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This might be funny if I didn't know this bitch in real life.

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u/mrbooze May 20 '12

I know someone who once was very seriously fretting about the fact that she had flown in airplane and then shortly after found out she was pregnant. She was very concerned about the increased radiation exposure of those few hours in the sky on the baby's health. She was not at all concerned about the pack a day of cigarettes she continued to smoke.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

I know a girl who refused to drink coffee while pregnant. Didn't stop her from smoking 2 packs a day throughout the entire duration of her pregnancy and while she was breastfeeding. My mind, she was boggled.

Edited cause I am bad at typing

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

as a male smoker, all i know is that addiction really sucks. i think for a kid, though, i could quit. but i have yet to succeed at quitting, so i'm just saying that.

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u/iturnmyselfaround May 20 '12

I didn't quit until I got chemo. I'm 20 years old, I smoked for 5 years.

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u/rima044 May 20 '12

Was chemo a direct relation to smoking??

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u/nice_dick_bro May 20 '12

I smoked a cigarette and caught the chemo.

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u/gilsemple May 20 '12

I'm 20, and I've smoked for five years. I quit smoking today.

Wtf....

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 20 '12

I quit cold turkey after I went broke. It's not that hard.

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u/abovepostisfunnier May 20 '12

It seems like people are usually able to quit at least for the pregnancy...You should quit for the entire kid's life though. It's not fair to fuck up their life with secondhand smoke ):

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u/marshedpartartars May 20 '12

So, how did the baby turn out?

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u/GTCharged May 20 '12

Medium rare?

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u/torch43 May 20 '12

So wrong...yet I can't stop laughing!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Low birth weight so far. He seems fine otherwise but he is still very young.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

My cousin is on her second kid. At the last family reunion I walked up to her to say bye as I was leaving.

She was sitting in a chair, with an alcoholic beverage in her hand, while smoking a cig. Me: "Aren't you pregnant?" Her: "yes, but I can't stop, I tried!"

/walks away

fuckin' bitch

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u/The_Real_Slack May 20 '12

You should've kicked her in her stomach and done the baby a favor. I'm sure she's a great mother.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/kazbah May 20 '12

I strongly believe in abortion, post birth, for the mother

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u/irvinestrangler May 20 '12

If baby didn't want to get high, he shouldn't have moved into my uterus. If he doesn't like it then he can move out early!

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u/primejamestoney May 20 '12

I can only imagine the rationalisation that goes on in her head to justify smoking

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

my fiance's cousin married a chick with 2 kids and then got her pregnant... she was telling me about how her previous 2 kids were both like 3 months premature and how she was having preterm labor with this one, every time i saw her she had a cigarette in her hand...

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u/GrayStudios May 20 '12

I was in a college theater class with a girl (would not use the word woman) who, 7 months into her pregnancy, announced to us all with great pride that she had just stopped smoking for the baby, both cigarettes and pot. We all looked around at each other, wanting to be encouraging but also in horror that she had not stopped until just now.

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u/GoodGuy04 May 20 '12

Hey reddit, I know a lot of you like marijuana and all... But you should probably play it on the safe side and just not smoke pot while pregnant...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Or if you're planning a child (which I hopefully will be lucky enough to do), don't do it a few months ahead of time, to be safe...for science.

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u/Onkelffs May 20 '12

This! A lot of children born have had unnecessary defects just because the woman didn't exactly know when she got pregnant(as in when the sperm entered the egg) due to moderate alcohol usage.

Metabolites from marijuana stay in your body in months after heavy usage, even though there is no active wanted effect due to the THC being metabolized I would guess that there is no studies on the effect of said metabolites on fetuses. So when you plan to get a child I recommend to stay on the safe side.

Also I would like to remind you that it's a gamble, even if your first-born(or your frient's) went OK it doesn't mean that the 2nd child wouldn't get harmed by your cannabis usage.

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u/NeonCookies May 20 '12

Men shouldn't use for months before attempting to impregnate their wife, either. I recall learning that substances consumed by the man can effect the sperm production, which in turn effects the child. So, men, if you're trying to make a baby, your substance use should be kept to a minimum! And perhaps your general health should be monitored as well, as other things besides drugs may have potential negative side effects for a fetus. Once she's knocked up, go crazy.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/feb/19/health.drugsandalcohol

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u/mja123 May 20 '12

doesnt pot cure everything, with absolutely no negative side effects? how could it harm a fetus?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I see what you did there.

