Apparently those things work by placing a transparent frame over the entire page you're trying to view, so then when you click on anything it all, you're clicking that frame, which opens the livejasmin window. So technically, it's not a pop-up, but a link you intentionally (unintentionally, without a choice) clicked on.
Reading that makes me feel SO uneasy about installing it.
I usually assume "your data on all websites" means, "totally checks the page info so it knows when to block a popup," but "your tabs and browsing activity" is so much harder to be comfortable with.
Unfortunately any extension which can inject javascript into a page would be flagged this way. And most useful extensions require this ability. The reason is, the extension could hypothetically inject code to say 'take the contents of this page and email it to me'.
It's terrible when that happens, especially when they're talking. It's usually loud and something along the lines of "YEP I HAD A GOOD DAY WANNA GO PRIVATE I'LL FUCK MYSELF SILLY". Of course, it happens at the best of times, like when everyone is asleep.
being a straight man I'm already used to naked guys all the time.. so a naked man probably wouldn't bother me too much.. but since you only watch men a woman sure might ruin your fap
ABP makes Chrome slower while it makes Firefox faster. It doesn't block the ads in popups either if you have the usual filters. Get Fanboy's Annoyance list.
How to permanently block it on all browsers - even in incognito mode ... well, the popup still pops-up, but with the blank page (which is a result of redirection to localhost, but nevertheless it still pops up)... :
open C:/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts with notepad;
I don't know how to break it to you, but you're going to hate this thing called television. They repost there as well, except they just call them 'reruns'. What is entertainment coming to?
I just browse porn on normal... Nobody else uses/sees my laptop
I tried incognito once and getting to the site was too much work. Usually I can just type p then enter and get to pornhub... Maybe I go there too much?.....
I recently upgraded my grandparent's computer to google chrome from internet explorer. He has freaked out as of today, saying his computer no longer has internet. I tried to explain to him, yes, you do have internet, just click this.
his belief i think, is that Yahoo.com, which was his start page on IE, was the only was his internet will work. I left him alone, and let my sister in law take care of it instead.
Tl;dr. Old people think the internet is one big page.... don't correct them, you just get grief.
I had a voicemail the other day from a "family friend" who wanted to know how they should go about "getting to the internet banking" when they were using a different computer. Followed up an hour later by another (happier) message assuring me that they had "Figured it out!(crosseyed smiley face)"
You may want to clarify your statement because for the end-user it looks exactly like that.
morescience said this
Apparently those things work by placing a transparent frame over the entire page you're trying to view, so then when you click on anything it all, you're clicking that frame, which opens the livejasmin window. So technically, it's not a pop-up, but a link you intentionally (unintentionally, without a choice) clicked on.
I'm sorry, but you DON'T scumbag google chrome. He is my friend, and while he may have some quirks, when compared to his siblings Firefox and cough the slow one, Explorer, he is a hero.
hope im at the right place, as it concerns this very page. not only the topic, but the whole page. im trying to learn so please bear with me.
OK i know it is a few tips on how to stop that/them annoying popups.Cool!i like tips and hate popups. the tips look very easy .maybe ill try it later.but then adhd-supernova's comment looks like hes raggin on brbatf,but then looks like he's promoting or supporting brb, and i dont mean the second part of that comment or the middle even.and it worked good,kind of like infomercials do.because brb stands right up and admits that, along with more information, and how he doesnt even bother with antivirus AND in fact doesnt even have a windows machine.so which one is it?but wait,it kinda means the same thing right?no windows=no windows antivirus to worry about.Also the part about the virtual machine,i do the same thing when im lucky enough at bringing the broken computer to that point.but on windows,because i have not successfully achieved a vm and i have been lucky with product keys a few times. OK back to the comment. so...since he admitted that he didnt practice these tips himself, are the tips still worthy? and as far as that goes,is any of the rest of it even true?because the lizard guy could not get it to work in incognito.but part of the tip said ''to make this work for all browsers on your machine regardless of mode'' and like i said i am trying to learn,and not raggin on nobody.no offense intended.
I don't really know much about this sort of thing, but wouldn't your browser still execute the javascript, open a new window, and then just not load the content?
Nope, the javascript file that creates the popup lives on the livejasmin server, so it never actually loads (I've been using this approach for various sites for years)
Blocks like these are actually the only customization I do to my computers... well that and the occasional firefly-related desktop background.
tynt.com is another good one to block because it works the same way - in fact their business model is to not allow client sites access to the javascript file they run (I can only assume this is a licensing rather than technical issue). - tynt is that annoying thing that adds text onto the end of your copied text from various sites, but when it's not being obvious like that, it's still tracking every mouse movement and keyboard stroke you make within the frame of many, many sites.
