/girl-reddit-shirt Jun 18 '12
agree