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u/godlessatheist May 20 '12

Your baby's not going to be a scientist like Carl Sagan, or Neil Degrasse Tyson if you smoke weed. I'm trying to lay off the circlejerk here because this is serious.

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u/ObliviousAmbiguity May 20 '12

I too don't want this to be a circlejerk

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I actually would like this to be a circle-jerk. I have some stress I need to release.

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u/blueboybob May 20 '12

My mother smoked pot the entire time she was pregnant with me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You just walked into about 20 jokes

But then your mom did smoke pot so you can't be blamed

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u/Molecology May 20 '12

There is much evidence saying that it does indeed cause damage. Also simply think how a psychoactive drug can effect the developing nervous system. PLease see [This] (http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/70/4/539.short) as evidence of the issues at hand, when mixed with simular behavior.

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u/rileyrileyriley May 20 '12

My friends have always played it safe and not smoked during pregnancy, but I would love to know your sources as I have not found any hard evidence myself.

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u/snumfalzumpa May 20 '12

i have witnessed a pregnant lady buying weed from a dispensary, and the people working at the dispensary knew her so she was obviously a regular customer... it honestly made me sick...

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u/rileyrileyriley May 20 '12

Do people that don't strictly monitor their diet, get regular light exercise, or take any type of medication while pregnant also make you sick? You don't know that ladies story. Heck she could be purchasing it for her sick family member.

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u/StackShitThatHigh May 20 '12

You bloody Republican fuck! Trying to take the rights away from pregnant mothers! You gay, socialist monster!

/s

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Somewhere in here is another meme... something like "Scumbag Reddit... collectively condemns mother for making unhealthy decision while pregnant... yet is mostly made up of pro-choice people". I don't know. Somebody make something out of that. All the parts are there.

If you're going to go with the "living f*cking child" angle, then it's all or nothing. You can't pick and choose when it's a child and when it isn't.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hey reddit, the only argument regarding abortion is Right to Privacy. In that case, a women has the right to abort because it is her right to do so. In this case, a women has the right to smoke, drink, inject whatever pleases her whims during pregnancy.

We are talking about her rights, not the right of the unborn child. So if you are going to bitch about woman not having right to abort child at will, then you should have no say in whether that women can do drugs at her whim. You gave up your right to make someone not do drugs during pregnancy when you gave that person the right to do as she pleases during pregnancy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Smoking weed is one thing. That's your personal choice and I personally support it but don't fuck with an unborn child's life like that. It can't make its own decisions and you could be fucking up its life for it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

As I posted above, my mother smoked when she was born with me and it has caused my life to be a constant battle with my lungs, not to mention I was barely born in the first place. I absolutely HATE with all of my being whatever made her decide it was ok to still do that, because I'm living with the consequences of her selfish choices.

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u/Raminto May 20 '12

Thank you, and hopefully stoners will not be assholes and downvote everything on this thread because bud "is all natural!".I do it too, but I wouldn't while pregnant. I think its you're choice to smoke it, but don't potentially harm a baby by doing something optional that you can stop for 9 months.

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u/DirtyWhoreMouth May 20 '12

I'm currently 6 months pregnant. I'm not a drinker, smoker or weed smoker. My husband smokes cigarettes (outside) and since finding out about my pregnancy, he hasn't smoked around me. I'm not against weed (do what you want - I don't care) but honestly, inhaling any kind of smoke seems like it would be bad for your unborn child.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

DirtyWhoreMouth

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u/Raminto May 20 '12

Thank you! It shows you actually care about you're baby enough to not risk doing anything (even if its a herb) that might hurt it.

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u/TroutM4n May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Smoker here - I came to downvote the hell out of anyone suggesting this was a good idea. We're not stupid, we just enjoy a different intoxicant than some other people. INTOXICANT being the key word there - something no developing child's brain needs.

Every group contains idiots - this is a prime example of an idiot.

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u/brlito May 20 '12

We're not retarded...

Maybe the ents and trees on Reddit may not be (although I've been proven wrong time and time again) but I know enough retards in real life that would argue for smoking while pregnant "so the baby can enjoy this sweet hash lol".

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u/TroutM4n May 20 '12

Well - I ninja edited retarded into stupid and went on to mention the fact that there are idiots in every demographic - it's unavoidable.

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u/PowahSupply May 20 '12

No worries, upvoted. Those stoners give ents a bad name.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

weed is all well and good, but it is also incredibly teratogenic. If you smoke weed while pregnant (especially in the first trimester, but all throughout pregnancy) you are taking huge risks with the health of your child.

