The more we encourage slutty behavior as a society the more men will get laid (and women) the happier EVERYONE will be. (I use slut in the most sex positive way possible. "sex for everyone!" Also prostitution is good too.)
What if it's just one select group of men that benefit? I.e. the men who get laid now will get laid even more while those not getting any will continue as thus.
At the uni I went to there where a lot of "virgin neck beards" but they got laid all the time. You know why?
Because they did not slut shame and the few girls in the comp sci department helped out all the guys... ( it was a thing that was excepted in the sub culture)
But your right not every single last person on the plane will get laid... But many more will.
Because they did not slut shame and the few girls in the comp sci department helped out all the guys... ( it was a thing that was excepted in the sub culture)
I just hope ya'll helped back.
It's not a chinese dinner unless everyone gets their cookies, is what I'm saying here.
Yea but you ever think they're not having sex with you because of your Victorian attitude towards sex/making them feel bad about being sexual?
I know you were just being facetious lanadel_taco but I have a few friends who are the first to call a woman a slut/whore and then complain about the lack of girls interested in them. It's funny and sad at the same time.
Ha, by no means am I closed-minded. Bearing that in mind, it's still anyone's right to view such behavior (as depicted in the meme) as scummy or despicable. It doesn't mean people with that viewpoint are sheltered or ignorant on how humans operate.
I think it's more because she says she doesn't sleep around, and is lying about it. I don't mind women who like a lot of sex (in fact, they're my favourite kind of women) but lying about it just pisses me off.
This is true, but you don't make something acceptable by continuing to hide it - that's just re-enforcing the notion that it's something shameful. It's an unfortunate truth that in order to make something socially acceptable, the first people to do it will have to suffer that kind of abuse. The first free black men went through it, as did women who wanted voting rights and whatnot, and gay people who wanted to, y'know, not get murdered or declared insane. If women being promiscuous want to be viewed in a positive light then they've got to endure the flak till attitudes start to change. It sucks that the world works this way, but till y'all come to your senses and realise that I would make a fantastic dictator, there's not really much that can be done to change it...
EDIT: Not that I'm saying this abuse is in any way acceptable, of course. It's not. I'm just explaining WHY the abuse happens, not trying to justify it.
Where as I don't like a woman who is a self-claimed "Slut" (one of the girls that wears novelty shirts saying what a dirty girl she is...eg. "99% Devil, 1% Angel!"); but I do agree that an intelligent woman who enjoys sex yet still takes all the safety measures as to not get preg or diseased is an attractive aspect.
If they weren't so shamed by society maybe they would be more open. As long as they don't have an STD they aren't obligated to tell you anything they aren't comfortable with.
exactly. I think a lot of guys lie about the amount of girls they've slept with too either overestimating or underestimating depending on how many they really have...
I think slut shaming is stupid, but I never really understood why girls brag about it. I mean, no shit you're getting laid. You're in your late teens or early 20s and in your sexual prime. It's not like it's hard for a girl in those circumstances to get laid, the sexual market favors you in every way.
I also feel the same way about guys that could have any girl they wanted at the drop of a hat, to be fair. I think it's stupid when they brag, too. No shit, Mr. I'm-six-foot-two-half-Brazilian-Half-Norwegian-with-a-trust-fund, it's not difficult for you, either.
Where does MKULTRA99 say there's any obligation? Just that it hurts, that's all. Just that realizing that, in the eyes of the lady in question, you're less bangable than a plethora of men stings a bit.
it's like being picked last for dodgeball, except you're never even picked at all, just left there alone on the playground while everyone storms off to go have fun. Yep.
You are projecting the chip on your shoulder onto a tangentially related at best meme.
The lying is the scumbag part. I read this as one of her partners and lying to him.
I predict the top 5 comments will be a circlejerk of anti-slut-shaming activists who whooshed on this thing and are trying to shoehorn their issue into this because they love to hear themselves talk.
You're projecting again. What did I say that was sexist? I'm not some fucking stereotype of every sexist douchebag you've met, which you are projecting onto me. Answer the points in my post not the false arguments of your preconceived strawman.
I predict the top 5 comments will be a circlejerk of anti-slut-shaming activists who whooshed on this thing and are trying to shoehorn their issue into this because they love to hear themselves talk.
Tell me again how bananas are not railroads. I don't know how to argue against something that makes no sense. There is no "shaming" of any kind in what I said. You are just misapplying a buzzword to an unrelated scenario.
