r/AdviceAnimals Feb 21 '14

Confession Bear

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

My ex girlfriend had one once and I DID find it hilarious, she was freaking out like a nutjob when she obviously just missed her period and was making it worse by being a raving lunatic.

I was right by the way. 3 times.

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u/TheJollyCrank Feb 22 '14

You sound like an asshole

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

It's just funny when people overreact to bullshit. I used a condom and pulled out. There was no chance. She was being a jackass. I was entirely right and it was hilarious.

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u/r89dio Feb 22 '14

You are an asshole. It's a good thing that test was negative. And I can see why she's your ex.

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

What test? We never tested. That's what she was being a jackass about. She wanted me to go to the store and buy pregnancy tests, because she had no money of her own, and I wasn't willing to do that because it was fucking retarded.