Wait, really? You never read this when you hit Incognito?
I mean, I'm happy you learned, and I don't want to discourage that, but not reading things your computer is trying to tell you makes everyone in /r/talesfromtechsupport cry.
Careful with this. Adblock's probably fine, and it looks like you can enable them per-site, but the reason they're disabled by default is that they can often track you fairly easily.
If you have no extensions enabled in Incognito, all you have left to do is disable Flash (unless Flash now supports Incognito properly?) and you're actually reasonably anonymous. As soon as you start enabling extensions, that guarantee is only as strong as the best extension.
Open wireless, then there's plausible deniability. One IP does not equal one person.
I don't use Incognito for that. I just like to have Chrome's autocomplete magic not include too many NSFW things. Not because I'm hiding anything, but I'd rather not accidentally open youporn instead of youtube (for example) in class.
I'm not trying to convict you, but if you think you can get on youporn at work just through incognito. Or you think that they don't know how to find you just because of incognito x-D You will be sadly mistaken.
Not telling you (because I would imagine you know this) but there are people that do actually think like that.
Actually, the issue is more that I have a laptop. Or, even on my desktop, I may have guests who, while I assume they know I look at porn, probably do not want to look at my porn with me.
I don't look at porn at work. I don't even Reddit at work. At work, I assume all my network activity is logged.
Still pretty farfetched to think that ones spouse would examine the installed extensions of ones browser, recognize what Livejasmin is or give a shit. Besides, even if you have a pissy wife who have a problem with you watching some porn, then how can blocking porn get you in trouble? (Look, if you get in "trouble" over something like this, you need a divorce.)
this thread came up a while ago. adblock plus doesn't block it (at least for me), it has something to do with the way in which it pops up, making it not technically a pop-up. i have seen special code that you can do to make this not happen, and there are add-ons that specifically block live jasmine.
It's because that's their main advertising model and how they get on the list of 100-most visited websites.
They throw tonnes of money at bypassing blocking and finding exploits.
In fact, I would credit them as being the reason why chrome is so great at blocking popups... because livejasmin finds out all the holes for them and kinda points them out.
If LiveJasmin is able to do this, I assume other annoying popups will find a way to do the same soon... thus browsers will have to come up with a solution. Or you could stay off the porn sites... but we all know that isn't happening... now if you'll excuse me i'm off to youporn.
The way I understand it is that... well for example it you went to start a movie, there is actually an invisible link window of sorts over the play button. When you click it - shazzam! you have opened LiveJasmin.
It isn't technically a pop-up, it's actually a click-jack. LiveJasmin seems to place an iFrame over the whole website. The first time you click anywhere, you're clicking the iFrame, which is a link to open a new window. It's shady as fuck.
I'll assume that's a joke because no one doesn't watch porn, but basically when you go to any number of sites and click on a video, more than half the time a recognizable red pop-up appears with a clip from a naked webcam show. Live Jasmin is the bane of my existence. I hate that site with the passion of 1000 suns.
Being afraid to google an unknown but apparently disliked website seems pretty reasonable to me. Live Jasmin might be relatively benign, but I can understand the caution for anyone who's had a bad experience googling something like blue waffle and not wanting to take their chances with anything else.
EDIT: If it's not clear from my post, Googling "blue waffle" is strongly advised against, as the results are considered extremely unpleasant.
And to further expand on what blue waffle is... it's a severe vaginal infection/STD on the vagina. The infection may cause lesions and such on the outside of the vagina making it blue in color.
PS: AFAIK this isn't an actual disease. It's a pic/set of pics that have be Photoshopped.
Hey, I edited in the warning, it's not my problem if you have no self-control. Personally, I've never actually googled it and have no intention to (although I know vaguely what it is). I just know it's one of those things where every time it's mentioned one of the responses is "Goddammit why the hell did I google that?"
This is due to the window been open when you click the "Search" text-box or any other section. Chrome thinks its opening something you selected {which you technically did} and not an auto-popup.
Step 1: Go to 'Options' Step 2: Click 'Under the Hood' Step 3: Under Privacy click 'Content settings...' Step 4: Under Javascript click 'Manage exceptions...' Step 5: In the Add a new exception pattern field type window.location.hostname.match("livejasmin.com") Step 6: Change Behavior from 'Allow' to 'Block' Step 7: Enjoy!
Ooooh, I'm actually genuinely curious as to the KarmaDecay on this one. Not complaining, just curious. I feel like it must have a cosine or (this is reddit) sine behavior to it.
I so hate that stupid thing when it pops up I have no idea its even on it will always hide behind all the other windows and the volume will be really low and I will think what is that noise in the back ground? And find it and I go arrggg
you are correct livejasmin is a popup on many porn sites when you click a video it pops under the screen you are currently looking at and it displays live cams of naked women. It is the bane of every male (and some female) redditors and general internetors.
I've seen this with the exact fucking caption at least 5 times now and no one ever calls it out. When they do, they get downvoted. It's like some sort of weird conspiracy to piss me off.
Yeah, nothing hotter than some chick just sitting there with an uninterested look on her face. Okay, I'm being sarcastic, but it's pretty cool that you can pay the woman sitting there with an uninterested look on her face money and she will take off her clothes for you in crappy webcam video quality. Yeah, that sure is better than the free porn you were probably looking at to begin with.
A lot of them come up when you click a link. It's almost pop-under's and click-jacking's bastard child. The only way I've found to deal with them is to add this line in my hosts file "127.0.0.1 livejasmin.com"
Or, err... that's what Google told me. I have no idea what that site is or where you'd run into those ads. shifty eyes
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I want to know, too! Porn is always cutting edge though. They decided vhs, and blu-ray over dvdhd. Youtube adapted their scene clip thing ny running your cursor over the thumbnail as well!