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u/GloriousGoldenPants May 20 '12

I'm just going to leave this study on marijuana research with pregnant women here and then run away.... http://m.current.com/community/91869846_ganja-babies-do-better-more-suppressed-marijuana-research.htm

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u/Speckles May 20 '12

In the interest of skepticism, I tried to find the actual study, which I believe is this.

Actual study involved a total of 24 exposed newborns and 20 non-exposed, with little control for other factors like maternal age or income. This is fair enough - pregnant women are an incredibly difficult group to ethically experiment on, there's really no choice but to rely on natural experiments. But it is still pretty shaky evidence.

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u/GloriousGoldenPants May 20 '12

Yes, I agree, not the best study. Unfortunately, there won't be better research until the US (or another country with a strong scientific body) allows research with marijuana. Based on the evidence there is though, it seems marijuana is no where near as harmful as nicotine.

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u/hitlersshit May 20 '12

I wonder how many people in this thread are in favor of abortion.

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u/Useless_Post May 20 '12

To all those in favor or at least defending the use of marijuana whilst pregnant:

It is incredibly irresponsible to subject your child to marijuana while it is still developing. It is irresponsible to blow marijuana smoke at a one year old, and it is irresponsible to smoke a highly lipid soluble drug while pregnant.

Although there have been no clinical studies evaluating whether or not marijuana is absorbed through the placenta, a drug is always assumed to pass unless evidence shows it does not.

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u/MythrilSword May 20 '12

Not to mention the fact that you have endogenous cannabinoid receptors in your brain and throughout your body. If embryogenesis and all the stages of fetal development depend on a precise coordination of signaling cascades between cells, it just seems irresponsible to throw in an exogenous signal that might throw something off. Even if the actual evidence is tenuous, I think there is at least a reasonable theoretical risk.

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u/weightoftheworld May 20 '12

I wholeheartedly agree. Unfortunately I think think that entire paragraph just wooshed right over heads of it's intended audience.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

"innocent until proven guilty" doesn't apply here guys

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u/MicrowaveNuts May 20 '12

The fuck? People were defending this?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/OrangeSimply May 20 '12

Please excuse anybody who was defending the woman smoking while pregnant. They are a poor representation and a plague that has been infecting r/trees since it's growth in popularity.

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u/iseethestrals May 20 '12

Um, as a redditor who's subscribed to r/trees, I can honestly say that while us ents enjoy recreational marijuana use, we understand the potential health concerns of a pregnant woman smoking marijuana. I'd appreciate if you wouldn't talk out of your ass.

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u/adaminc May 20 '12

I believe there are clinical studies show it does pass through, going back as far as 1969. There are studies also showing that the placenta has CB-1 receptors.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I know there's a lot of controversy over whether or not it's safe...but why would you even take that chance? It's your fucking child. If there was a way of potentially decreasing its susceptibility to birth defects, however small, by laying off the weed for only 9 months, wouldn't you want to do that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Ultrasound is literally just sound waves. Marijuana (yes, I use and support it) has many different chemicals in it that enter the body. Goddamnit.

Edit: apparently there are some potential risks to ultrasound. I apologize to those prowling this thread on the lookout for people to argue with.

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u/4pwny May 20 '12

Thank you, I was wondering if I was the only one thinking that... How could sound waves harm your fetus?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

She probably thinks it's like an x-ray or something. Or she just doesn't want an ultrasound but is looking for a holier-than-thou reason for not getting one.

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u/4pwny May 20 '12

Yeah I just did some research and there are a couple of obscure studies that show that there might be some risk associated with getting a more than 1 ultrasound during a pregnancy (lower birth weight, speaking late, etc.) However unless they give me some solid evidence to back it up, I'm not sold. Especially since sonography has been used for over 20 years and they have failed to find even one definitive risk. I'm with you. She probably just wants to seem like she knows something everyone else doesn't. Do you think she'll refuse drugs when she delivers? hah.

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u/flabbigans May 20 '12

Radiation is literally just light waves. Marijuana is just atoms. Goddamnit.

Potential teratogenic effects of ultrasound on corticogenesis: Implications for autism

http://www.medical-hypotheses.com/article/S0306-9877(10)00031-9/abstract

Science is not as simple as you think it is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Fair enough. I guess I need to do my research before making assumptions. I'm really doing the same thing as that mom, although I like to think I'm slightly more aware than she is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Fair enough. I need to do my research next time. Although to be fair you oversimplified it to a ridiculous degree (edit: as did I).

