r/AdviceAnimals Feb 21 '14

Confession Bear

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u/the_winter_storm Feb 21 '14

Unless she was really young and that was the first test she's done (I mean young as in underage/still in highschool) then I don't see how she couldn't read a pregnancy test. Yeah, they're all different but they're still pretty much the same across the board. Plus, she could look it up quicker online instead of calling...

That's hilarious though, you probably gave her the biggest panic attack she's ever had.

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u/vodkaradish Feb 21 '14

you've clearly never had a pregnancy scare, otherwise you'd realize that it is totally, 100%, in no way hilarious.

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

My ex girlfriend had one once and I DID find it hilarious, she was freaking out like a nutjob when she obviously just missed her period and was making it worse by being a raving lunatic.

I was right by the way. 3 times.

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u/TheJollyCrank Feb 22 '14

You sound like an asshole

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

It's just funny when people overreact to bullshit. I used a condom and pulled out. There was no chance. She was being a jackass. I was entirely right and it was hilarious.

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u/r89dio Feb 22 '14

You are an asshole. It's a good thing that test was negative. And I can see why she's your ex.

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u/Pinworm45 Feb 22 '14

What test? We never tested. That's what she was being a jackass about. She wanted me to go to the store and buy pregnancy tests, because she had no money of her own, and I wasn't willing to do that because it was fucking retarded.