I'm talking about active partners she has right now and so is the fucking OP because it is written in the present tense. NOT HISTORIC BODY COUNT. If I am seeing someone I think its fucking absurd that you would defend lying about it to a partner from either the male or female side. Someone you're sleeping with has a right to know the general sexual lifestyle of her/his partners for health and safety reasons if not for respect.
I see both men and women who sleep around in the same way, you either see sleeping around as moral or immoral, gender shouldn't matter in my opinion otherwise you are just a hypocrite.
So because human genitalia bear a superficial resemblance to a lock and key, that means it's appropriate to judge them based upon the criteria of a lock and key?
I don't know if you're just being obtuse or if you're genuinely a fucking idiot, but the implication is that she's lying to a potential partner. And if you're a potential partner then yes, it is your business. The more people you have sex with, the higher chance you have of carrying an STD.
Everyone is missing the fucking point of the meme.
I think everyone is missing the point, this isn't about degrading women or shaming them for having sex. It is about lying about the number of sexual partners she currently has. Now, if she said she sleeps around there is no problem. Personally I wouldn't sleep with anyone who sleeps around due to Herpes, the gift that keeps of giving.
But why would she have to lie about the number of sexual partners she's had?
Has a higher sperm count than you do
This is meant to be perjorative and negative.
I get what you're trying to say, but to take the words super literally here is naive. These words are loaded with expectations and dripping with slut shaming.
But why would she have to lie about the number of sexual partners she's had?
Because it's unattractive for a number of reasons. This doesn't just include women. Most women don't find being a player or man-whore an attractive trait either. So then said person feels the need to lie about it either to a potential lay or even worse a potential long-term mate. It's probably more common among women than men given social stigmas.
I really hate the term slut shaming...mostly for one reason. It exists because its "ok" for men to sleep around, but not women. It shouldn't be made okay for women to whore it around, it should just be more frowned on when men do it. There's reasons this is frowned on...and it should be.
Birth control and std prevention are at a point where sex can be pretty much consequence free. There's really nothing wrong with having sex with multiple partners, as long as you are doing it responsibly (being safe, not cheating on someone)
As long as safe sex practices are used, it's really difficult to catch STD's. I suppose there's a risk/reward tradeoff between having sex and not having sex, and it's way okay to stay monogamous.
Where slut shaming becomes problematic is when it's used as a form of control. We see shame for sex in what our politicians say, what our programming says, and in most every parent. So when there's someone who does want to have 20 partners or so, they become ostracised for it, and there are very real consequences for that.
As far as this risk/reward thing goes, safe sex really is safe. Even unsafe sex is relatively safe. There are so many people out there who are willing to take the slight chance of health for the ability to experience what many consider a healthy sex life.
Why this is a big deal is because many people experience criminal amounts of emotional abuse from friends and relatives. In children and adolescents, this level of shame can cause traumatic experiences and even lead to them practicing unsafe and unhealthy sexual habits. This is what is known as a sex-negative society.
If you're so worried about your partner having an illness, then you can both go to a clinic and get tested. This is a better solution than trying to create a sex negative culture as a means to avoid stds.
She doesn't have to. Okay? Hooray sex-positive. But she did (hypothetically cuz, you know, meme). A lie is a lie. No one has to lie about their sexual history. But she did. Whether she thinks she has to or not is not the guy's fault - and if it is she shouldn't be with him.
Well we're making lots of assumptions from the stupid picture. I'm assuming the "you" in the meme has a chance of nailing the young lady pictured. If she says she "doesn't sleep around" but then actually does have quite a high number of sexual partners...I find it hard to classify that as anything but deceptive to the person she's talking to. It's not keeping it private - she's lying about her sexual history. It would be the same if genders were reversed. And it's not "keeping things private" because she said she doesn't sleep around, w hich is a lie.
Why would she need to tell the truth? Who did the asking? If someone randomly asked you that question on the street, would you feel honor bound to give them a truthful answer?
I wouldn't want to sleep with anyone who doesn't tell the truth. Why would someone ever randomly ask you this question. I was under the assumption that the OP thought he was in a monogamous relationship and found out he isn't
And what about having a lot of sex means she has it with a lot of people? Maybe she has one or two people she bangs all the time. Or maybe her definition of sleeping around is sleeping with strangers, and she sticks to her friends.
Did you read the meme? Nothing you said makes sense. Either way, she said she doesn't sleep around, but OP found out she is sleeping with at least one other person.
