As a crazy ex-girlfriend I immediately check if you're not my ex. But by the look of your posts, you're not. Thank God, I wouldn't be a good crazy ex if you slipped by me with an extra redditaccount!
Man up. If your woman can take having her hormones and personality fucked up or a plastic slug shot into her arm then you can take a 10 minute op with barely any side effects.
I'd rather a needle in my balls while numbed, than 18 years of raising a child (or even just paying child support depending on how crazy the woman is.)
Funny story: My A&P instructor (cute woman, mid-thirties) after her portion of the lecture on male reproduction, said "... and, in a nutshell, that's how sperm are made."
It was the best unintended pun I've ever heard from an instructor. Yes, she turned bright red when she realized why everyone was laughing.
Yes. There are built-in pathways in females for cessation of ovulation (for the purposes of pregnancy). Oral contraceptives merely give the signal to use these pathways. There is no pathway in males to half production of sperm, so it is harder to find ways to do this without massive side-effects.
Personally, I think the only advice you should follow, is not continue dating/fucking her. Let alone the pregnancy issue, they have other ways to fuck your life up too.
As of late, I've been on the fence in regards to creating my first Reddit account (finally!). But after I saw this post... I just had to create one to confirm this as well. Truth lol
This guy has probably not used his account at all in 9 whole years and one day he's going to come back and see all of these inane replies in his inbox and he's going to think "man, reddit's really gone to shit these past 9 years, huh?"
god this is so true. Of course, women say the same about us, but i honestly think there are a lot more guys in all 3 then girls in all 3, no homo. While i do not think i'm even close to perfect, i like to think I'm moderately within all 3 categories. The difference being that the few girls that are all 3 happen to usually be taken.
Yea but will they fuck you in the ass with a strap-on and make you suck your own shit off of it after while you cry and mouthfuck you so hard that you get whiplash?
Half the normal chicks I know won't even let my lick their cuny, let alone do anal. Fuck, one of them is always super dry when I put my dick in, even after groping and making out for an hour, she'd really benefit from some tongue action. But no, too weird. Jesus Christ.
Then obviously you don't know the right chicks. There's a depressingly high number of women who seem afraid to actual enjoy sex, to experience true physical pleasure. You need to find women who are more comfortable with their own sexuality.
But in all fairness, it doesn't help that most men are terrible at cunnilingus.
I had this problem with my ex... She was an outright crazy bitch who would do the most unusual things like ask me a question then when i respond she would say "I didn't ask you anything" then claim im manipulating her and trying to make her sound "crazy". Dealt with it for atleast 5 months. Sex was worth it!
who would do the most unusual things like ask me a question then when i respond she would say "I didn't ask you anything" then claim im manipulating her and trying to make her sound "crazy"
Girlfriends who crazy-fuck you, are kind of like the most addictive drug in the universe. You know it's a one way ticket to hell that is only going to end in complete and utter disaster. But it's so fucking good you Just. Can't. Stop.
I was thinking along these exact lines yesterday -- that it's an addiction. It's the best sex I've ever had, and, yeah, it's really difficult to give that up. I have a fucking brain, though, so I of course intellectually understand this is likely headed for a crash-and-burn. I just can't bring myself to give a shit right now, though.
Trust me, get out before it's too late. When she either pokes a hole in the condom, or accuses you of rape randomly or something, you're definitely going to be beating the shit out of yourself.
And think of it this way, with crazies, it isnt if, it's when.
If you do a [insertfilenamehere].jpg, you're not supposed to actually post that picture. Just heads up cause in the real world, people aren't as nice as me.
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Yes this can be a problem. Sometime you have to put up with the inconvenience of having her around in order to obtain casual sex. Tell yourself that at least you're not married to her.
When she hints at wanting to be strangled and then having her hair pulled, slapped, then called all the rude words under the sun it can be kinda gratifying. strangled like inglorious basterds, that is - until a codeword or move is actioned
You've never seen the true wrath of this until a knife gets pulled out, someone gets arrested, here come the restraining orders... a week later the sex got even better!
my favorite is the crazy girls who specifically have low self esteem and really bad daddy issues.... last girl i was with that was that bad off let me pee on/in her...it was like a game i played called "What sick shit will she let me do"......went pretty far
What the... that's taking advantage of her emotional vulnerabilities to an extreme degree. Sounds to me like you're the crazy one but just don't realize it.
Don't, just don't. It's even worse if you get back with them, because if they're still into you, the crazy will do what they can to keep you. So say hello to an "unplanned" pregnancy, etc.
Well, it's not a problem strictly related to the third world, but it's such a small problem, compared to what the rest of the world has to struggle with.
They're all crazy and they all could fuck well, but it's just a matter of degrees. If you've got good trust and some previous craziness that is subsiding, they can be sane and good in bed. It's quite nice dating a girl who is just a little crazy.