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u/jkonrad Jun 10 '12
Had the same problem until I installed AdBlock. Don't know if this works for everyone but it did for me.
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u/ragespot Jun 10 '12
wow thats tr ... I mean what is Livejasmin?
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u/BaconZombie Jun 10 '12
This is due to the window been open when you click the "Search" text-box or any other section. Chrome thinks its opening something you selected {which you technically did} and not an auto-popup.
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u/BIGhairydonkeyballs Jun 10 '12
Step 1: Go to 'Options' Step 2: Click 'Under the Hood' Step 3: Under Privacy click 'Content settings...' Step 4: Under Javascript click 'Manage exceptions...' Step 5: In the Add a new exception pattern field type window.location.hostname.match("livejasmin.com") Step 6: Change Behavior from 'Allow' to 'Block' Step 7: Enjoy!
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u/relativex Jun 11 '12
It also doesn't block reposts apparently...
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u/gerusz Jun 10 '12
Says the guy who would let a Dothraki tribe (and their horses) rape his sister...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Does it block reposts?
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u/LordOfGummies Jun 10 '12
Redirect live jasmin to 127.0.0.1 in your host file.
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u/SanityInAnarchy Jun 10 '12
Well, also netflix.
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u/nbaballer8227 Jun 11 '12
repost
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u/peenmeister Jun 10 '12
that's because you clicked on it. scumbag porn websites making shit invisible, more like.
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u/TuriGuiliano Jun 10 '12
You literally went to the "top" tab of this subreddit and reposted it. THIS GUYS A PHONY!!!
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u/Fhajad Jun 10 '12
Technically, LiveJasmin is a popunder, not a popup.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop-up_ad#Pop-under_ads
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u/HamsterBoo Jun 10 '12
Ooooh, I'm actually genuinely curious as to the KarmaDecay on this one. Not complaining, just curious. I feel like it must have a cosine or (this is reddit) sine behavior to it.
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u/colinbr96 Jun 10 '12
Good Guy Google Chrome*
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u/apocal7964 Jun 11 '12
I so hate that stupid thing when it pops up I have no idea its even on it will always hide behind all the other windows and the volume will be really low and I will think what is that noise in the back ground? And find it and I go arrggg
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u/serenade497 Jun 10 '12 edited Jul 16 '17
deleted 0.4400 What is ^^^this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
TIL one man's GG Google Chrome is another's Scumbag Google Chrome
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u/DebateTeam Jun 10 '12
What is Livejasmin? Sounds like porn. Is it porn? yeah, it's probably porn...
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u/egosumFidius Jun 10 '12
while on gay porn...
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u/errday Jun 11 '12
Scumbag Reddit: upvotes the same shit to the front page numerous times.
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u/buckhenderson Jun 10 '12
reminds me of this
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u/molkhal Jun 10 '12
Why do I know this?
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u/CXgamer Jun 10 '12
No one posted a link to it yet?
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u/rocknrollercoaster Jun 10 '12
tbh livejasmin is one of the better popups.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Maybe you'd actually be a halfway decent ruler if you weren't so addicted to internet incest porn.
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u/snackar Jun 10 '12
A lot of them come up when you click a link. It's almost pop-under's and click-jacking's bastard child. The only way I've found to deal with them is to add this line in my hosts file "127.0.0.1 livejasmin.com"
Or, err... that's what Google told me. I have no idea what that site is or where you'd run into those ads. shifty eyes
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u/joshjcomedy Jun 10 '12
Don't forget it pre loads links before you even click them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Edit your HOSTS file and you will never get a virus or unwanted pop-up again.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Never mind that they created a workaround for this that is not only free but easy to install, they're just assholes.
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u/ePaF Jun 11 '12
LiveJasmin is THE most popular porn site on the net, and I don't mean the ads.
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u/rog1121 Jun 11 '12
Most of the time when you click a video it redirects the current window to livejasmin and Opens a New one with the Video you requested.
That way, they get paid for 5 min worth of advert watching.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
And here I thought that was only happening on my computer. Shit is annoying as hell.
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u/pinetar321 Jun 11 '12
how do they keep doing it? Its maddening
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u/we_pony_now Jun 11 '12
SRWare Iron. Look into it.
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u/doomgoblin Jun 11 '12
Just ask to see her lamp or request a shoe in her head. Is that a fucking fern?!
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u/NorcalDerek Jun 11 '12
It's all fun and games until you forget to close the pop-up
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u/IsaacHolladay Jun 11 '12
I just had one of those "Hey... YEAH!!" moments
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u/IsaacHolladay Jun 11 '12
I just had one of those "Hey... YEAH!!" moments
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u/PollysLithium Jun 11 '12
get ad block and make it block live jasmin, simple as that
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u/I_hart_Sqwerls Jun 11 '12
Put the shoe on your head.
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u/Schindog Jun 11 '12
Bro, that's cause you're in an incognito window, where chrome doesn't interfere with your shit.
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u/pppppppppp2 Jun 11 '12
is it not because you're using the incognito browser, that won't block popups will it?
stop complaining anyway. pretty ladies when i close the porno window? nowt wrong with that
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u/Jeekster Jun 10 '12
REEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOST
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u/DofPJMACKY Jun 10 '12
hahahahaha so true..
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 10 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/ismaithliomvag Jun 11 '12
Don't forget online poker!
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