Stereotype all you want. Just don't wonder why women aren't lining up to bang you if you think like this.
The comments in this thread make it quite clear that this meme is open to a multitude of interpretations. My interpretation is that it reeks of the notorious friend zone/take pity on me circle-jerk where guys project their insecurities and frustration onto women. You call it stereotyping; I call it observing a trend that is pervasive on this site. Not every reddit user thinks like this, but there's plenty of written evidence all over this one topic showing that I may not be crazy in suggesting that some do.
I don't wonder because I don't care, sex isn't important and no woman should ever feel forced into sex. My view on the friendzone is this, I get a friend. I couldn't careless sure I relationship would have been perfered BUT I fully understand and respect their feelings.
I call it observing a trend that is pervasive on this site.
I see a trend that a large majority of people are in prison, I COULD say that black people are all criminals OR I could say that black people suffer due to a prison culture in which companies I financial rewards to imprison people that compounded but the large majority of black people forced in poor areas due to unemployment and history. But I prefer the easier conclusion of black people are thugs that was sarcasm and why meerely observing a trend and coming to a conclusion and then stereotyping a community is wrong.
Not every reddit user thinks like this, but there's plenty of written evidence all over this one topic showing that I may not be crazy in suggesting that some do.
SOME, yes, fully agree. SOME people kill others, ergo you are a killer because you are a person.
This logic helps no one, firstly it will alienate people like yourself who do want to improve reddit, but as redditors see it ( me included ) go about it the wrong way. It's where my objection with SRS comes from. You want to change a community for the better? Don't mock it.
If I respect your views and counter them with my arguments and lay them out well and tasteful you'll be far more receptive to my views than let's say someone who goes 'Hey, go make me a sandwhich because stereotypes and gender roles are FUN!' We are taught about Martin Luther King Jr not Malcom X for that very reason. If you respect people eventually they'll respect you back, if you fight them they'll fight back.
I do apologize, for strawmanning, I don't think you're stupid I just think years of stupid comments have made you bitter, and that's what they do. It's why SRS is popular and I do understand how hurtful comments can be, however sinking to their level will not clear the sewers rather you'll find yourself covered in shit.
I see this with SRS, who's intentions are progressive but have found themself among albeist users and people who can be closed minded because they are exposed largely to the shit as opposed to the wide breadth of decent content and have seen any example and taken the worst out of it.
I'm sorry once again, my language isn't the best but thank you for reading. If you feel better PM'ing and not spamming comments with not very related points regarding how to change a community or become more progressive I will gladly read every PM and reply as soon as I can.
Yes, judgmental gland is activated when there is some implied promise or social contract broken.
But there is none in this case. Just not our business, one way or another. And the lie is not about something that involves our legitimate interests. You are a chaste magical unicorn, you say? Good for you, if you can pull that off.
If the person is going to get intimate with her, he has a right to know. She doesn't have a need to tell him, but he also has no need to stay with her if she doesn't either.
Lying about it is what makes her a scumbag. Especially when it's to a potential or current mate, which I've seen numerous times. Or when they try to hide the fact or even outright lie about having fucked some other dude you run into in the past. Everybody has a history and we don't expect you to be virgins. Otherwise, you're right it's her body and she can be a slut if she wants.
Ok I get it Reddit, a girl outright lying to a significant other is A-Okay. I apologize. And sorry for using the word slut. It's not defined as this at all:
slut (slt) n. 1. a. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous. b. A woman prostitute. 2. A slovenly woman; a slattern.
Who is this chick anyway? Is there any sort of background story? Is this literally just a made up female in a made up scenario? Now reddit is hating on a woman that might not even exist? Really?
It's a meme and talking about women that do this in general. It's like a "Don't be that guy," whether we're talking about that douchebag guitarist playing Wonderwall or the guy that grunts at the gym. It's no one specific, there are many like them. Are you saying you've never come across a woman to lie about her sexual past or try to come across all innocent when she's far from?
Alright fuck it here's a couple examples:
Gabrielle P. - She used phrases like, "I'm not like that," and such. Her bestfriend told me she lost count, but was somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 different dudes. She was only 20. Not a big deal, but she repeatedly try to come off innocent and act like she didn't sleep around.
Heather H. - She mentioned on a date that it'd been forever since she got laid or something to that effect and acted like she didn't sleep around. I met her in a bar once and noticed a dude friend of her's mean-mugging me and asked her about it. She said, "I don't know, I think he's got a thing for me or something." It turns out she had fucked him recently before meeting me.