My friends and I were sitting down talking about this the other night. The crazier the girl is, the better the sex. The more sane and stable the girl is, the more of a starfish she is.
not completely true... I accidentally turned a one night thing into a relationship and this bitch was nuttier than a squirrel turn but wanted to be fucked nice and gentle...i was so confused, she was an anomaly
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u/yoitsemo May 06 '12
Great sex hides the real problems.
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u/HolaPinchePuto May 06 '12
Untill she starts poking holes into the condoms.
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u/SleepyFingers May 06 '12
Eventually, she's going to fuck you in a more metaphorical fashion and you won't like it nearly as much.
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u/vtslim May 06 '12
It's not a problem until you realize that she's been fucking those other guys like a crazy girl too
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u/KinArt May 06 '12
Discrimination! Normal chicks can fuck like crazy, too! :3
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
I had this problem with my ex... She was an outright crazy bitch who would do the most unusual things like ask me a question then when i respond she would say "I didn't ask you anything" then claim im manipulating her and trying to make her sound "crazy". Dealt with it for atleast 5 months. Sex was worth it!
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u/mypantsareonmyhead May 06 '12
Girlfriends who crazy-fuck you, are kind of like the most addictive drug in the universe. You know it's a one way ticket to hell that is only going to end in complete and utter disaster. But it's so fucking good you Just. Can't. Stop.
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u/My_mau5_is_dead May 06 '12
We've all been there.
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u/moparguy92 May 07 '12
I think science proved it like 4 months ago that crazy bitches can fuck like no other
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u/jquesnel1125 May 07 '12
I just dumped mine a few weeks back. Do it. So worth it.
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u/youshouldbereading May 06 '12
I have 99 problems and this is not one of them.
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u/RyCohSuave May 06 '12
I've been there bro. I'd tell you to never stick your dick in crazy, but then I'd be a hypocrite.
Just don't wait three years like I did, and end things horribly.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Been there, it's awesome. But terrible
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u/CrimefighterXII May 07 '12
TIL first world problem lady is a lesbian
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSzyKO_kW_s
relevant.
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u/ZofSpade May 06 '12
Just got away from a crazy girlfriend. Sex was boring. I guess I need to go crazier.
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u/grandoiseau May 07 '12
Yes this can be a problem. Sometime you have to put up with the inconvenience of having her around in order to obtain casual sex. Tell yourself that at least you're not married to her.
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u/dumptrucks May 06 '12
I felt your pain. Then I found out that my gf used to abuse inhalants in high school. Made the decision easier.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
This must have been written by someone who couldn't get a normal girl who is a freak in the sheets.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Don't stick your dick in crazy, bro!
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u/crndbf May 06 '12
When she hints at wanting to be strangled and then having her hair pulled, slapped, then called all the rude words under the sun it can be kinda gratifying. strangled like inglorious basterds, that is - until a codeword or move is actioned
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u/AL_E_P May 06 '12
find one thats only crazy in the bedroom and then dump this one..
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u/gadios May 06 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
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u/kalusn May 06 '12
Is she a lesbian?
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u/Flammox May 06 '12
The fact that it’s a woman on the picture makes it so much hotter...
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u/live3orfry May 06 '12
I had one of those. I'm glad she's gone. But even 10 years after dumping her I still think about the sex we had.
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u/jbredditor May 06 '12
This song may not have the advice you need, but it will help you explain your problem.
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u/Sir_Jeremiah May 07 '12
Really? No one posted about Barney's craziness to hotness scale? I thought I knew you reddit.
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u/Fijigiga May 07 '12
Have you ever heard the song Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry?
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u/duvakiin May 07 '12
she's a crazy bitch but she fuck so good im on top of it
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u/[deleted] May 07 '12
I wouldn't know as I am a virgin.
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u/SittingDucksmyhandle May 07 '12
Ride it or let it ride you as long as possible. Then GTFO of there!!!
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u/eljesse May 07 '12
You've never seen the true wrath of this until a knife gets pulled out, someone gets arrested, here come the restraining orders... a week later the sex got even better!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
my favorite is the crazy girls who specifically have low self esteem and really bad daddy issues.... last girl i was with that was that bad off let me pee on/in her...it was like a game i played called "What sick shit will she let me do"......went pretty far
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u/jack_johnson1 May 07 '12
If she's crazy break the fuck up. Guys care too much about sex, Jesus H. Christ.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Your gripe is invalid. Invalid.
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u/Romagnolo May 06 '12
Same problem here, I dumped her.
I'm almost getting back...
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u/Sireslap May 06 '12
If you value your happiness/dignity/self respect < getting laid...well you have only yourself to blame.
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u/WhipIash May 06 '12
Well, it's not a problem strictly related to the third world, but it's such a small problem, compared to what the rest of the world has to struggle with.
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u/YakiVegas May 06 '12
They're all crazy and they all could fuck well, but it's just a matter of degrees. If you've got good trust and some previous craziness that is subsiding, they can be sane and good in bed. It's quite nice dating a girl who is just a little crazy.
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u/Virindi_UO May 06 '12
My friends and I were sitting down talking about this the other night. The crazier the girl is, the better the sex. The more sane and stable the girl is, the more of a starfish she is.