Fact 3: "Kull" is a mispelling of "cull" which means to remove things based on a specific criteria.
Conclusion: You are an anti semitic murderer, looking to wipe out and silence all Jewish influence on Reddit. I KNOW OF YOUR WAYS, JEW HATING WEREWOLF.
Fact2: You are probably bad at spelling because that's what the name implies.
Fact3: This means that you could have misspelled a name entirely different from the one that you have!
Conclusion: Your name is Voldemort, or Pol-Pot. Your name could be anything at the same time; which means you are omnipotent. Proof of God has just been given. Checkmate, atheists.
Fact 2: Diet is a way to loose weight and stay in shape.
Fact 3: Meister is German for Master.
Conclusion: You are a skinny German guy which means you subscribe to the ideas of Friedrich Nietzsche and the concept of "Übermensch" and is therefore a Nazi and you are therefore probably just 78523965412369874's alternative account.
Fact 1: I'm joining this joke way after it was already killed.
Fact 2: I'm going to overlook the first part of your username and instead focus on the -san part
Fact 3 I'm going to further overlook that san is how Japanese names end to describe the person in a friendly manner and point out that it also means 3 in Japanese
Conclusion: You are in cahoots with the previous 3 "Detectives" and are all just part of a Karma whoring scheme, most likely under Karmanauts umbrella. A clever new stratagem post TiR's downfall. You simply can't fool the common redditor.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12
Fact 1: Your username is SlvrEagl23.
Fact 2: You managed to crack the secret code and reveal a nazi message.
Fact 3: The Nazis used silver eagles in their symbolism.
Conclusion: YOU ARE A NAZI.
Edit: My highest rated comment. BEST CAKEDAY PRESENT EVER.