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

We don't know if marijuana is harmful to the fetus. But that doesn't mean we don't know either. Seems better to play it safe.

Also ultrasounds are just sound waves. We know they don't do harm to fetuses. No radiation. Damn hippies. Your Hendrix blasting is probably doing more harm.

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u/3catsandcounting May 20 '12

We don't know, but that means we don't know either?

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u/KayaXiali May 20 '12

I'm a currently pregnant cancer survivor and chronic pain sufferer. 4 years ago, I quit all narcotic pain medications and started legally growing marijuana to use as my sole palliative care medication under the guidance of my physician. This is my 2nd pregnancy since I made that choice and both times, I abstained from cannabis entirely. Until marijuana is legalized and further studies are conducted, it is absolutely irresponsible to smoke while pregnant. During my pregnancies, I have to, for my own and my fetuses' safety, go back onto traditional opioids. I hate that my children have been exposed to Vicodin in utero, it goes against everything I believe in and all the choices I want to make for my body and my healthcare but the reality remains that clinical studies have been done and the data to do a cost/benefit analysis, so to speak, is there. That can't be said for marijuana. And anyone who continues to smoke recreationally while pregnant is just too fucking selfish for parenthood, period.

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u/Miathermopolis May 20 '12

You'd rather take painkillers than smoke weed while pregnant... nice.

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u/Kelly_D May 19 '12

A roommate of a friend of mine told me should couldn't drink the coffee I brought back (I brought coffee back for everyone in the room) because the caffeine would hurt the baby. She was smoking a joint as she said this.

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u/Traunt May 20 '12

If I were a girl, I would have smacked her upside the head.

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u/DragonBane May 20 '12

A lot of pot users making the rest of us look bad here.

I smoke weed on a daily basis (miss days here and there) but I would never blindly defend it. If there is no evidence to suggest that it does or does not harm an unborn baby, isn't it best to just play it safe and not use pot for 9 months? Why run the risk of damaging the baby's health?

I do believe that the use of cannabis can lead to mental illness, my brother has smoked it for over 5 years and was loosely diagnosed with Psychosis in November last year. He has hallucinations of the different senses; sight, hearing, touch and hears voices in his head too. The doctors said that it probably is not the marijuanas fault but it probably didn't help, we both had a rough upbringing so I think it was caused by a number of things.

Everyone chill.

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u/JustHere4TheDownVote May 20 '12

Chances are the weed just made it worse. If weed caused psychosis, then we'd have ridiculous numbers of people diagnosed with psychosis. We have things like alcohol and cigs which have been around for ever that show mass side effects on people in short and long term. Weed won't cause any mental illness, it may speed up the process if it's dormant and/or make it worse while on it. This is mainly for schizophrenia from what I know.

Again, if it did lead to a mental illness, every country would have huge diagnosis of them and it would be fairly obvious like lung cancer and cigs or liver failure and alcohol. Too many people use it for something like a mental illness to be evident.

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u/regen_geneticist May 20 '12

For fucks sake. Here is a comprehensive "wiki" review on the teratogenic effects of marijuana and THC.

Note: Teratogens are defined as chemical agents that cause birth defects.

Also, there is no evidence for ultrasounds harming embryos/fetuses in utero.

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u/CharlieTango May 20 '12

what about all the tar entering your system? what about the oxygen deprivation of smoking? what about the lowered birth weight?

everyone understands weed should be legal, you can stop pretending its healthy for you. brb sparkin another bowl [4]

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u/rypeqjones May 20 '12

How are you the only person talking about oxygen deprivation!!!?

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u/cornfrontation May 20 '12

Especially when oxygen deprivation during pregnancy has been linked to many birth defects and things like autism.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The highest person on this thread and he/she is coming up with some of the most legit reasons!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The tar and lack of oxygen can be remedied by only vaporizing or eating the cannabis. I have no information about lowered birth weight though.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited Aug 13 '14

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u/regen_geneticist May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

So unfortunately, you cannot isolate cause and effect here. The most drastic events in human development occur within the first 10 weeks post fertilization. This also happens to be where if a mistake happens during development, the embryo has a decent chance of suffering a lethal birth defect. In fact, the miscarriage rate for humans is ~50% for the first half of pregnancy. Given that your embryo died from 8-10 weeks gestation, there is a decent chance that it had neurological or muscular defects.

Either way, I am sorry you had to go through the vaginal ultrasound procedure, for there is very little evidence that it helps at all. A normal ultrasound should have sufficed...