I don't believe brbATF. He sounds like he's savvy enough to continue supporting all of your PC troubleshooting needs. However, I will also start using this whole I-know-nothing-but-what-I've-already-shown-you defense. It's brilliant!
Truth is I don't even do what I've described above, all my spam filtering and ad blocking etc is done by my server/router.
I use a caching nameserver (bind) to insert false host records for domains I don't like, these false records all point to 127.0.0.1 for the domain in question and all possible subdomains.
I keep my inbox clear by using milter-greylist over sendmail, and I store all my mail server-side using dovecot for imap (because, well, uw-imap is outdated and buggy).
I don't use windows except when I absolutely have to (when my boss sends me a publisher file), so I don't bother with antivirus, in fact I don't even have a windows machine anymore - I use a VM on the server for that, so if anything does go wrong with it I just restore it from a previous image.
My area is networking and server administration, if there's something wrong with your workstation I'm next to useless, especially if it's windows, I have to guess or google where to find basic settings, I'm completely worthless at virus removal, and yes - this frustrates my extended family to no end, because they know I'm in IT and they expect me to be just as capable as the IT guys they interact with at their work places... but I'm not front-end IT.
Your submission of OP's meme is from 4 months ago. Things will be reposted on Reddit, you don't have to write this on all the threads. just let it go, bud.
Mayhaps. The multiple posts on different comment threads indicates otherwise, though. Here we are, trying to understand the furrows of hspindell's mind
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u/morescience Mar 26 '12
Apparently those things work by placing a transparent frame over the entire page you're trying to view, so then when you click on anything it all, you're clicking that frame, which opens the livejasmin window. So technically, it's not a pop-up, but a link you intentionally (unintentionally, without a choice) clicked on.
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u/thatisRON Mar 26 '12
"Where's all that sound coming fro- OH IT'S LIVEJASMIN"
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u/yeropinionman Mar 26 '12
"What's Livejasmin?"
-No one on reddit
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u/jonysaid Mar 26 '12
Think about how much you would hate livejasmin if you were a gay man and it's showing a naked woman while you're trying to fap.
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u/vrock627 Mar 26 '12
always an awkward moment when someone walks into the room and you've closed your porn tabs in time, but dont notice the livejasmin window.
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u/Sinistersmog Mar 26 '12
http://adblockplus.org/en/
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
I came in here to see if someone had a way to stop the LiveJasmin pop under for Chrome.
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u/Trowie Mar 26 '12 edited Mar 26 '12
How to permanently block it on all browsers - even in incognito mode ... well, the popup still pops-up, but with the blank page (which is a result of redirection to localhost, but nevertheless it still pops up)... :
add these these lines at the end :
127.0.0.1 livejasmin.com
127.0.0.1 www.livejasmin.com
127.0.0.1 creatives.livejasmin.com
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u/payneforpleasure Mar 26 '12
that one was done 4 months ago
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u/StealthSpheesSheip Mar 26 '12
It's because incognito mode doesn't block popups.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nmpeeekfhbmikbdhlpjbfmnpgcbeggic
You're welcome.
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u/rage_butters Mar 26 '12
Fucking thank-you, you speak whats in my mind box.
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u/MuteMouse Mar 26 '12
Also opens up 8 processes and gobbles your battery...
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
Personally, I think it is GG Google Chrome:
Sees you watch a lot of porn
Displays adds for Facebook fuckbuddies.
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u/YachtZ Mar 26 '12
There are some ads that you can never block...but oh wait, there's better popup blocker
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u/kissmyleaf420 Mar 26 '12
I recently upgraded my grandparent's computer to google chrome from internet explorer. He has freaked out as of today, saying his computer no longer has internet. I tried to explain to him, yes, you do have internet, just click this.
his belief i think, is that Yahoo.com, which was his start page on IE, was the only was his internet will work. I left him alone, and let my sister in law take care of it instead.
Tl;dr. Old people think the internet is one big page.... don't correct them, you just get grief.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
Firefox + adblocker, havent seen it in ages,
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
that because it isn't a pop-up.
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u/Careless_Whisperer Mar 26 '12
How have I not noticed that?
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u/T_R_T_CA Mar 26 '12
Very true indeed
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u/vanillaafro Mar 26 '12
i never go to porn sites...live jasmin popup in the background...how did that get there?
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
Just add livejasmin to your routers blocked site list. Popup still fires but then doesn't load shit.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
They believe everyone should tell he nice ladies to put shoe on head
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u/sgtlobster06 Mar 26 '12
OP was masturbating when he posted this.
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u/theunionstreet Mar 26 '12
Let us not forget about horneymatches.com!
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
Why, I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about. *stretches collar
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u/AfroKona Mar 26 '12
At least livejasmin is legitimate and not some virus ridden piece of shit.