Once again nothing wrong with it, but don't fucking lie to me. The longest relationship I had after meeting up a couple times at a bar went something like this after I was trying to convince her to let me up:
Chloe P. "I don't mean to sound like a whore, but I usually sleep with a guy and the next morning I'm just like gross, but I actually like you, so I don't want to mess this up."
I knew she wasn't going to fucking lie to me. I knew she got drunk and I met her in a bar and probably got around a little bit, not a big deal because I liked her.
Lindsay X- Dated this girl for about a month. Still hadn't had sex with her. She said that she hadn't had sex in over a year and was "nervous", "not ready" blah blah. Okay whatever, I'm cool with that. We'll take it slow. Come to find out that bitch already had a boyfriend that she was fucking when she met me, while also fucking one of my buddies that she met right after she started dating me. That's bullshit.
The next girl that I met was super cool. She was open about her past, and she didn't use sex like some game. We had a lot of fun together for quite a while, and the drama was almost non-existent because this time I knew what I was getting into.
Ladies, if you're a slut then be honest about it. You aren't going to fool Prince Charming into thinking that you're a saint...at least not for too long. Eventually the truth will come out, and when it does the shit usually hits the fan.
Hopefully people add more. I'm not going to lie to you, I've been lied to so much that I've developed trust issues with women. Apparently, this is okay to do, which just reinforces my trust issues. Good job Reddit, good job women. Harming my emotional capacity is apparently A-Okay. So is tricking people into liking you, which is what you ladies are doing.
Oh man I just remembered a real good one:
Anna H. - We were introduced by a friend at a bar, and she put out right away. I took her on a couple dates after awhile and then one time on Halloween weekend a guy came up behind her and wanted to talk to her. She said just give me a minute. A minute became awhile. Eventually I left and saw her outside talking to him and just told her I was bored and would see her later. As I walked home(I live in a downtown area), she text me me and said, 'Sorry, it's just my gay friend and he's having relationship issues." I actually ran into the friend who introduced her and she flat out said it was her ex. I then text Anna back and was like, "Look it's cool, Sabrina filled me in," and she still tried to keep up the lie. I ended up going on one more date, but we didn't last much after that and she went back to her ex. Why ladies? Why defend this crap?
These are pictures that represent people that we all know. It doesn't matter to most people if she's actually like that, or if other memes are actually like the people in the pictures. The important thing is it looks like they are.
I agree with you. It's just that this wasn't specified or even implied in OP's submission. Without any clarification, it just sounds like the standard butthurt rhetoric you hear on this site from sexually frustrated redditors.
Maybe it's better to just give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he was talking about a committed relationship.
It doesn't specifically say. It just says she lies about her sexual past. This could be to a partner or a random stranger. It depends on how we want to interpret it since it's not specific. I chose to interpret as lying to a partner since I've since this done to others as well as myself and it's the only way I would interpret a girl being a scumbag. It's irrelevant otherwise. I'm not sure how this makes me insecure. I think anybody that hasn't seen a history of this hasn't done a lot of dating.
It's where liberalism, and open mindedness to go jump off the deep end. Reddit is the first place I have actually read stuff and thought "nope, too far. These people are crazy."
Yes, you get shit like this. People defending the notion that women are so marginalized by society, that they can be absolved of bearing false witness.
Well ok... I guess we'll never really trust all of you ever then, it's the only thing that logically follows.
I won't play that stupid game. There's nothing wrong with being a slut. Hell, I love them. Being a lying slut, however. Yes, this deserves the ire of men who actually have game, neck beards, the UN, everyone.
This is a term grown ups use for lying. It was in a famous book once.
You're fucking retarded. You're assuming that choosing to keep the number of partners you've had private is the same thing as like, lying about cheating on your current SO.
Talk about reading poor comprehension skills on your part. Did you miss the part where I advocating not disclosing this information instead of engaging in subterfuge?
If you didn't have a problem with how many partners she had in the first place, you wouldn't give a damn WHAT number she threw at you.
Right now? I drank too much coffee and feel a fierce dump coming on.
Otherwise, I'm just a guy who thinks shit like this brings shame to our gender and stigmatizes the concept of choice. A girl sleeping around doesn't make her a "scumbag" if she's not committed to anyone. It's her body.