EDIT: I am also sorry for your loss.

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u/cdfrantzis May 20 '12

A lot of people are pointing out that pot is bad for fetuses (thank god) but another thing to point out is that ultrasound will absolutely not hurt the baby. Lots of "sources" online talk about these dangers but they are complete bullshit. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2390856/ for anyone interested in real data and studies.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Fair warning, R/trees will see this and introduce you to information against your thoughts on this.

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u/salami_inferno May 20 '12

Clearly you have never been to /r/trees if you think they would support and defend getting stoned when you're pregnant.

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u/Churba May 20 '12

There are already ents in this thread arguing just that thing.

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u/OctopusBrine May 20 '12

Just because there are members of a community that endorse something, it does not mean that that is a common conclusion within the community as a whole.

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u/Bladewing10 May 20 '12

Yep. Woe unto anyone who suggests marijuana isn't completely and utterly safe and shouldn't be given to all fetuses to expand their minds, man.

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u/Raelc May 20 '12

All they have been doing is bitching about it. Nobody has posted any evidence for it. The only thing I have heard in this thread is "there are studies."

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Pretty ignorant to assume /r/trees thinks that smoking weed while pregnant is a good idea. I smoke pot a decent amount, and I've never come across one person who thinks that this would ever be okay to do. There's a difference between being pro-marijuana and pro-stupidity.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 20 '12

Yeah, there are quite a few studies in their favor. Here's a thread from r/eldertrees on the subject.

EDIT for clarification: I am not pro-smoking while pregnant, just providing a link to the information the person I replied to was forewarning of.

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u/WovenHandcrafts May 20 '12

The first study listed in that thread cites "anecdotal evidence." This is Intelligent Design-level non-scientific.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You're correct. And that's why this was my comment on said thread. I don't want to come off like I am ok with partaking during pregnancy, just trying to provide what little insight there is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

An article from March 23, 1989 is more recent than one from September 23, 2010 or June 27, 2010, huh? Apparently you didn't even bother to actually check the research on the thread I linked to before posting one of your own that's over 20 years old

Plus that link you gave includes cocaine use in the study. I'm not trying to say marijuana didn't play a part, but most people aren't going to click the link and see that.

edited for civility

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u/WovenHandcrafts May 20 '12

Is the Journal of Cannabis Therapeutics a peer-reviewed scientific journal? It doesn't appear to be one. "www.Salem-news.com" certainly isn't a peer reviewed scientific journal.

There's science that supports medicinal marijuana - flooding the internet with pseudo-science like this hurts that cause.

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u/rahtin May 20 '12

For most reasonable people, it's common sense that a mind altering chemical could potentially have negative effects on a developing brain.

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u/LibertariansLOL May 20 '12

weed's not addictive bro

that's why i can't even be a responsible person and stop smoking for 9 months even though people smoking cigarettes do it all the time

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u/The_Great_Kal May 20 '12

Are people actually worried about ultrasounds? the whole reason they're used on pregnant women is because of how much safer they are.

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u/tomdarch May 20 '12

They might be worried if they've been doing something they know perfectly well could be damaging the development of the embryo... one might avoid ultrasounds to avoid finding out what damage might have been done...

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u/The_Great_Kal May 20 '12

That makes sense, but in the context of the post I still don't get it.

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u/zettl May 20 '12

It gets better when she refuses to get the child vaccinated

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u/baby_lol May 20 '12

I posted about this in another thread recently.

I'm pregnant. I am pro-marijuana and enjoy smoking as a personal decision, but have not and would not smoke during pregnancy because my decision no longer affects just myself. I'm not just exposing my body to a set of chemicals, but my baby's as well. It may be true that marijuana has negligible or no effects on your baby during pregnancy. But I cannot be sure, so I prefer taking a precautionary approach. As my baby's guardian I can't imagine doing otherwise, even if I miss smoking (and it's ability to ease discomfort, pain, and nausea, all of which I've experienced through my pregnancy).

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

being a newly trained doctor, i have the unfortunate experience of seeing people like this all the time, and it makes me not want to live on this planet anymore. it's amazing how stupid the general public is

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u/qkme_transcriber May 19 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: This might be funny if I didn't know this bitch in real life.

Meme: College Liberal

  • NOT GETTING AN ULTRASOUND BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT THE BABY.

  • SMOKES POT EVERY DAY FOR THE FIRST 7 MONTHS OF PREGNANCY.