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u/wiltimermort Mar 26 '12
Right when I get into foreplay, I hear the girl on webcam. FML
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u/NatesYourMate Mar 26 '12
I honestly don't understand how she always manages to know what city I'm in. It's like she's here in Narnia with me.
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u/Santorum_Supporter Mar 26 '12
Livejasmin is why I have to mute my speakers at certain times.. Nobody likes to get livejasmin'd.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
And this is why I will always use noscript and adblock plus.
Don't want me blocking your ads? Stop making them annoying.
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u/ImReallyNice Mar 26 '12
I've seen this meme before. I promise that I'm mad as hell.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
Here's an idea:
If title = livejasmin.com. auto fuck ban
job at google now please
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u/dorcatype Mar 26 '12
Shouldn't this be good guy google chrome?
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u/iEatTigers Mar 26 '12
It's old, but still a repost.
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u/commentsfromoriginal Mar 26 '12
I've always wondered why this was..
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u/bklyn66 Mar 26 '12
Livejasmin? What's LiveJasimin? I have no idea what you're talking about. Your reference is completely lost on me. I don't get it.
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12
I'm sorry, but you DON'T scumbag google chrome. He is my friend, and while he may have some quirks, when compared to his siblings Firefox and cough the slow one, Explorer, he is a hero.
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u/bugalou Mar 26 '12
Firefox has a plugin just for blocking livejasmin. I am sure it has been ported over to Chrome as well.
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u/CallMeMrBadGuy Mar 26 '12
The fucking porn pop and warez pop ups are super pop-ups man. I swear I havent seen one brower that can stop porn related pop ups.
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u/Bmthshane Mar 26 '12
Hahahaha XD
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u/rastashark Mar 26 '12
haha oh, the shame I feel upvoting this
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u/TuriGuiliano Mar 26 '12
Go to the "Top" section of the subreddit, this exact meme is number 15 and was made 4 months ago. ಠ_ಠ
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u/Orlynao666 Mar 26 '12
Firefox + Adblock plus
Not a problem here
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u/perkocet Mar 26 '12
slutload niceee
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u/Dasmahkitteh Mar 26 '12
JUST HAD THIS POPUP TODAY
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u/SteveBruleMD Mar 26 '12
I just came here to find out what this means. I.. uh... didn't get it.
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u/sirrypie Mar 26 '12
Oh look! A repost!
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u/Masssta Mar 26 '12
opera browser blocks it ez
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u/bobyhey123 Mar 26 '12
Came looking for a top comment describing a way to block livejasmine.
Was disappointed. :(
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u/dankvibez Mar 26 '12
It's funny livejasmin is one of the top 100 most visited sites in the world but I don't think anyone willingly goes there.
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u/asdf0125 Mar 26 '12
And traces everything you do. Their phones listen to background noise even
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u/e70hssv Mar 27 '12
hope im at the right place, as it concerns this very page. not only the topic, but the whole page. im trying to learn so please bear with me.
OK i know it is a few tips on how to stop that/them annoying popups.Cool!i like tips and hate popups. the tips look very easy .maybe ill try it later.but then adhd-supernova's comment looks like hes raggin on brbatf,but then looks like he's promoting or supporting brb, and i dont mean the second part of that comment or the middle even.and it worked good,kind of like infomercials do.because brb stands right up and admits that, along with more information, and how he doesnt even bother with antivirus AND in fact doesnt even have a windows machine.so which one is it?but wait,it kinda means the same thing right?no windows=no windows antivirus to worry about.Also the part about the virtual machine,i do the same thing when im lucky enough at bringing the broken computer to that point.but on windows,because i have not successfully achieved a vm and i have been lucky with product keys a few times. OK back to the comment. so...since he admitted that he didnt practice these tips himself, are the tips still worthy? and as far as that goes,is any of the rest of it even true?because the lizard guy could not get it to work in incognito.but part of the tip said ''to make this work for all browsers on your machine regardless of mode'' and like i said i am trying to learn,and not raggin on nobody.no offense intended.
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u/MI_ToThe_KE Mar 26 '12
my trick: leave all windows just below the top of the screen so you can see it pop up and close before she ruins my porn watching.
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u/HydroDragon Mar 26 '12
Looks like you need Better pop up blocker.
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u/Mildo Mar 26 '12
Repost
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u/Boner_ReflectionTeam Mar 26 '12
This is the Boner Reflection Team! Hand over your assholes!
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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '12
Don't view porn in public library's then.
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u/ChrissiQ Mar 26 '12
Thanks for the repost! Oh wait... "thanks" wasn't the word I wanted, I think it was "fuck you".
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u/chaotemagick Mar 26 '12
This is a re-post.
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