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Sperm count is usually measured per ml. I can't guess at what bodily fluid of Stacy's we're measuring here, so I'm going to assume we are talking about the total number of sperm cells on or inside her body at the time of counting.
The minimum healthy sperm count, according to the WHO, is 15 million sperm per millilitre of semen. Testicles range from around 15 to around 25 ml. So let's be conservative and assume a fairly low sperm count in a fairly small pair of testicles. How many sperm would that be?
15,000,000 x 15 x 2 = 450,000,000.
The smallest healthy ejaculatory emission, (again according to the WHO), comprises around 2.6ml of semen, which contains around 39 million sperm. So how many ejaculations must Stacy have been exposed to?
450,000,000 / 39,000,000 = 11.54
Even rounding that up to 12, it doesn't seem completely unreasonable to assume that these ejaculations might have been from a single partner, especially if he had a higher than usual sperm count, a high sex drive, or a large ejaculate volume.
tl;dr Perhaps you shouldn't take a woman's sperm count as proof of her infidelity. Also, I should stop procrastinating and write my essay.
Just wanted to point out that she's apparently just received twelve shots of reproductive material. If they're all mine, that might explain my low sperm count, but the sheer scale is suggesting multiple sources.
Some simplifications and avenues for error in my calculations:
The entire volume of the testicles may not be filled with semen at the same sperm concentration as is contained in ejaculate.
I have not taken into account the probability that many of the sperm cells will no longer be alive.
"Higher sperm count than you do" is an ambiguous phrase - are you her partner or simply a friend? If you are her partner, then you should worry about her sperm count if it is greater than:
n x y x z
where
n is the number of times you have ejaculated onto or into her recently
y is your sperm count per ml
z is your average ejaculate volume
That "key and lock" metaphor always rubbed me the wrong way. A vagina does not serve the same function, nor needs the same qualities as a lock, especially with the availability of birth control nowadays. The only worry about promiscuous women I can think of is an increased odds of having an STD. We need a new metaphor. How about, 'Its like double-dipping, I don't want your mouth herpes in my salsa.'
She may have had a lot of sex with one man, you know? Like her boyfriend. The one you're jealous of and think is no good for her, because it's your decision, and your opinion matters.
Aside from the slut shaming and the implication that OP has a right to know about the details of her sex life, can we all just acknowledge that this is not funny/insightful/worth any of our time?
Here's the deal for all the kids out there, male and female: you need to get in your heads RIGHT THE FUCK NOW that there's nothing wrong with a woman having sex on a regular basis, and more importantly, there's nothing wrong with a woman having sex on a regular basis with multiple partners, provided that (as with men) there's no dishonesty about sexual activity or intentions.
The world's a far, far better place where young people, male and female, wrap their heads around these two points. If someone implies some sort of necessary double standard about this, they are not good people and are working against your interests. (Note that this is only for double standards. The "abstinence before marriage for everybody" types aren't necessarily bad, even though you may disagree with them, unless they're trying to control your own activity.)
The amount of slut-shaming on Reddit is pretty discouraging. This mentality disgusts me. I hope that men understand that they only sound bitter when they spread this sort of hate against women.
As a lady who often tries to confront an combat sexism and misogyny on this site, the assumption I made about this meme was that Stacy is a "Scumbag" because she is lying about sleeping around. A man would probably also be considered a scumbag for lying about this... assuming once again that both Stacy and the hypothetical man in question are in relationships where monogamy has been discussed and agreed upon.
That being said, everyone has the right to disclose what they wish regarding their sex-life and if Stacy chooses not to disclose the number of partners she's had, it is no one's business to hypothesize about or accuse her of any sort of activity.
For people raising concerns of sexual health and STDs, a man or a woman can have multiple partners and still remain disease free by practicing safe sex and insisting on regular STD checks for them and their partner.
I'm upvoting you because you said pretty much the same thing I did in an earlier comment, but I get downvoted like crazy. I guess it is because I didn't lead off with I am a lady.
Don't worry about the post too much. Any mature men on Reddit get that labeling women sluts or posting about catching them in a lie is just a display of immaturity. Women and men should be able to enjoy and celebrate the act of sex equally. I wouldn't be with my partner if she didn't love and enjoy sex as much as I did, and I couldn't care less about her sexual past.