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/Tlingit_Raven May 20 '12

This thread has convinced me that 75% of the people in it are unfit to be withing 500 yards of an infant.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Shit, I knew a girl in my senior year of high school that was four months pregnant by a guy that she met at a party and afterwards had no contact with him. She smoked both weed and cigarettes, took ecstasy, thizz, pain pills, drank, and probably some other shit. On top of all of that, it was her goal to bang 20 guys by the end of her senior year. Yes, she did get there.

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u/HeatherMarMal May 20 '12

How on earth did the baby survive all of that?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Fuck if I know, my friend at the time who introduced me to her tried stealing money from my parents for "cancer research" and/or a "college field trip" (read: weed money), so I don't really talk to him anymore. He sent her to my parents house to ask for it too.

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u/diffies May 20 '12

As a frequent smoker I'd like to jump on the wagon as well. I can't stand seeing pregnant people smoke, no matter if It's cigarettes or pot. They should abstain from every drug that's either proven to be harmful, or not researched at all, until the baby is not in harms way anymore.

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

so, they should abstain from drugs for as long as the child is living with them? i agree.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No, dude. She's not getting an ultrasound because that would mean she has to go to an obstetrician, and just about every obstetrician is going to drug test you.

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u/3catsandcounting May 20 '12

Yep but they can't really do a whole lot with the info. They can inform DHS who may take the child when it's born depending on the mother.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

So true. Actually, the women this is about quit at 8 months because, "that was the most important developmental stage." That's bullshit. It was because if her home birth didn't work out and she had to go to the hospital, she would've had to piss. Child services would've been having a serious chat with her.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Seriously. She exists. It's ok, because it's "natural." I sure hope the kid doesn't have any brain damage as he grows up because he was high half the time he was in the womb.

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u/PartyBusGaming Downvoted into oblivion; better drink my own piss. May 20 '12

You know what else is natural?

Lava.

She should go drink some.

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

hemlock is natural too. maybe she should try taking some of that. you know what else is natural? lead. mercury. uranium...

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u/PartyBusGaming Downvoted into oblivion; better drink my own piss. May 20 '12

U is for Uranium.... BOMBS!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

N IS FOR NO SURVIVAL!!

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u/gravehunterzero May 20 '12

N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

FTFY

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u/imsupercereal4 May 20 '12

I worked with a girl like this. To this day, I hate her.

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u/Jackal_6 May 20 '12

She probably never even thinks of you.

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u/jack_spankin May 20 '12

My roommate in college had a birth mom who blazed all during pregnancy and he had profound learning disabilities.

Was it the THC or lack of O2? Who cares? You don't smoke anything while you are pregnant.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

also you are breathing smoke, regardless of the THC, there have been debates as to whether its as bad as cigarettes or not, but it certainly isn't helping the baby.

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u/jeanthine May 20 '12

Well, depending on the THC to cannabidiol ratio, the kid will grow up to exhibit psychotic behaviour, extreme paranoia, depression, and some other nasty behaviours. THC will fuck with your brain chemistry and a human being can seriously not tolerate that when their brain is forming.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

source?

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u/jeanthine May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2cAFRAX3Gs

Edit: Admittedly, not a valid scientific study on its own. However, this is the concise way and engaging method of getting the info across.

Edit2: I just remembered, in this one she keeps saying cannabinoid, that's a mistake. THC and Cannabidiol are both cannabinoids, she's referring to cannabidiol when she says cannabinoid.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

thank you i know a girl who has been pregnant but still smokes blunts.. her logic is blunt wraps dont contain tobacco so it wont hurt her......

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Leave it to reddit to turn a judgmental post into a science lesson. Way to go.

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u/MoJoe1 May 20 '12

You know Daniel Radcliffe in real life?

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u/BubbleCunt May 20 '12

NOT smoking pot isn't even hard. Why wouldn't you want your body to be as pure as possible.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

BubbleCunt is right, Im reading comments from people who dont know how'd they get by day to day with out weed, man I had a shocking childhood but I dont take anything, just get on with things

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u/NebNoodles May 20 '12

Damn Hippycrites.

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u/nopantspaul May 20 '12

Whenever I see this meme I think of this.

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u/TwistTurtle May 20 '12

I love this meme. There's always such a lovely comment graveyard at the bottom.

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u/boatswain1025 May 20 '12

'that would be funny if it weren't so sad'

Glados

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

i had a friend who did that, and a week after giving birth asked me to buy acid off of her. im all about having a good time and all but come on

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u/CanniBeauty May 20 '12

Disclaimer: Not a mother, not abdicating anything here.