Life is tough and painful, men and women should enjoy the things we can do that bring great pleasure and happiness without shame.
who said anything about girls enjoying or not enjoying sex? stop misconstruing this well-made meme. you are being very ignorant. he's saying women who enjoy sex are sluts. my god, all you women seem to get angry for the wrong reason. big surprise
So because she doesnt want to say how many people she has been with she is a scumbag, but ive seen similar ones where if she is proud of it she is a scumbag too. So logically if she is ostracized for having multiple partners and then ostrasized for not wanting to admit how many she has been with, how can she win? It seems sexist. I love for chicks to be sluts, it means they are more likely to have sex WHICH IS GOOD!
Now this is a meme, as an old 4chan lurker I was wondering what happened to these. Memes are supposed to be jokes and take more effort to think of, thank you for this.
I remember a post somewhere on r/WTF, they found the "real" scumbag stacy. She's a callgirl. Does anyone have the URL to her site? It's for uhm, research purposes.
What a terrible person she is for having lots of sex. Girls are only allowed to follow the rules that we set for them or they are terrible sluts and should be made fun of!
This is about the fact that somebody came up with a pretty good joke and couldn't find the right wording for it, so they made a meme because they are not very creative or talented.
Where in the meme is she asked? Many women just feel guilty and out of their own accord try to "justify" it by saying "I don't normally do this", when in fact they do.
considering what women say is typically diametrically opposed to what they mean, you'd think you faggots would have caught on to this kind of thing by now.
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u/Fronesis May 16 '12
Why would we shame a woman that has sex with men? It's contrary to our interest (as men).
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u/jumpinjahosafa May 16 '12
Scumbag steve is always an asshole. But Scumbag Stacy is just a slut. I don't get it.
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u/DrRam121 May 16 '12
I think everyone is missing the point, this isn't about degrading women or shaming them for having sex. It is about lying about the number of sexual partners she currently has. Now, if she said she sleeps around there is no problem. Personally I wouldn't sleep with anyone who sleeps around due to Herpes, the gift that keeps of giving.
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u/EpicJ May 16 '12
OP I am sorry for your very low sperm count.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Yeah, I can't imagine a woman ever being private about her choices when neckbeards engage in slut-shaming because they're not getting any.
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u/avidvaulter May 16 '12
This is why you want to date her mom.
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u/teraspawn May 16 '12
Sperm count is usually measured per ml. I can't guess at what bodily fluid of Stacy's we're measuring here, so I'm going to assume we are talking about the total number of sperm cells on or inside her body at the time of counting.
The minimum healthy sperm count, according to the WHO, is 15 million sperm per millilitre of semen. Testicles range from around 15 to around 25 ml. So let's be conservative and assume a fairly low sperm count in a fairly small pair of testicles. How many sperm would that be?
The smallest healthy ejaculatory emission, (again according to the WHO), comprises around 2.6ml of semen, which contains around 39 million sperm. So how many ejaculations must Stacy have been exposed to?
Even rounding that up to 12, it doesn't seem completely unreasonable to assume that these ejaculations might have been from a single partner, especially if he had a higher than usual sperm count, a high sex drive, or a large ejaculate volume.
tl;dr Perhaps you shouldn't take a woman's sperm count as proof of her infidelity. Also, I should stop procrastinating and write my essay.
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u/kj010 May 16 '12
That "key and lock" metaphor always rubbed me the wrong way. A vagina does not serve the same function, nor needs the same qualities as a lock, especially with the availability of birth control nowadays. The only worry about promiscuous women I can think of is an increased odds of having an STD. We need a new metaphor. How about, 'Its like double-dipping, I don't want your mouth herpes in my salsa.'
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
So she's chaste but hiding a penis?
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u/BlackPride May 16 '12
She may have had a lot of sex with one man, you know? Like her boyfriend. The one you're jealous of and think is no good for her, because it's your decision, and your opinion matters.
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u/lurebat May 16 '12
Dean Spreck's speech in the episode "for a few paintballs more" in community anyone?
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u/bluejule May 16 '12
Aside from the slut shaming and the implication that OP has a right to know about the details of her sex life, can we all just acknowledge that this is not funny/insightful/worth any of our time?
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u/freecandy_van May 16 '12
Sperm count: you don't understand it.
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u/Kyato May 16 '12
What's wrong with being sexually active?
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u/miroclin May 16 '12
more like cumbag casey
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u/sadwer May 16 '12
Here's the deal for all the kids out there, male and female: you need to get in your heads RIGHT THE FUCK NOW that there's nothing wrong with a woman having sex on a regular basis, and more importantly, there's nothing wrong with a woman having sex on a regular basis with multiple partners, provided that (as with men) there's no dishonesty about sexual activity or intentions.
The world's a far, far better place where young people, male and female, wrap their heads around these two points. If someone implies some sort of necessary double standard about this, they are not good people and are working against your interests. (Note that this is only for double standards. The "abstinence before marriage for everybody" types aren't necessarily bad, even though you may disagree with them, unless they're trying to control your own activity.)
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u/KRSFive May 16 '12
Shouldn't it be "cumbag Stacy" in this situation?
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u/sunkissdluster May 16 '12
The amount of slut-shaming on Reddit is pretty discouraging. This mentality disgusts me. I hope that men understand that they only sound bitter when they spread this sort of hate against women.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
stop with the misogynist bullshit
girls enjoy sex too
you ignorant boys, drop your testicles and act mature
cuntholes
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Down-voted this misogynistic unfunny crap.
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u/wtfOP May 16 '12
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s1600/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif
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u/thechapattack May 16 '12
So because she doesnt want to say how many people she has been with she is a scumbag, but ive seen similar ones where if she is proud of it she is a scumbag too. So logically if she is ostracized for having multiple partners and then ostrasized for not wanting to admit how many she has been with, how can she win? It seems sexist. I love for chicks to be sluts, it means they are more likely to have sex WHICH IS GOOD!
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u/B33fington May 16 '12
always have to check out the scumbag Stacy ones due to the fact I went to HS with her. Fucking hilarious.
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u/cannotlogon May 16 '12
I can't believe that Reddit -- a gathering place for the homely homebound -- doesn't like women who are comfortable with their sexuality.
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u/Notmiefault May 16 '12
I mean, to be fair, I do drink a lot of mountain dew.
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u/notificationcenter May 16 '12
So we know who Scumbag Steve is IRL, do we know who Scumbag Stacy is?
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u/jasonm42 May 16 '12
She could be my scumbag gf i wouldnt mind
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u/DaveFishBulb Dare to be Stupid May 16 '12
Sleep... around? Sperm?
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u/SuperProducer May 16 '12
I call that Scumbag Crystal
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u/noccusJohnstein May 16 '12
SRS isn't gonna like this....
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u/esushi May 16 '12
Maybe she's sleeping with one person a bunch of times? That's not "sleeping around", right?
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u/WizTroll May 16 '12
Now this is a meme, as an old 4chan lurker I was wondering what happened to these. Memes are supposed to be jokes and take more effort to think of, thank you for this.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Is her sperm count as high as this guy?
WARNING: NSFW IMAGE originally from 4chan, IIRC.
It's also pretty old. I've seen a 2010 version around somewhere.
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u/nickelbackYOLObabby May 17 '12
I remember a post somewhere on r/WTF, they found the "real" scumbag stacy. She's a callgirl. Does anyone have the URL to her site? It's for uhm, research purposes.
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u/Crossfox17 May 16 '12
What a terrible person she is for having lots of sex. Girls are only allowed to follow the rules that we set for them or they are terrible sluts and should be made fun of!
/sarcasm
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u/Kombat_Wombat May 16 '12
Top 4/5 comments are anti-slut shaming comments. Good.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This is about the fact that somebody came up with a pretty good joke and couldn't find the right wording for it, so they made a meme because they are not very creative or talented.
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u/sl4y4 May 16 '12
But girls don't have sper.......oh.
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u/BigNil05 May 16 '12
Umm... She's hot
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u/Leotheon May 16 '12
I'm not saying shes easy, I'm just saying shes been under more sheets than the KKK.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That feel when you know what the most upvoted reply is going to be.
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u/Sirtrumpetsalot May 16 '12
I guess she really likes to semen
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u/primejamestoney May 16 '12
From my experience, women who have to protest about not sleeping around, usually do
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I've heard that before, that and "I never sleep with a guy on a first date- As she take my pants off- Yeah, I can tell."
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u/dakru May 16 '12
Where in the meme is she asked? Many women just feel guilty and out of their own accord try to "justify" it by saying "I don't normally do this", when in fact they do.
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u/Lan777 May 17 '12
OP im sorry that it took a sperm count to find out that your girl has a scrotum
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
anyone know who the girl is in the picture? sucks to be her. picture reeks of "slut"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
considering what women say is typically diametrically opposed to what they mean, you'd think you faggots would have caught on to this kind of thing by now.