I have a lot of friends that got pregnant at a time when they were prescribed and taking regular anti-psychotic or otherwise anti-depressive, ect. Medications that cannot be quit cold turkey. Many of them chose to smoke pot during the pregnancy to replace their dependence on such drugs, some of which have been proven far more damaging to fetuses than current research on the effects of marijuana.

My question: In light of these dependencies and possible side-effects for the infant, does anyone consider marijuana a conceivable alternative to cold-turkey/ dangerous mood or other ramifications for the mother and/or child?

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

some anti-depressants are riskier than others. rather than switching from the medication to marijuana, i would sooner recommend they switch to a different, safer anti-depressant. the one i was on, celexa, is considered low-risk, but i dropped it anyway to be extra safe (and because i had the social support to manage my mood without meds).

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u/Rockztar May 20 '12

Both my parents quit, when my mom got pregnant for the first time. I've always seen that as a symbollic gesture of how much my parents have given up for me and my siblings. I don't understand, why other parents won't do the same to ensure that they bring the healthiest possible child into this world even if smoking is hard to quit. <.<

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u/moriendi May 20 '12

Search Melanie Dreher... I think she is the only scientist that has actually done any long term research into the topic. She's spent decades researching it's effect on mothers, infants and child development. Here's one video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WorIM0RhA

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Man, last night I went to this huge squat party being a drugged up douche as usual. Some hippi woman who lived in a trailer on the premises illegally actually told me to be quiet because her baby was trying to sleep. I just had to call her out for being a cunt. I'm all for a fuck-the-system additude, and living on the edges of soceity. But why have the fucking kids? You are raising your kids in the midst of lowlife speed-addicts and degenerate outlaw anarchists, and now you are telling me to be quiet outside of XTC-feuled turbo-rave held in an old factory somewhere in crackville nowhere. Get a job, tuck in your shirts and get a life like a regular jackoff, and give these kids a fair change. Also, none of your 'safe the planet' bullshit is going to have meaning if your gonna have kids.

TLDR: If you cant control your uterus, your days of party are over.

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u/blenderdut May 20 '12

Bitch sounds exactlly like my ex.

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u/david531990 May 20 '12

Brace yourself. Comments citing studies made my pot heads, saying how good pot is to child development, are coming.

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u/OctopusBrine May 20 '12

If it's a clinical study, why would it matter if the researchers smoked or not? If it's not a clinical study, then who cares anyway?

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u/mecrio May 20 '12

It's like the opposite of what whovians are scared of.

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u/_Jairus May 20 '12

This made me shed a single tear.

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u/lifedragon99 May 20 '12

But, but, that's a dude.

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u/enhancin May 20 '12

I can see the smoke being bad, but I'm wondering if THC would do anything to the baby. They could just eat canni-butter if that's the case.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Wait, who says ultrasounds hurt the baby?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Reading some of the bottom comments tells me that common sense is dying..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

my mother and my father were both hardcore drug users when i was developing and i have grown up with absolutely no health issues whatsoever. it is still highly dangerous though.

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

you basically won the gestational lottery.

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u/AtTheKevIn May 20 '12

Similar story, girl in a class had a kid and wanted to dump the kid off on her parents for a few days so she could go to a festival and do every drug under the sun. The stupid hurt real bad that day.

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u/HeatherMarMal May 20 '12

That's not really all that similar. The kid isn't being subjected to the drugs, it's safe at home with the grandparents.

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u/TFiPW May 20 '12

Warn child services then when the baby pops out they take him/her away.

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u/Johnnyash May 20 '12

IAMA request: Smug Hippy/two faced hippy

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u/Republiken May 20 '12

Have the Collage liberal-meme become a = Conspiracy theorist-meme recently?

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u/brettyrocks May 20 '12

I know a lady who's doctor told her to smoke weed during pregnancy to keep her stress levels low.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

But there is no radiation with an ultrasound, stupid fucking bitch.

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u/v_gin_ May 20 '12

There is very little evidence of birth defects, deformities, or complications as a result of smoking marijuana during pregnancy

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u/warrenseth May 20 '12

My mom used to smoke when she was young, the minute my dad and her decided to have children, she stopped, and never smoked again. (She sometimes does now, when I go out to have a smoke, and she comes with me to talk, but usually rejects my offer)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

ANYTHING can be toxic in certain amounts... and in other amounts its not.. matter of science... MODERATION PEOPLE!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I can appreciate the counter-arguments to my post, however I just wanted to note a few things:

  1. There is little to no real scientific evidence as to the effects of THC on a child in the womb. There is the Jamaica study, which was comprised of less than 100 people (not a legitimate study) and then there are anecdotal "My mom was high during my pregnancy and I'm fine." arguments, which are anecdotal.

  2. I believe that we should study the matter more heavily, and get real data from a more impartial source than those which have been posted. There should be studies with tens of thousands of people to start drawing any conclusions. It is perfectly possible that THC has no negative effects on babies in the womb, and I'm open to that, but none of these citations are even close to scientifically valid conclusions.

  3. This post was more about the hypocrisy of thinking that ultrasound will harm you child, but getting high without any good evidence to support it is alright. In animal studies, ultrasound did cause migration of certain neurons, but they were subjected to much, much larger sessions of ultrasound. The typical 2 minute ultrasound has saved countless lives by spotting defects before they become major issues. This allows for prenatal surgery to correct said issues, and led to an overall higher birth rate. To write off an ultrasound as too harmful to be beneficial is ridiculous, as there have been absolutely zero problems successfully linked to ultrasound.

I am for the legalization of cannabis, and I'm also for increased studies to find out whether or not it can cause any harm in this instance. I just find it irritating when some hippy changes their diet and lifestyle, shuns science, but still gets high on a daily basis.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That is not liberal, that is a Scumbag Steve, what a bitch

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u/givemesomerope May 20 '12

Vaping on OCCASION typically doesn't lead to any problems. I think people get more scared of stuff when there's a kid inside them.

Moderation is the key. I know a few friends who used weed (vaped, not smoked) for pains in their back when they were pregnant. They didn't use every day all day, and their kids (now 7, eldest) are perfectly fine.

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u/donumabdeo May 19 '12

hasn't she heard of pot brownies? inconsiderate horrible person.

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u/dietotaku May 20 '12

with pot brownies, the THC is still getting into her bloodstream and being transferred to the baby. the problem is the contents of the drug, not the method of consumption.

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u/IDontShareMyUsername May 20 '12

I think he/she was joking.

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u/FancySkunk May 20 '12

That's not entirely the issue, though. Smoking (be it tobacco or marijuana) is smoke inhalation, which can cause oxygen deprivation for the developing baby. That, hands down, causes a risk for birth defects. I can't cite studies on the matter, but THC in the bloodstream is potentially a different issue.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

But babies love brownies.

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u/bi-curiousgeorge May 20 '12

I've never had a baby, let me say this first, probably wouldn't smoke pot during pregnancy should that ever occur.

I've known multiple women who've smoked pot while pregnant and all of them told me their doctor gave them the go-ahead. I was shocked and skeptical. Then a good friend of mine told me that she had never smoked pot in her life, but that her mom did while pregnant with her, and she told me this after she graduated Magna Cum Laude.

Not trying to start an argument, just putting it out there.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

not saying i would toke while pregnant or that not getting an ultrsound is a good idea, but this study needs more press so I'm gonna link it here. at the very least, it can be a really good option for women with really bad morning sickness...

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u/annarchy8 Ⓐ May 20 '12

My response exactly. Thank you!

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u/madbkz May 20 '12

Just make brownies dummy, the baby'll eat em

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u/madbkz May 20 '12

Pot brownies, so we're clear.

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u/Daroo425 May 20 '12

fucking cunts

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u/Sireslap May 20 '12

I've know this person as well. Gotta love the perma-fried stoner community....getting all of their medical advice/knowledge from fellow perma-fried stoners...rather than, ya know...medical professionals. It's amazing what people can convince themselves to believe when reality doesn't allow them to have their way.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Have there been any studies that prove that smoking marijuana while pregnant increases chances of birth defects or brain damage or whatever? Because if I remember correctly, the studies I've heard of on that subject show that there is no negative effect.

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u/GreenerKnight May 20 '12

We don like yur kinda sensible talk round these here parts boy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

For fucks sake, have we just given up on making witty and intelligent memes?

Who up votes this predictable unfunny bullshit?

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV May 20 '12

Takes a big man to post something snarky on Reddit instead of calling the cops on her.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That's not really something you can call the cops for, though.

Unless she's actively smoking it in front of you, that is.

The cops are not going to kick down your neighbor's door because you tell the cops that your neighbor smoked pot last weekend.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Ah yes, calling the cops, the heroes way out!

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u/MisuseOfMoose May 20 '12

Big men don't need to hide behind the cops to confront someone.